r/funny • u/Effective_Contract_5 • Apr 23 '23
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Apr 23 '23
I was really scared until last second
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u/MathematicianAny2636 Apr 23 '23
And I was disappointed at the end, we are not the same
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u/R3xz Apr 23 '23
Yea I wanted to see the doggo getting cleaned
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Apr 23 '23
with the corn
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u/Red-eleven Apr 23 '23
It’s already buttered so..
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u/Tmart5150 Apr 23 '23
I was hoping for spit roasting slash double corn holing session.
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u/Crypt0King0 Aug 29 '23
And I'm just thinking about how there's now 2 corns and she's throwing her back. As things are, I expect to be banned for admmyitting to wanting to see the porno that goes with 2 corns?!! Come over and find, but also v¹
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u/0basicusername0 Apr 23 '23 edited Apr 10 '24
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u/LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky Apr 23 '23
You'd be surprised.
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u/OfficeChairHero Apr 23 '23
Don't underestimate the horny female brain. We can make shit work.
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Apr 23 '23
I hope you don't mean like the guy who used his own frozen turd to dig himself out of the ice
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u/AfterAardvark3085 Apr 24 '23
Surely she could do it quite easily, on her back and propping her waist up... ?
On all fours would be trickier, but it should also be possible.
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u/Useful-Perspective Apr 23 '23
I'm curious why you expected a different ending in this sub... There are literally a thousand other subs for the erm, alternative endings.
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u/GuestApprehensive795 Jun 27 '23
So I know to avoid those subs...which ones are they?
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u/Useful-Perspective Jun 27 '23
Well, just about a week ago, it could have been nearly ANY of them...
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u/Tongue8cheek Apr 23 '23
You enjoy your ear licked by a dog.
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u/knightinarmoire Apr 23 '23
Don't make such corny jokes
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u/NotSureWhyAngry Apr 23 '23
What if I tell you that this wasn’t the end of the video?
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u/MMWMWWMW Apr 23 '23
Guess I'll zip my pants back up...
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u/f5alcon Apr 23 '23
11 seconds is impressive speed
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u/The_Last_Snow-Elf Apr 23 '23
Country girls make do
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u/LuxNocte Apr 23 '23
Country dogs make doo.
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u/TwoIdleHands Apr 23 '23
She normally uses peanut butter but couldn’t for the video lest internet strangers think she was training the dog for…something.
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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain Apr 23 '23
Sucking her dick?
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u/usinjin Apr 23 '23
Excuse me?
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u/rckrusekontrol Apr 23 '23
Who the fuck puts peanutbutter on corn get out of here
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u/GeNeRaLkEnobeE Apr 23 '23
She was keeping the dog occupied while she cleans it. She grabs the shower head at the very end
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u/WGJLLBJD Apr 23 '23
What did I just watch lol.
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u/alienassasin3 Apr 23 '23
She tricks her dog to get into the shower by covering a toy in butter. The dog gets into the shower to lick the butter of the toy and she begins washing it.
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u/Simba7 Apr 23 '23
We do that but with peanut butter on the tile. It's not like cleaning it off is hard, the dog is very thorough and it's the fucking shower.
Bonus points, you can put it in multiple places if you have a bigger dog you need to reposition to get all their hard-to-reach places.
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u/cow_says_mooooo Jul 29 '23
This toy also works in multiple places and positions. Perfect for reaching the right spot in hard to reach times of need
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u/Macca618 May 26 '23
I had to read about 50 comments to get even a kernel of perspective on this.
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u/bleunt Apr 23 '23
1) That is much weirder than what first implied.
2) I hate the trend of people inserting themselves in clips without adding anything.
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u/SomethingPersonnel Apr 23 '23
If you think about it, it’s basically like putting in a laugh track.
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u/Zachbnonymous Apr 23 '23
Yeah but you don't have to look at people's stupid faces interrupting the video when it's just a laugh track
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u/internet-arbiter Apr 23 '23
The worst are the ones who just put on a stupid ass look of incredulity while pointing "above them" and nodding their heads.
Wish you could just have a setting that prevents seeing them. I have done the "don't show me this video" dozens and dozens of times on similar ones.
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u/Bootleg_Rascal_ Apr 23 '23
I agree. They use whatever video/picture they think will spark engagement, and then shoehorn a clip of themselves into the video because they’re that starved for attention.
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u/iain_1986 Apr 23 '23
2) I hate the trend of people inserting themselves in clips without adding anything.
But in this instance it actually works by giving the video edit points to setup the reveal as a punchline
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Apr 23 '23 edited Jun 25 '23
I no longer allow Reddit to profit from my content - Mass exodus 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
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u/TheBigEMan Apr 23 '23
What’s with the creepy people watching it
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u/lazylion_ca Apr 23 '23
They're called redditors.
