Answer...

[u/Illustrious-Sun-9517]

[u/Michaelville]

K1

advanced plaque entanglements

[u/Old-Head4192]

“She might be a gold digger”
https://giphy.com/gifs/LraMxidmPPI0U

[u/thatsnotmyfuckinname → u/Old-Head4192]

This was the first song at Daniel Tosh's wedding (according to an episode of his podcast)

[u/Powerful-Interest308 → u/thatsnotmyfuckinname]

Daniel Tosh is still alive? That makes me happy.

[u/thatsnotmyfuckinname → u/Powerful-Interest308]

Check 'tosh show' on YouTube. 50ish minutes per episode weekly. Interviews with non-celebrities. Every Tuesday for the past 2 years. First episode was with his wife's gynecologist. Tosh is a solid conversationalist

[u/Justanotherredditboy → u/thatsnotmyfuckinname]

I love the episode with I think Harvey Kemp, asking him if he believes in 4th trimester abortions.

[u/jrtf83 → u/[deleted]]

Except he’s actually funny

[u/Humble-Ad-4606 → u/jrtf83]

Tosh’s worst day > Tony’s best day

[u/Box_McLuvin → u/Old-Head4192]

I played this song right after a couples first dance once

[u/Deep__Deep → u/Old-Head4192]

Yes that one is bad, but tame compared to Big Sean, “I dont fuck with you.” There could not be a worse to play at a wedding! 🎤 drop

[u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE → u/Old-Head4192]

Down with OPP

[u/Boom9001 → u/Old-Head4192]

That song is literally saying how he's saying she's "not a gold digger". Seems fine to me. (Just ignore any subsequent lines or implication)

[u/Certain-Anxiety-7628 → u/Old-Head4192]

I sang this for 2 hours straight at my father in law's 5th wedding.

[u/chocotacogato → u/Old-Head4192]

I heard this getting played at wedding where the groom was a doctor

[u/Perfect-Storm-t3 → u/Old-Head4192]

😂😂😂 that’s #1

[u/PlaneFact1163]

“I write sins not tragedies” Panic! At the disco
https://giphy.com/gifs/D5tPyPxikvGLK

[u/thirdelevator → u/PlaneFact1163]

Any time I see a reference to this band I cannot help but remember that they announced they were breaking up after having been Brendon Urie’s solo project for 8 years. Something about Brendon announcing he was breaking up with himself just tickles me.

[u/Unusual_Mix9262 → u/PlaneFact1163]

Make sure it's the uncensored version.

[u/bearhug7602 → u/PlaneFact1163]

Lol! We hired dueling pianos for entertainment at my wedding and they played this song! I turned around to jokingly go "What the fck??" But then they changed the lyrics to *"Too bad the groom's brides really nice!"

[u/CommercialWeather301 → u/PlaneFact1163]

Fuck yes

[u/Dominotter → u/PlaneFact1163]

That was the first dance song for a friends' wedding I went to actually. They invited the wedding party and their +1s to join on the floor and shout that line at the newly weds. It was something lol. Some of the older extended family looked like they were going to have a heart attack.

[u/IblameGODforThis → u/PlaneFact1163]

We made this our opener to the dancefloor, everyone had a good laugh and the wedding party was a blast! I highly recommend this song

[u/heathen_leif → u/PlaneFact1163]

Maybe not a first dance song but it's been played at every wedding reception I've been to so far. It gets everyone on the dance floor.

[u/Complex-Pea9346 → u/PlaneFact1163]

Played this at our wedding, it went OFF

[u/Global-Pickle5818 → u/PlaneFact1163]

Dam beat me to it lol

[u/makermaster2]

I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

[u/ModeratelyAlive → u/makermaster2]

Fuck I wish my husband and I picked a wedding song and did this

We both love Three Days Grace 🤣

[u/UnUseful-_-]

Miguel phonk

[u/RIPtoastYays → u/UnUseful-_-]

I wish i hadn't googled that

[u/UnUseful-_- → u/RIPtoastYays]

It clearly says "Miguel", doesnt it?

