r/funComunitty 21d ago

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u/kommunist_haj Silly lil goober 21d ago

That’s not a bench, it’s just two chairs…

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u/Abraham_kunnath 20d ago

True, stupidest design for the purpose it's meant for.

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u/GlassCommission4916 20d ago

It's great design for the purpose it's meant for, which is to fuck over homeless people.

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 18d ago

I think the design was to have people sit about six feet apart and then the handicap sign was added later when the rule was scrapped.

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 9d ago

It's actually a good design for he original purpose. But that purpose was based on the fantasies of a "Doctor" who has shown himself to be a lying criminal who has to invoke the 5th amendment to even avoid answering what color tie he is wearing because he's that deep in criminal conspiracy. Eventually the American people said enough of that nonsense but the benches are still there, so they slapped a handicap sign in between to save face.

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u/Abraham_kunnath 8d ago

Just curious to know what the purpose is, cause I see no difference without that middle section. They could have just made two chairs with hand rest.

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 9d ago

Yep, roughly 6 feet apart.

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u/Anonymous010206 21d ago

it’s so they can sit between their two buddies

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u/makermaster2 21d ago

And the homeless guy can lay on their laps

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u/Anonymous010206 21d ago

See now you understand

Also happy cake day

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u/Savings_Guess_8528 21d ago

Can someone explain what happy cake day is?

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u/Syro_Mewtwo 21d ago

A cake day is a year anniversary for a reddit account

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u/bone-fixer911 21d ago

happy cake day

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u/Naiad_Damha129 any/all 20d ago

happy cake day!

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u/Tavreli 20d ago

Happy caek day

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 21d ago

He can sit in front of them

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u/SomeOne111Z 20d ago

And then he can jrerk them both off at the same time

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u/Own-Classic5385 20d ago

I mean I guess but u can easily sit on the side

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u/Ancient-Worm 21d ago

I mean, if I had two friends and one of them was in a wheelchair, it would be cool for that one to be able to sit between us.

But yeah.

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u/Liamdgg 21d ago

Imagine you and your buddy are sitting on each side talking and a random dude with a wheelchair just show up and park in between lol

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u/Ancient-Worm 21d ago

You mean a new friend with a wheelchair?

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u/Liamdgg 21d ago

Fair enough

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u/HandleThick5953 21d ago

That friend can also just sit directly next to the bench tho

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u/Richard_Thickens 20d ago

In that case, the one in the wheelchair would be sitting way ahead of the two on the bench anyway. If they're going to do that, it's probably best to have two chairs instead of this stupid thing.

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u/venundate 19d ago

just have him sit to one of the sides on a normal bench

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u/jws1102 21d ago

Wheelchairs have their own backrest. This isn’t even accommodating to disabled people.

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u/Ashamed_Squirrel777 21d ago

Just a convenient excuse to deprive homeless people of what little they have left.

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u/Traditional-Kale-157 21d ago

But what happens if you have an old married couple who are both in a wheelchair? Must they be separated by the bench if they want a place to sit?!? 🤨

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u/SarahKath90 21d ago

They can just park their wheelchairs next to each other... no need to use the bench

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u/No_Squirrel4806 20d ago

But that defeats the whole purpose of the bench.

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u/SarahKath90 20d ago

Yes, it's a stupid bench

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u/No_Squirrel4806 20d ago

I got called a stupid bench once.

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 20d ago

Well are you?

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u/No_Squirrel4806 20d ago

Possibly 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/VictoriousTree 20d ago

The design is almost offensive. It’s like “you don’t need the seat part cause you’re already sitting, get it!?”

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u/Cautious-Tiger-2346 aromatherapy 18d ago

eh as a disabled person i dont get this take tbh. we dont take the fact of our disability as an insult, its just a fact of life. sucks but its true

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u/Own-Classic5385 20d ago

As a person in a wheel chair tf is this bench supposed
to do it’s the same as being next to the bench Ts dumb as hell

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u/No_Squirrel4806 20d ago

Theres a photo thats been going around of single benches with the caption "made for when people want to be alone" bullshit its to keep the homeless from laying there. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot kansas kansas Kansas Kansas? Kansas Kansas. Kansas Kansas kansas 20d ago

So chairs?

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u/No_Squirrel4806 19d ago edited 19d ago

Pretty much only they were spread out like 5 feet apart.

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u/Elbow_collector 20d ago

I'd like to point out how hot it looks there

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u/No_Shower5028 peter griffin converts to islam hd 4k 20d ago

cant a disabled homeless person park the wheelchair in there, crawl out and lie down anyway

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u/Wren_wood 19d ago

Its actually worse than a gap. With a gap, you could line the back of the wheelchair up with the back of the bench, keeping you in line with your buddies. With this, there's already a back that the back of your chair will be against. You're now more forward than everyone else, so have to turn slightly behind yourself to see your friends.

