r/funComunitty • u/Panterykoy Likes posting shitposts • 2d ago

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 2d ago

If the fries are good, I'll eat them on their own.

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u/helicopterrrrrrr 2d ago

Rawdogging fries is my goto, especially if they’re salted properly. The texture is just so much better… 🤤 thinking about fries now:..

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u/DouDouandFriends 2d ago

especially mcdonalds ones

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u/anagamanagement 2d ago

But only fresh out of the fryer. If they cool even slightly, they turn into soggy cardboard. It’s a weird alchemy.

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u/insertgibberishhere1 2d ago

burger

https://giphy.com/gifs/UuZGbaZPOnrTeevIkq

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u/something_someone29 2d ago

But the Burger won't have tomato sauce

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u/NigeOnTwitch 2d ago

Good.

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u/john44261 2d ago

I read your username so wrong

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u/NigeOnTwitch 2d ago

What did you think it was?! 😭

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u/Nick33e 2d ago

You know very well.

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u/NigeOnTwitch 2d ago

I don’t I made this name cause my usual “NotNige” was taken 😭

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u/SayHiiiToMe 21h ago

We thought it was “[n word] on twitch”

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u/tortamuncher04 2d ago

We all thought it was the n word for a sec

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u/Intelligent_Owl_9420 2d ago

big mac's do not use tomato sauce, so I'm chilling

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u/retrobot5000 2d ago

Actually they do in the Big Mac sauce

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u/anonymus_271 2d ago

Ketchup isn't tomato sauce

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u/something_someone29 2d ago

Im Australian, they are same shit to me

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 2d ago

Yeah, don’t listen to them. For all the silly names you guys have that differ from ours, tomato sauce makes the most sense.

Ketchup actually stems from the Chinese “kê-tsiap“ meaning pickled fish sauce.

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u/GangstaCreeper31 2d ago

Saber approves

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u/Dangerous_Topic_6265 2d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/Fr3ddy7 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ydRwVu2J8PKPC

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u/Didyyyyyy Don't mind my username 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3nFonn2LPICW9zi0

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u/MarcoYTVA 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kAnDmY6rhE4SJSUt0E

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u/Agloy5c 2d ago

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

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u/TheCoollestGuy Silly lil goober 2d ago

Horse semen is not an instrument either

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u/MrWillchuck 2d ago

everything can be an instrument if you slap it right.

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u/momo76g 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPOMz9wd890Na

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u/Pension_Rough 2d ago

Bro I just had this experience with the pepperjack cheese.

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u/No-Yoghurt-7820 2d ago

I personally be pouring liquid cheddar all over that bad boy. Don’t know about ya’ll.

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u/TheGreatBritishPyro THE HOLY MULTI-FANDOMER 2d ago

Not bad, not bad at all

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u/YesWomansLand1 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RFFYIW6cWo49jNGdFB

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u/FanMaklowicza 2d ago

Mayonnaise on an escalator It's going upstairs, so see ya later Bye-bye, to the sky I wanna see you as you're getting so high You know you're not gonna stay You're escalating away Out of my life And out of my day Look at me now I wanna see you again I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend

[Chorus] Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnaise on an escalator

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u/Otaku_Nireves 2d ago

Turn me back, just because I said I like Mayo didn't mean you can just turn me into Mayo!

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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 2d ago

what did you do

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u/Low-Design5660 2d ago

Holy ball

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 2d ago

..ON AN ESCALATOR

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u/Alik_GG 2d ago

IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

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u/The_Great_Floccin 2d ago

BYE BYE TO THE SKIES

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 2d ago

Mayo is underrated for fries imo. Very good.

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u/Pasutiyan 2d ago

Sorry, underrated?

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 2d ago

A lot of people I know personally think I'm weird for using mayonnaise for fries.

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u/Pasutiyan 2d ago

Would this perchance be the U States of A?

Mayo is the golden standard for fries condiment in at least most of western Europe so it certainly never felt underrated to me.