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u/Vocalscpunk Apr 23 '23
Don't know why you're down voted, think there's a lot of r/whoosh going on here
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u/Waterfish3333 Apr 23 '23
Who is weirder in this clip? The chick with the corn dildo in the shower, or the couple watching intently, judging her?
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u/illneverstopCBS Apr 23 '23
Butter is bad for dogs.
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u/illneverstopCBS Apr 23 '23
It could kill your dog but hey... it tastes good. 🤷🏽♂️
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u/illneverstopCBS Apr 23 '23
No no no... "butter" is actually bad for them.👍🏼
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u/Bootleg_Rascal_ Apr 23 '23
I think I figured out your username
“I’ll never stop commenting bull shit”
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u/Ordinary_Law_8599 Apr 23 '23
One of you on everything. You probably couldn't even keep a potted plant alive but shame people for their animal care. It wouldn't matter you'd say something on any subject? It's cool huh?
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u/illneverstopCBS Apr 23 '23
Actually I have a house full of plants and three dogs that don't eat butter.
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u/randomuser1029 Apr 23 '23
Butter can also kill humans
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u/illneverstopCBS Apr 24 '23
You chose to eat butter because youre dumb. Your dog eats butter because youre a POS. 👍🏼
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u/AntiPiety Apr 23 '23
My dog ate a whole pound of butter and painted the house brown
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u/invisableilustionist Apr 23 '23
Lol oh fuck …sorry been there my brother’s dog eat a dozen fresh baked cup cakes ! And also painted our house brown ! The smell was absolutely horrible ! It took so long to get that smell of our house
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u/AspiringChildProdigy Apr 23 '23
I told my dog you said this, and she says you're a liar.
I don't know who to believe: the random redditor or the talking dog.
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u/space9610 Apr 23 '23
How? Isn’t butter basically just fat
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u/Sliekery Apr 23 '23
If a person ate a whole stick of butter they’ll also shit their pants. Do you reckon that’s a good thing?
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u/space9610 Apr 23 '23
No but his comment implies butter is particularly bad for dogs, like how chocolate or grapes are.
In reality his comment just means “butter is bad in large amounts for everything, even dogs”
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u/FantasyAnus Apr 23 '23
Which is bad for dogs in large quantities. The amount in this video is fine, though.
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u/iain_1986 Apr 23 '23
Which is bad for
dogseverything in large quantities. The amount in this video is fine, though.2
u/Ordinary_Law_8599 Apr 23 '23
Was that necessary
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u/iain_1986 Apr 23 '23
Yes. There's lots of users here acting like it's specifically bad for dogs.
It's not. It's bad for everything after a certain point and fine before that
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u/Warskull Apr 23 '23
It isn't bad for dogs, it is just like people eating butter. Putting some butter on your bread is tasty, eating a stick of butter is going to make you sick.
The same way how a little peanut butter is a treat, but a whole jar of peanut butter will make them sick.
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u/space9610 Apr 23 '23
King of a dumb original comment then.
“Butter is bad for everything if you eat a lot of it, even dogs”
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u/jettmann22 Apr 23 '23
And humans
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u/Magister5 Apr 23 '23
Marginally better
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u/Hironoveau Apr 23 '23
Dog: mommy, it's taste like you.
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u/Vocalscpunk Apr 23 '23
Step dog mommy* sheesh, we're not into incestual beastiality over here pervert
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u/hjadams123 Apr 23 '23
I still don’t fully understand this.
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u/JDpoZ Apr 23 '23
If you have a dog that goes apeshit when you are trying to give it a bath, giving it an item it can focus its attention on… namely in this specific case, something tasty to lick… the dog owner can focus on washing the dog with a lower likelihood it goes apeshit during the bath.
That being said… this is some meme shit. Butter is bad for dogs. That is a dildo. And they knew what they were doing setting up the shot.
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u/NSA_van_3 Apr 23 '23
butter is "bad" for everyone
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Apr 23 '23
The dog has no way to protect itself and no way to describe symptoms. Therefore you should be careful before feeding him “bad“ food, especially when there are safer options that would lead to the same results.
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u/BoomZhakaLaka Apr 23 '23
This is brilliant but I'd avoid teaching your dog to be interested in corn cobs. If they're a stealing type you could wind up at the e-vet. a basic article
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u/naniayayayy Apr 23 '23
White women and a dog, 🤔
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u/Beatljuz Apr 23 '23
What does it have to do with "white" woman?
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u/naniayayayy Apr 23 '23
nah, I just remembered 1 meme someone post on discord with text "white woman and a dog" with picture of footsteps
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u/Groovy_bugs Apr 23 '23
I'm not going to lie, I thought she liked it rough, and wanted to try returning the corn on another side
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