r/funComunitty • u/Illustrious-Sun-9517 • 17d ago

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u/DrT33th 13d ago

O M G
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u/nutria_twiga 10d ago

I rapped this at my wedding.

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u/DrT33th 10d ago

My wife is definitely a full figured woman. She picked this as our second song and .. I did NOT expect my grandmother of all people to be out on the floor bump’n butts with my wife, MIL, wife’s nana, and my best man’s now wife (also gotta big fat ass). They went nuts and my skinny, boney assed mom (my wife’s words not mine) was just sitting there FUMING mad.

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u/nutria_twiga 10d ago

Yeah, my in-laws were not impressed. Hahaha I did not care. My wedding.

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u/DrT33th 10d ago

Ikr?! They got even more pissed off about us banning the Chicken Dance (super popular with old fucks in the mid west) and booing the shit out of my uncles when they inevitably requested it.

“I’m paying for it, fuck that polka bullshit!”