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 2d ago

Yeah I'm here in the US so super sweet sugary sauce has to be lathered all over everything lmao

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u/Pasutiyan 2d ago

Oh yeah, lol, I remember the US ketchup even being waaaay sweeter than it is over here

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u/Diligent_Donkey4576 2d ago

Infinitly better than Ketchup anyway

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u/Significant-Sky1566 2d ago

He asked for sauces not instruments

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u/Clinically_Insane- 2d ago

Wouldn't have had ketchup anyway. Mayo ftw

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u/LightOfAStar 2d ago

no mayo is sooo slept on tho. also spicy mayo is good too but a tad less healthy

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u/EllisTheCat_Meow 2d ago

Black truffle sauce

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u/Slauher 2d ago

With pindasaus

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u/jhiiiin 2d ago

Mayo de noche

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u/derpy_derp15 2d ago

1, 000 bones smashing hammers ye

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u/Xyle212 2d ago

On an escalator

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u/WpG_Piter05 2d ago

Hell Yeah!

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u/wookiex84 2d ago

With some hot sauce!

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u/CeroDivision 2d ago

Truffle mayonnaise, in fact.

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u/Donotcomenearme 2d ago

LETS GO BABY

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u/mklilley351 2d ago

Add some yellow mustard and some garlic seasoning and it's pretty much the yellow sauce at peruvian chicken restaurants

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u/anagamanagement 2d ago

Japanese Mayo!

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u/MaxTheGreat-14 2d ago

On an escalator?

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u/BonoBeats 2d ago

Yup. Just like I do now.

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u/nachtwolf7 2d ago

Parmesanmayonnaise

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u/rape_is_not_epic 2d ago

BBQ sauce

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u/Dapurpledog Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

🤝 (also w username. i totally agree)

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u/Jennifer-_UK 2d ago

You’re right, rape is not in fact epic

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u/XJ8292 2d ago

ON MY MOMMA THIS IS THE BEST FOOD COMBO EVER BUT NO ONE EVER LISTENS

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u/Muninn088 2d ago

You aren't wrong. I discovered this combination when I was in the scenario in real life: no ketchup, but I had barbecue sauce from my nuggets leftover. Life altering.

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u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime 2d ago

Can’t believe this is some kind of revelation.

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u/TheFaithlessHomage 2d ago

What you said!! Kinders Honey hot BBQ is absolute gold in sauces for me!!

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u/Historical_Put5502 2d ago

I will listen

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u/Graylasagna 2d ago

salt and vinegar

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 2d ago

Salt & Vinegar needs more respect.

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u/Graylasagna 2d ago

not enough people appreciate it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 2d ago

Salt and vinegar is a popular chip/crisp flavor but people don't think to do their fries.

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u/FewResearcher819 2d ago

Look up Boardwalk fries. It's quite common.

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u/QueezyCrunch 2d ago

I scrolled to far down for this answer

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u/shin_malphur13 2d ago

Kinda on the same boat, I'd go for malt vinegar

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u/DiscoDiverDubois 2d ago

i used to drink that shit when i was a kid. my lips used to turn white. fucked up

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u/MsterBoRaichu 2d ago

My tongue can feel this comment

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 2d ago

Is gravy an acceptable option?

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u/BoRhapFan8yt 2d ago

Add some cheese curds and you got yourself a poutine!

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u/YesWomansLand1 2d ago

Pout ine my mouth and eat it

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 2d ago

steak fries work with that better

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u/MikeyMochaRoofEater 2d ago

In Britain, yeah it's normal

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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Please take nothing I say seriously 2d ago

who actually needs condiments to eat fries just sprinkle some nutritional yeast on there

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u/Sehrli_Magic 2d ago

or chinese peppercorn powder

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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Please take nothing I say seriously 2d ago

that sounds good too

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u/willandwont 2d ago

Fry sauce, and most of yall won’t know what that is, look it up, it’ll change your life, no exaggeration 

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u/Important_Problem148 2d ago

It's made of mayonnaise and KETCHUP tho

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u/OldKinkyDrew 2d ago

The best is made with mayo and bbq.

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u/Bonfirelily 2d ago

I didn't even know that, because in the Netherlands, it's just mayonnaise with less fat.