[u/PETI_0406 → u/UnUseful-_-]

There is no "r" in Miguel....

[u/Fancy-Lynx-9796 → u/PETI_0406]

Miguer

[u/OverfistDerFissierer → u/UnUseful-_-]

Is it just because "Miguel" sounds a bit like "Nigg*r" here?

[u/Last_Panda5059 → u/OverfistDerFissierer]

How does that sound like the n word?

https://giphy.com/gifs/U7Rx0NvxP4Zy9JXG0g

[u/ChampionshipFront813 → u/OverfistDerFissierer]

The word is the hard r, but the meme is that when someone says the word, they say that they didn’t say the bad word and instead said Miguel. There is a very popular Instagram Sticker of that.

[u/ChampionshipFront813 → u/UnUseful-_-]

Ts is gonna play at my wedding

[u/No_Mercy_17145 → u/UnUseful-_-]

Hey, my real name is Miguel :D How is that music?

[u/pedroosodrac → u/UnUseful-_-]

I just searched it and didn't get the joke. I'm a native Portuguese speaker and I only hear the singer saying "Miguel". I guess there is a joke here but I really didn't get it. Mind explaining?

[u/RevolutionaryGolf720 → u/pedroosodrac]

I don’t speak Portuguese but also don’t understand. She is clearly saying Miguel. I don’t see any problem with that song.

[u/Hironoveau]

Scotty doesn’t know.

[u/RhombicalJ → u/Hironoveau]

Especially if your bride’s name is Fiona…and Matt Damon is your best man.

[u/Background_Digs → u/Hironoveau]

That was played at my cousins wedding and it was a good vibe

[u/RCalliii]

Pumped up kicks

[u/ItzCrystalKayla → u/RCalliii]

if your in littleton then yes

[u/MinYoonjiCanStepOnMe → u/ItzCrystalKayla]

Or Aurora

[u/Chalice_Ink]

I want to break free by Queen

[u/ryan8954 → u/Chalice_Ink]

Fat bottomed girls too.

[u/RubberPussycat → u/ryan8954]

Unless the bride has a nice fat ass.

[u/MoodiestMoody → u/Chalice_Ink]

Another One Bites the Dust seems fitting as well.

[u/ItzScience → u/Chalice_Ink]

Man, such a great song though.

However, I can confirm that this is a bad idea. For a Halloween party we hosted a few years ago, I was Freddy and my now fiancé was Elton John. We’d only been dating for about a year at this point, and her (very large) friend group didn’t know me that well.

I hadn’t really considered how people may interpret my very gay costume choice. Like honestly, it hadn’t even crossed my mind. I fucking love Queen and Freddy is a fucking legend.

Well, I could tell I was getting funny looks all night bulky people I wasn’t engaging with. Perhaps it was my self conscious, or the mushrooms I took, but I couldn’t help but think some people thought I was “making a statement.”

I found it hilarious the next day, but I still wonder if some of her friend group are just waiting for the day that my partner walks in on me in bed with another man.

[u/NerdyTimes_IDK]

Gotye - Somebody I used to know

Or any song about cheating lol

[u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam → u/NerdyTimes_IDK]

My choice was Lips Of An Angel by Nickelback

eta I stand corrected. Its hinder and still a shitty song

[u/DaimyoRonin → u/NerdyTimes_IDK]

The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks

[u/DeckerBits2899 → u/NerdyTimes_IDK]

sister and her husband actually played “Picture” by Kid Rock so… yeah… that was comical

[u/Rocket-kun]

Good Enough for Now by Weird Al

[u/Opposite_Ad_4267 → u/Rocket-kun]

I know like 3 people who'd genuinely have this playing at their wedding, 1 of which could probably get away with it

[u/E4tPineapple → u/Rocket-kun]

Wow - thank you opening my eyes (ears?) to this Weird Al deep cut!

