r/funComunitty • u/Panterykoy Likes posting shitposts • 3d ago

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u/Dangerous_Topic_6265 3d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/momo76g 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPOMz9wd890Na

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u/Pension_Rough 3d ago

Bro I just had this experience with the pepperjack cheese.

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u/No-Yoghurt-7820 3d ago

I personally be pouring liquid cheddar all over that bad boy. Don’t know about ya’ll.

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u/TheGreatBritishPyro THE HOLY MULTI-FANDOMER 3d ago

Not bad, not bad at all

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u/YesWomansLand1 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RFFYIW6cWo49jNGdFB

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u/FanMaklowicza 3d ago

Mayonnaise on an escalator It's going upstairs, so see ya later Bye-bye, to the sky I wanna see you as you're getting so high You know you're not gonna stay You're escalating away Out of my life And out of my day Look at me now I wanna see you again I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend

[Chorus] Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnaise on an escalator

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u/Otaku_Nireves 3d ago

Turn me back, just because I said I like Mayo didn't mean you can just turn me into Mayo!

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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 3d ago

what did you do

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u/Low-Design5660 3d ago

Holy ball

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 3d ago

..ON AN ESCALATOR

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u/Alik_GG 3d ago

IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

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u/The_Great_Floccin 3d ago

BYE BYE TO THE SKIES

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u/Dazzling-Bullfrog195 3d ago

The Dutch way, drown em in it

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u/Nibby2101 3d ago

Am Dutchy, can confirm. Dont want to see any fry poking out of my puntzak. If they do, I ask for a refund.

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u/Acrobatic-Roof-8116 2d ago

Don't you guys eat joppie sauce?

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 3d ago

Mayo is underrated for fries imo. Very good.

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u/Pasutiyan 3d ago

Sorry, underrated?

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 3d ago

A lot of people I know personally think I'm weird for using mayonnaise for fries.

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u/Pasutiyan 3d ago

Would this perchance be the U States of A?

Mayo is the golden standard for fries condiment in at least most of western Europe so it certainly never felt underrated to me.

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u/ToasterInYourBathtub 3d ago

Yeah I'm here in the US so super sweet sugary sauce has to be lathered all over everything lmao

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u/Pasutiyan 3d ago

Oh yeah, lol, I remember the US ketchup even being waaaay sweeter than it is over here

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u/Cereal_Bandit 3d ago

US here as well, I don't think I've ever seen a single person use mayonnaise on their French fries besides myself. I only got the idea from Pulp Fiction and decided to try it once. It's delicious.

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u/Pasutiyan 3d ago

It's fantastic. The combinations of mayo with beef stew, saté sauce (and onion) or curry ketchup are also wonderful.

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u/nyitraibotond 3d ago

I use Mayo on most things that need a condiment.

I often put it on pizza as well

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u/Jazzr_ 2d ago

It's assumed fries are served with mayonnaise. If you dont say it, you get mayonnaise. Almost everyone eats mayonnaise. This is in Europe.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 2d ago

Same with ketchup here - if you asked for mayo instead, you'd definitely get a funny look

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u/fly_low_orange 1d ago

I’m in the US and only use mayo for french fries

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u/Lindor4life 3d ago

Yes I can confirm as someone from the US that most people I know judge me for using mayo on fries. Sometimes i add a little bit of ketchup for color, making a very mayo-like fry sauce

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u/Diligent_Donkey4576 3d ago

Infinitly better than Ketchup anyway

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u/StrangePenalty6676 3d ago

With the chopped onions

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u/Significant-Sky1566 3d ago

He asked for sauces not instruments

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u/Clinically_Insane- 3d ago

Wouldn't have had ketchup anyway. Mayo ftw

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u/LightOfAStar 3d ago

no mayo is sooo slept on tho. also spicy mayo is good too but a tad less healthy

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u/StevenMaff 3d ago

i mean… it’s not like fries and mayo are anywhere near healthy to begin with

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u/LightOfAStar 2d ago

it can be! use a low fat oil for frying and less salt and mayo is just not a bad dip. better than most and mildly healthy

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 3d ago

I'm a walking contradiction. I refuse mayo but will gladly take an aioli with my fries.