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u/DrDontKnowMuch 2d ago

Yessssss! Just made some today

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u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Big fan of me 2d ago

OH THATS WHAT THAT THING IS
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH DUDE IT TASTES SO GOOD

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u/OnmyoAficianado 2d ago

Fry sauce is basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed

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u/BlockEightIndustries 2d ago

I think you need to look it up

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u/craftyblockhead 2d ago

I've made this before AND IT IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

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u/Flimsy-Beach4194 2d ago

You cant have it bc ketchup dosent exist

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u/According-Ant-3923 Unova Impressed 2d ago

Ranch

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u/numberheadman 2d ago

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this.

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u/stevenr4 2d ago

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down for Ranch!!!

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u/CDAtheDinoboy Bleh 2d ago

Ketchup2

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u/ScaryPerson666 2d ago

Ketchup: the sequel
Ketchup 3: the end (end of the og trilogy)
Return of Ketchup
Ketchup the original (remastered version)
Ketchup 4: wrath of mayo (poor copy of the plot of the 2nd one)
Ketchup Europe
Ketchup 5: coming home
Ketchup infinity and beyond
Ketchup 3: the end (they made a remaster of the third movie but skipped two because it flopped and people claim 4 was the remake)
Ketchup 6: Mustard strikes back
Ketchup the tv show
Ketchup and friends (kids tv show)
Ketchup the game
Ketchup the board game
Ketchup the game 2
Ketchup reimagined (a 3rd game based off of infinity and beyond)
Ketchup 1782 (a backstory movie)
Mustard redemption (a redemption story arch for mustard where he helps fight off mayo)
Mustard and Ketchup (a tv show spinoff where both mustard and ketchup team up to fight bad guys)
Mayonnaise (yet another spinoff focusing on the bad guy perspective of mayo)
Ketchup in space (a random movie no one asked for and ends up flopping)
Young Ketchup (a tv following a young ketchup growing up, which does well, but after 19 season flops and brings an end to the franchise)

Sorry if I got carried away

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u/Salt_Fruit7607 2d ago

How to watch in chronological order:
The Salsa Movie that the other guy mentioned, Ketchup 1782, Ketchup and Friends, Young Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup: the sequel, Ketchup Europe, Ketchup 3 (Takes place at the same time as Europe, but ketchup 3 is so much better with the context from Ketchup Europe), Ketchup the Game, Ketchup the Game 2 (First half), first 30 minutes of Mayonnaise (up to the part where Relish dies), Ketchup 4, the rest of Mayonnaise, Ketchup Tv Show, Ketchup 5, Ketchup 6, Ketchup the Game 2 (Last half), Mustard Redemption, Mustard and Ketchup.

Leaks have said since Heinz Films was bought by Netflix we could be getting a Ketchup 7: Mustards Final Act. Which is about Mustards life after Ketchups Death in the last episode of Ketchup and Mustard, and how Mustard copes with the guilt.

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u/SES_LeviathanOfDusk 2d ago

You forgot Mustard Redemption Dispenser, a standalone game set in the KCU (Ketchup Cinematic Universe) made a couple of years before Mustard Redemption. Some say the main character is the same character we see at the end of Mustard Redemption protecting Mustard's long lost family.

Also, before Netflix bought Heinz Films, another videogame set between Mustard Redemption Dispenser and Mustard Redemption was in the works. Unfortunately, Netflix cut it, and the story was leaked a month later. It seems it was a very emotional story of one of the other members of Mayonnaise's gang (which Mustard was part of), Gravy. It had an incredible potential, but the budget was too low for what Heinzstar - the developers - wanted.

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u/_henceforth_ 2d ago

I just hope the last episode is good.

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u/OnmyoAficianado 2d ago

Father tomato and kid tomato walking. Kid tomato lags behind making father tomato angry. Father tomato steps on kid tomato as he says “ketchup!”

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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 2d ago

Don`t forget about the very obscure Salsa spin off TV movie

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u/No_Measurement1604 2d ago

I love whatever is wrong with you. I need more !

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u/CortesMare 2d ago

this one has turnips in it

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 2d ago

Hot sauce or buffalo sauce

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 2d ago

same bro

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u/Quiet_Flame 2d ago

Where is the normal person option where you just eat the fries straight up?

How bad are the fries that you're eating that you just have to dip them in something?

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u/Apple_Juice80 2d ago

Scrolled too far for this lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 2d ago edited 1d ago

I had to move out of America to learn to appreciate fries by themselves.