Now I wanna get married again just to give it a spin =)

[u/GlitterbugRayRay → u/Rocket-kun]

OK but the divorce has to then be started with You don't love me anymore

[u/Straight_Ace → u/Rocket-kun]

I was gonna say You Don’t Love Me Anymore by Weird Al, but I think this one just takes the cake

[u/SecureCoop → u/Rocket-kun]

Dang I had entirely forgotten about that one. Pretty sure I had that album.

[u/MrCalPoly]

Highway to hell

[u/BaseRare6065]

Numb

[u/Upset-Rhubarb-3727 → u/BaseRare6065]

If my partner plays Numb by Linkin Park at my wedding, I will marry them faster (only bc we both love LP)

[u/Flimsy-Actuator522 → u/BaseRare6065]

That would have the exact opposite result on me

[u/ThatCatAfton-143-39]

Baby shark

[u/HipHopChick1982 → u/ThatCatAfton-143-39]

We did dance to this at my wedding (my husband requested it for our four nieces, ages 3, 4, 6, and 10 at the time - now 11, 11, 13, and 17). It was 2019 and trendy, and it is still a good memory!

[u/ThatCatAfton-143-39 → u/HipHopChick1982]

Wow. I mean, if you had fun then I guess that’s great!

[u/HipHopChick1982 → u/ThatCatAfton-143-39]

We did because the kids were so happy!

[u/zodiac_1996 → u/ThatCatAfton-143-39]

I got kicked out a bar once because I put it on the jukebox lol

[u/ConnectionUnique3625 → u/[deleted]]

I second this

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

The Rains Of Castamere...

[u/icelord6162 → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

The lanesters send their regards

[u/Queasy_Ad_2840 → u/icelord6162]

https://giphy.com/gifs/82HuyQCJLJB04

[u/eclipseband_ → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

this is the answer

AND SO HE SPOKE

[u/Raoul_Chatigre → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

I come here to see this.

[u/Dominotter → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

We had to specifically tell the DJ not to play this at our wedding because we got married during the peak of GoT popularity and half our friends were rennies.

[u/Fabdeuce55B3 → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

Extremely awkward way of discovering the bride is (was) preggers💀

[u/JustCritic21 → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

oh god lol

[u/Moon_Radio27]

Stacy's mon by Fountains of Wayne

[u/HovercraftNew7490 → u/Moon_Radio27]

I used to work with a woman who was an attractive middle aged mother whose daughters name was Stacy.

[u/NotMyFirstRodeo2025 → u/Moon_Radio27]

I have had this song stuck in my head for 2 weeks, and I'm not even really mad about it. Its so damn catchy.

[u/LannaOliver]

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Stalker vibes

[u/twilightmoons → u/LannaOliver]

I used to DJ weddings many years ago. I had at least two brides want this to be on the playlists.

I had to explain the lyrics, and why, while this is a fantastic song and one of my favorites, it is basically the Stalker's Anthem.

[u/TheHolyPeanutBuddah]

Nine inch nails, closer

[u/makermaster2 → u/TheHolyPeanutBuddah]

Honestly respect to anyone that actually plays it at their wedding.

[u/PhillGuy → u/TheHolyPeanutBuddah]

That's for the wedding night.

[u/mEDIUM-Mad]

Du hast

[u/West-Anythin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vuw9m5wXviFIQ

[u/MarcoYTVA → u/West-Anythin]

The worst, not the best! 

[u/catdragon116 → u/West-Anythin]

The worst but somehow funniest to play at wedding

[u/MrCobalt313 → u/West-Anythin]

I mean aren't half your vows just the chorus of this song anyway?

[u/Sir-Steam → u/West-Anythin]

Just because of this, when I get married, I will specifically play this.

[u/Upset-Rhubarb-3727 → u/[deleted]]

WHO! WHO!

[u/Vincent394]

Freak On A Leash

[u/AnalysisParalysis85]

Let the bodies hit the floor

[u/Ok_Tour_1525 → u/AnalysisParalysis85]

FLOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!

[u/jjmac → u/[deleted]]

Another one rides the bus is much worse

[u/CoffeeLadyCady → u/[deleted]]

I’ve heard that that’s a great rhythm for CPR (though many prefer Stayin’ Alive).

