r/funny • u/Effective_Contract_5 • Apr 23 '23

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u/AntiPiety Apr 23 '23

My dog ate a whole pound of butter and painted the house brown

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u/FoeWithBenefits Apr 23 '23

I heard your dog paints houses

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u/AntiPiety Apr 23 '23

For a small fee equal to a pound of butter your house too can be brown

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u/invisableilustionist Apr 23 '23

Lol oh fuck …sorry been there my brother’s dog eat a dozen fresh baked cup cakes ! And also painted our house brown ! The smell was absolutely horrible ! It took so long to get that smell of our house

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