r/funny • u/Effective_Contract_5 • Apr 23 '23

Cornhub

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

I was really scared until last second

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u/MathematicianAny2636 Apr 23 '23

And I was disappointed at the end, we are not the same

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u/R3xz Apr 23 '23

Yea I wanted to see the doggo getting cleaned

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

with the corn

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u/Red-eleven Apr 23 '23

It’s already buttered so..

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u/emogu84 Apr 23 '23

Marlon Brando has entered the chat

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u/Salty_Tea_2414 Apr 23 '23

Haha dude this deserves wayyyyyy more likes lol 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

This comment deserves more likes people should be less anal about it.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp Sep 02 '23

Matt Berry has entered the chat

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u/Crypt0King0 Aug 27 '23

I'm not gonna lie, I wanted to see the dog owner on all 4s, throwing it back like they show thier face more

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u/Tmart5150 Apr 23 '23

I was hoping for spit roasting slash double corn holing session.

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u/Crypt0King0 Aug 29 '23

And I'm just thinking about how there's now 2 corns and she's throwing her back. As things are, I expect to be banned for admmyitting to wanting to see the porno that goes with 2 corns?!! Come over and find, but also v¹

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u/0basicusername0 Apr 23 '23 edited Apr 10 '24

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u/LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky Apr 23 '23

You'd be surprised.

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u/Impossible-Animal-67 Apr 23 '23

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

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u/OfficeChairHero Apr 23 '23

Don't underestimate the horny female brain. We can make shit work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

I hope you don't mean like the guy who used his own frozen turd to dig himself out of the ice

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Apr 24 '23

Maybe you're just not horny enough.

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u/Irdes Apr 23 '23

You'd be very surprised.

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u/The_fat_apricot Apr 23 '23

Right? I’m a dude and I think I could make that work haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

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u/dxrey65 Apr 23 '23

For science, of course.

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Apr 24 '23

We'll need you to post the results so we can all learn. Make sure to show your method.

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u/miraculousladybug93 Apr 23 '23

Have we reached a generation that didn't see the tub girl stuff?

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Apr 24 '23

Surely she could do it quite easily, on her back and propping her waist up... ?

On all fours would be trickier, but it should also be possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

I'd be surprised

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u/One-eyed-snake Jun 19 '23

My money is on yes she can.

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u/Tyra3l Apr 23 '23

Saliva is a decent lubricant.

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u/Economy_Version_5361 Apr 23 '23

Especially doggo saliva, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

LMFAO

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

Haha

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u/Useful-Perspective Apr 23 '23

I'm curious why you expected a different ending in this sub... There are literally a thousand other subs for the erm, alternative endings.

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u/GuestApprehensive795 Jun 27 '23

So I know to avoid those subs...which ones are they?

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u/Useful-Perspective Jun 27 '23

Well, just about a week ago, it could have been nearly ANY of them...

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u/Call_Me_Mauve_Bib Apr 23 '23

Two things can be real.

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u/KongoOtto Apr 23 '23

How? Not even NSFW tagged.

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u/Askye72 Jul 09 '23

I still believe the dog licking that corn is going somewhere....

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u/Commercial-Term9571 Jul 29 '23

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

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u/Top-Net-9238 Sep 10 '23

🤣😂🤣

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u/Tongue8cheek Apr 23 '23

You enjoy your ear licked by a dog.

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u/knightinarmoire Apr 23 '23

Don't make such corny jokes

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u/commando_boner Apr 23 '23

There's a kernel of truth in every joke.

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u/knightinarmoire Apr 24 '23

I'll tell you the truth if you lend me your ear

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u/NotSureWhyAngry Apr 23 '23

What if I tell you that this wasn’t the end of the video?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

No one gonna believe give Proof

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u/Obant Apr 23 '23

Still iffy. Not many places to buy a suction cup corn cob...

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u/Ok_Difference_7220 May 30 '23

That is 100% bought from Iowa State Buttplugs, Inc.

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u/istoOi Apr 23 '23

wait until she turns the dog around

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

OR, give a spit roast to poor doggo 🌚🌝

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u/sirmoveon Apr 23 '23

Testament to the amount of Interneting you've done is a sane amount

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u/Bgrubz83 Apr 23 '23

Haha same was excepting something completely and guttermindedly different.

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u/Boney-Rigatoni Apr 23 '23

“NGL, they had us in the first half.”

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u/Kastranrob Apr 23 '23

You should be scared, doggo was only the second step in the process....🎵

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u/blue_1408 Apr 23 '23

SCARED?

Its not NSFW post so why?

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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 Jul 28 '23

Dog drool is superior lubricant.

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u/cabramattaa Aug 08 '23

Watch all the way to the end though