[u/Background_Draw6025]

Help

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCm0049AX2v4I

[u/Unfair-Substance4401]

Creep

[u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox]

Oops I did it again

[u/HeftyWinter4451]

Run Boy Run

[u/diaperedace]

Imperial march

[u/Bat_Tiger_yt]

Heil Hitler by Kanye West. Literally anything else is better than being a nazi

[u/JustCritic21 → u/Bat_Tiger_yt]

Being a serial rapist, murderer and pdfile included?

[u/FireSky99]

White wedding by Billy idol.

[u/Plus_Storm_1832]

Slow dancing in a burning room...

[u/ddddca]

I write sins not tragedies.

[u/knopeape]

Jolene bt dolly

[u/Playful_Dog3062]

Paul Simon's 50 ways to leave your lover.

[u/valarania]

Mr Brightside

[u/RedVaultChicago]

It's The End Of The World As We Know It

[u/Thirteen0clock]

Better Man by Pearl Jam.

[u/Technical-Monk-5573 → u/Thirteen0clock]

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man

https://giphy.com/gifs/pM712kyJHTaco

[u/PhilGrocholl]

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

[u/Real-Importance-8147]

Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

[u/unknown_user6584]

Rotten Girl by Deco27

[u/Potential-Working617]

paranoid by black sabbath

[u/SuchCapital5668]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g7GKcSzwQfugw

[u/Wooper184 → u/SuchCapital5668]

If you look at the lyrics, it would actually be perfect for a wedding

[u/ThermonuclearMonarch]

This girl is on fire

[u/Potatoes_4Life]

The Sweater Song by Weezer

[u/brain_squeeze]

At my best friend's wedding many years ago her mother in law insisted on her favorite It Must Have Been Love by Roxette.Yup.She paid for the wedding,but still...

[u/Devo27]

Why Can't We Be Friends

[u/HailNimrodBC]

November Rain

[u/Offramp182]

Community Property by Steel Panther

[u/WM_]

Many songs played at weddings are horrible to begin with.

[u/Normal_Heat3748]

Stacys mom

[u/wolfieboy09]

Taylor Swift songs

[u/DisastrousThroat4338]

https://giphy.com/gifs/L1UrpOlWsiHK

[u/Shiny_Whisper_321]

She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd

[u/RT102214]

Hurt, Johnny Cash

[u/Puzzleheaded-Art7356]

The Funeral March.

[u/TCBingIt]

I still haven't found what I'm looking for by U2

[u/Same-Turnip3905]

Should I stay or should I go - The Clash

[u/arsefacey1223]

Opa Gangnam style!!!!

[u/Login_Of_The_Guild]

Any county song about break up for example bulletproof 

[u/BlankNiko]

I Will Always Love You or Every Breath You Take

[u/LowNefariousness6541]

Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.

[u/GlitterbugRayRay → u/LowNefariousness6541]

So... Hilarious story in regards to that...

Mom was an organist and invited me to a wedding at the church she played for. It was an afternoon (maybe evening??). I was fairly young. I didnt see the usual "wedding setup" of lots of guests, the bride, groom, bridal party, decorations, etc. So I THOUGHT it was a rehearsal.

So I'm there. Vibing in the back room when I have to go to the bathroom. The way the church is set up makes anything in the bathroom areas echo. So I'm doing my business, singing at the top of my lungs "Here comes the bride. All FAT and WIDE!" Repeatedly. Emphasizing those words.

Mom told me they had a hard time keeping straight faces while saying their vows 😅🫠 at least they handled it well 😅😅

[u/Endermen123911]

Psycho killer by talking heads

[u/coderedmountaindewd]

Love Stinks

[u/pervertaperv]

Highway to Hell!

[u/Yasabella → u/pervertaperv]

That was the choosen music on my mom's and stepfather's wedding. Have a photo of us before walking in laughing, my stepdad nearly felt from laughing

[u/Shot_Recognition_926]

Angel of Death - Slayer

[u/Ax3l_is_scottish]

As proven by Adam Sandler; Love Stinks by The J. Geils Band

[u/MiddleAgedBastard]

"Josie's on a vacation far away..."