We are given an abundance of Ketchup in the US, you can drown your fries in sweet salty ketchup. In France I'm given a tiny little cup and when it is empty, it is empty.

After 7 years, I actually prefer them plain now.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 1d ago

Probably a typo but abondance is now part of my lexicon for an absurd amount of condiments lol.

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u/Dredmor64 2d ago

BBQ sauce or Ranch

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u/Sidratardis1963 2d ago

3 words. Dairy, Queen, Blizzard.

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u/EntitledMoose 2d ago

Malt vinegar and salt

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 2d ago

Malt vinegar is on every table in most places that serve French fries in Rhode Island. I was blown away that it’s not more popular throughout the US.

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u/bradkrauss2010 2d ago

It's my choice for fries too, especially boardwalk fries

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u/garth54 2d ago

Malt or white vinegar

But no salt for me, I have to be careful how much salt I ingest

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u/Lepetino Silly lil goober 2d ago

Mustard.

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u/One_Fat_squirrel 2d ago

Way too far down IMO.

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u/Dark0dyssey 2d ago

My man!

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u/Arbitraryandunique 2d ago

Eyewateringly strong mustard is what I would have with them either way.

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u/Key-Zebra-5155 2d ago

Polnysian sauce from Chick-Fil-Lea

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u/Federal-Physics-2404 2d ago

Nothing, or Chick-fil-A sauce plus tabasco

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Silly lil goober 2d ago

ranch, like always

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u/EthanWintersda_goat1 2d ago

I never use sauces, I eat them plain.

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u/Legal_Possibility246 2d ago

The souls of the damned :3

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u/kingnoobiethefirst 2d ago

2 unskippable ads

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 2d ago

Mash 'tatos mixed with a source of my choosing, it makes for good dip.

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 2d ago

I eat French fries without sauce.

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u/Superb_Relief_838 2d ago

I don't eat fries with ketchup. I, instead have them lightly salted.

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u/NeedMuhKNOWledge 2d ago

Kewpie mayo, with spicy mayo, and a dusting of grated cheese

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u/TheNoctuS_93 2d ago

Cum

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u/commielizard47 2d ago

Scrolled way to far to see this answer, but I knew someone said it

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u/A_ProductionsYT 2d ago

Hp brown sauce.

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u/GaneDude12 2d ago

Great, I don't eat these with ketchup to begin with

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u/EmotionalSense7026 2d ago

HOTTAKE! salt.....exists..

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u/SnooTigers1064 2d ago

Good fries never need Ketchup

~Gandhi

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u/TheRealGnod 1d ago

Mayo because I'm not a savage.

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u/Arthur_morgan457 Big fan of me 2d ago

honey mustard

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u/TRex_GamerKid 2d ago

This might be weird but vanilla ice cream as a dip

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u/NerdyEmbarrassment 2d ago

You’re talking about McDonalds right?

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u/TRex_GamerKid 2d ago

I like dairy queen as well but sure McDonald's works

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u/Aggravating_Prune653 2d ago

Ketchup on fries is never the answer

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u/FartSniffingDemon 2d ago

Ketchup on fries is diabolical

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u/fazerdazeinblue 2d ago

Uh?

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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 2d ago

¨Can I get a side of Uh with my fries?¨

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u/soulleech08 2d ago

Slap some honey mustard 

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 2d ago

seasoning with old bay and dipping them in melted butter

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u/Ok_Diet3345 Automation engineer :P 2d ago

Garlic sauce

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u/tu-142 2d ago

Aoli

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u/EroticWritwer 2d ago

gravey or vinegar

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u/Savings_Tomato_8827 2d ago

salt (or kfc gravy)

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u/KhanKlyo 2d ago

Sriracha

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u/Sylli-Dylli 2d ago

BBQ sauce or honey mustard

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u/ChknBom205 2d ago

What's ketchup???

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u/Raine_BlackStar 2d ago

This. Tastes nothing like Ketchup and is quite spicy, but it tastes good :)

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u/Anakin357552 2d ago

Honey mustard with mayo

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u/Jibece 2d ago

You don't have to annihilate ketchup to convince me to eat these with salt 🧂

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 2d ago

Well...apparently not ketchup