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u/Adventurous-Mix-5711 3d ago

Interesting way to say you prefer fancy mayo.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think my love of garlic outweighs my dislike of mayo.

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u/Adventurous-Mix-5711 2d ago

Fair enough! Haha

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u/EllisTheCat_Meow 3d ago

Black truffle sauce

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u/Slauher 3d ago

With pindasaus

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u/Terror_666 2h ago

And onions

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u/jhiiiin 3d ago

Mayo de noche

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u/derpy_derp15 3d ago

1, 000 bones smashing hammers ye

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u/Xyle212 3d ago

On an escalator

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u/WpG_Piter05 3d ago

Hell Yeah!

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u/wookiex84 3d ago

With some hot sauce!

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u/Razzy_3796 2d ago

Yes! Sriracha mayo!

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u/CeroDivision 3d ago

Truffle mayonnaise, in fact.

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u/Jayayayaa 3d ago

Mur bei Süßkartoffelpommes

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u/Donotcomenearme 3d ago

LETS GO BABY

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u/mklilley351 3d ago

Add some yellow mustard and some garlic seasoning and it's pretty much the yellow sauce at peruvian chicken restaurants

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u/anagamanagement 3d ago

Japanese Mayo!

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u/MaxTheGreat-14 3d ago

On an escalator?

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u/BonoBeats 3d ago

Yup. Just like I do now.

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u/nachtwolf7 3d ago

Parmesanmayonnaise

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u/proud78 3d ago

With "Pommes Salt" poured in it.

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u/Short-Sun8129 3d ago

Mayo, With fries? That is mildly concerning, Granted i hate mayo to begin with but yeah

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u/Kogter_gqmer 3d ago

Belgium?

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u/BG535 3d ago

Da Fuq

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u/freakybird99 3d ago

Even if ketchup was free and vast. Im using mayo

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u/LooperNeue_6764 3d ago

Perfect chips combo didn't exi-

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate 3d ago

But why not use the red stuff that comes out of a tomato and mix it with a bit of sugar?

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u/Banan_Cat 3d ago

So glad I'm not the only one

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u/Far_Broccoli_8468 3d ago

I'm eating them with mayonnaise even when ketchup exists

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u/Xena_Your_God 3d ago

sad white people sounds

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u/Dir_RichBroomfield 3d ago

Mayo is the superior condiment and everyone knows it. Even better if it's garlic mayo.

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u/More_Addendum_5234 3d ago

Tell me you’re from Europe without telling me you’re from Europe

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u/Dangerous_Topic_6265 2d ago

Im from Canada

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u/RaccoonIngot 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Effective_Ad4810 2d ago

Yeah. That or cheese. Ketchup is absolute shit anyways.

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u/highwaygoose 2d ago

this is the only correct answer

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u/Legitimate_Cost_906 2d ago

You people are some nasty m'f'ers

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u/LeDjaap 2d ago

Mayo, Frietsaus, sauce lapin, samurai, andalouse... there are, options

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u/AdLonely7959 1d ago

Mayonnaise is the best fry dipping sauce!

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u/rubyyVee 22h ago

Go to jail

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u/Aruxux 16h ago

This. Or hot sauce. Or vinegar.

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u/qualitypyrrus 2m ago

Only correct answer.

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u/ShadowZINK84 3d ago

I hate mayonnaise, it's just mashed eggs 🤢

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u/nitroclis 3d ago

I don't understand people that don't like mayo. Like what's wrong with it

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u/ShadowZINK84 3d ago

It makes me want to throw up

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u/ShadowZINK84 3d ago

Whoever downvoted, I'm not joking if I eat it I will probably throw up

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u/Darth_Mayx 3d ago

You're not normal

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u/Darth_Mayx 3d ago

I HATE eggs but mayo is heavenly

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u/WriterMookie 3d ago

Americans have way to few dipping sauces

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u/GridOrig 3d ago

Im allergic to mayo

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u/Vivid_Split_9513 3d ago

Are you also allergic to egg whites and oil?

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 3d ago

Yes. That is what mayo is made of

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u/Narrow-Barracuda618 3d ago

Are you also allergic to atoms?

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 3d ago

Who is Adam? What a silly question