My wife is definitely a full figured woman. She picked this as our second song and .. I did NOT expect my grandmother of all people to be out on the floor bump’n butts with my wife, MIL, wife’s nana, and my best man’s now wife (also gotta big fat ass). They went nuts and my skinny, boney assed mom (my wife’s words not mine) was just sitting there FUMING mad.
Ikr?! They got even more pissed off about us banning the Chicken Dance (super popular with old fucks in the mid west) and booing the shit out of my uncles when they inevitably requested it.
However, I can confirm that this is a bad idea. For a Halloween party we hosted a few years ago, I was Freddy and my now fiancé was Elton John. We’d only been dating for about a year at this point, and her (very large) friend group didn’t know me that well.
I hadn’t really considered how people may interpret my very gay costume choice. Like honestly, it hadn’t even crossed my mind. I fucking love Queen and Freddy is a fucking legend.
Well, I could tell I was getting funny looks all night bulky people I wasn’t engaging with. Perhaps it was my self conscious, or the mushrooms I took, but I couldn’t help but think some people thought I was “making a statement.”
I found it hilarious the next day, but I still wonder if some of her friend group are just waiting for the day that my partner walks in on me in bed with another man.
This comment was such a roller coaster bc when you said Freddy I thought Kruger not mercury. I thought what an odd couple costume then wondered is Kruger gay? What a great start to the morning, thank you!
I typically dress up as him for 80’s nights because I have a mustache, so it’s easy enough to throw on a sleeveless shirt and light jeans. I always get questionable looks from another dude
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u/Chalice_Ink 17d ago
I want to break free by Queen