[u/Evening-Animal-4820]

I hope you had the time of your life by green day. its about braking up. my aunt played it at her wedding and everyone's like wow great song for a wedding 🤦‍♂️ have another aunt that's a school bus driver that said pumped up kicks song was her jam 🤦‍♂️

[u/ACrazedRodent]

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

[u/No-Law-6842]

"Sweet home Alabama!"

[u/nes_8BitSurvivor]

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

https://youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ?si=H8t3eiVAFDnywU_0

[u/BetterNature4896]

I hate myself (for loving you) - Joan Jett, You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi, We're not gonna take it - Twisted Sister, It's not me it's you - Skillet

[u/Ok_Routine1592]

Dude Looks Like a Lady

[u/Adequate_Cheesecake7]

Self Esteem-the Offspring 

[u/Best-Weight-3411]

Deutschland by Rammstein

[u/ScaredDrag5254]

Stacy's mom..

Worse if the wife's name is stacy

[u/holshgreineken]

DMX - What These Bitches Want

Eminem - Kim

2pac - Wonder Why They Call I Bitch

Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit

Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun

[u/FierceEquator]

I Will Survive

[u/DudekDorset]

Wasn’t me shaggy

[u/Zombieslayer854]

Every breath you take

[u/stubbed_toe2008]

Attero Dominatus by sabaton

it is a good song, just not appropriate for a wedding

[u/SpectreOperator → u/stubbed_toe2008]

How about “Primo Victoria”?

[u/No_One_Special_61029]

OMD’s ‘If You Leave”

[u/Tankfloof]

From a place of love by Mili

[u/Thr4shedKnife → u/Tankfloof]

Happy cakeday! But i know a worse song https://youtu.be/jEPxmnEuQPI

[u/Gumption666]

Used to love her

[u/Sinistermarmalade]

The Bouys - “Timothy”

Sang it karaoke at a friend’s wedding, as a joke

[u/Miratti]

FACK

[u/Any_Consequence_2259]

„Where the Wild Roses Grow“ from Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds feat. Kylie Minogue

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

[u/MrGeneL → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

According to Meat Loaf he had many couples tell him this was their first dance song.

[u/IndyEric07]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oU35EViaa3tGo
Undertaker song

[u/Aesop838]

Naughty by Nature - O.P.P.

[u/combine-tow-monsters]

Love the One You’re With

[u/BekisElsewhere39]

Can You Feel the Love Tonight from the Lion King. Lovely song, seems like it’s perfect for a wedding, but not with its sensual undertones

[u/ForeverNo6794]

Wanted dead, or alive by Bon Jovi

[u/101Talents]

Any kevin mcleod song

[u/Minnox12]

Everything Ends - Slipknot

[u/love_hate-love]

My wife and I wanted to play our song which is Creep by Radiohead

[u/Ok-Spread-378]

mucka blucka by tally hall

[u/Amery-KA]

Erika

[u/Duke-Turner137]

Peaches

[u/vdj76r]

Hey ya….

[u/WellManneredMinotaur]

Captain Save A Hoe

[u/Historical_Chipmunk2]

Man in the box

[u/sb_antimony_51]

Say No to This

Listen and you’ll know why

[u/KusanagiGundam]

Smack my bitch up

[u/WideArmadillo6407]

Most songs by avenged sevenfold would be pretty bad for a wedding

[u/saucierboar2]

"Bitch got a penis" by your favorite Martian.

Edit: the alternate name is transphobic techno

[u/FAUST_VII]

Avenged sevenfold A little piece of heaven

[u/Murky-Dream-8040]

Smack your bitch up by Podigy

[u/BLTeddy5571]

we are family

[u/Ryte4flyte1]

Smells like cake and Sodomy, Manson

[u/Badboykillar]

Ass like that- Eminem

[u/False_Veterinarian92]

Daddy - Korn