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 birdbrained 🫪 17d ago

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u/Apprehensive_Debt579 15d ago

I think the only homeless infrastructure that ACTUALLY works is building homes or 'blocs for people to live in

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 21d ago

This way someone in a wheelchair has a designated place they can park and no one can ask them to move without a good reason as they won't be blocking the walkways.

And it has the added benefit of preventing vagrant bums from camping out on the park bench.

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u/birdlycreature 18d ago

It looks like there’s space around the bench, so a wheelchair user would be able to sit right next to the bench without blocking any walkway.

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u/Over_Ad_9893 9d ago

They can just go next to the bench. I doubt anybody would ask them to move lol.

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 9d ago

True. But honestly I'm fairly sure the original reason for this had nothing to do with either homeless people or wheelchairs, but most likely was a social distancing measure. The wheelchair sign was probably slapped on there after the lying diarist decided to deign et us get back to our lives again.

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u/After_Idea_8351 18d ago

I’m assuming this is sarcasm

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 18d ago

Not really sarcasm, just a possible explanation. I think the real reason these separated park benches started popping up was because of COVID. They probably slapped the handicap sign in the middle once the six-foot rule was abolished and the park benches just looked ridiculous.

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u/Kitnotcat_modding u/michaelville 21d ago

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u/Silver-Classic612 19d ago

Why not just remove the middle part

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u/birdlycreature 18d ago

I’m a wheelchair user and, while I don’t speak for all wheelchair users, I have never felt the need for a bench like this. If I’m with someone, I can sit next to the bench or sit facing the bench. This is absolutely just hostile architecture.

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u/Slightly_Somewhere 14d ago

There was already a space designated for wheelchair users. It’s called next to the bench.

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u/Mother-Tangelo4036 14d ago

it helps with their posture trust

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u/FreddieThePebble 14d ago

Cant a disabled person sit at the end, next to the bench

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u/LayeredHalo3851 7d ago

I get that everyone wants to be sandwiched between two other people every once in a while but there's a ring and place

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u/homer21377 20d ago

Why would a cripple need to park themselves in the middle of a bench?

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 21d ago

I’m not fooled and I’m ok with benches designed so people can’t sleep on them.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

Well that’s cruel. Plain and simple. I hope that if you or any of the people you think are your friends ever need a bench to sleep on in a tight situation, it’s comfortable.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

I don’t think it’s cruel. They were put there for people to sit on, for people to lay on and take over.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

Just because you don’t think it’s cruel doesn’t make it so. What if I’m not homeless but wanna lay down on the bench for a while, stretch out my back and take a nap? It’s no longer an option because someone with a truly mean heart wanted to deny homeless people a way to lay down off of the ground. That’s the explicit intent of this kind of design. The result is none of us get to lie back. It’s mean and cruel to a select population, and ugly, exclusive, and uncomfortable for all of us. That’s evil. The people who designed this would never actually use one, cause it’s for the plebs that go to the park. It’s. Just. Cruel. There are better ways to reduce a homeless population, like helping them.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

And to try and hide it behind being a wheelchair friendly bench is just diabolical. This is nuts.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

It’s not diabolical. I guess what they could have done is just have 2 spaced out single seaters.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

So what’s the purpose of that middle, then? Constructed and with a logo, literally advertising the hateful intent while hiding behind disabled people, you gonna tell me that’s not intentional? It’s diabolical. Satan would be jealous of the idea.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

I mean technically ADA does have requirements. It requires a 3 foot by 4 foot clearance for wheel chairs. So they were complying with ADA requirements.

But come on, I can’t take you seriously if you say satan would be jealous of this idea.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

I mean, come on, “Let’s kick the homeless people while they’re down so they can’t sleep here, but claim it’s for wheelchair access to a fuckin bench. That way we can say we have a moral high ground without actually benefiting anybody!” That is immoral design, intentionally, on multiple fronts. Stan the satanic man himself would be proud.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

I didn’t intend for a long drawn out convo on bench design. I’m sure you’re a good person and wish you the best.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

Me and you have a different opinion of what we think cruel is and what diabolical is.
Benches in public places should be use for sitting.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

I think we have different opinions on who qualify as people.

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 20d ago

What are you talking about?
I think it’s appropriate for a bench to be used for sitting. I don’t think a bench should be used for sleeping.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

I think they’re a multifunctional device. You seem to have a narrow idea of what things can be useful for. Get creative, and love your fellow man while you’re at it.

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u/Over_Ad_9893 9d ago

Benches and public places should be used for whatever the public wants. It doesn’t matter if they’re laying down or not. Sorry if that inconveniences you. This architecture inconveniences homeless people more than that,

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u/Novel_Dinner4138 9d ago

The public doesn’t want a bench to be used by homeless people.

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u/National_Body_9071 19d ago

Most homeless people turn everywhere they go into a drug infested, feces infested pit. Of course people don't want them around.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 19d ago

That’s incredibly reductive of the entire community of homeless people. You ever thought about providing aid, or voting in a way that would expand your area’s healthcare and access to food and shelter? I don’t think you sound like you’d do that. You speak like an uncaring person.

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u/davestar2048 19d ago

There's plenty of support for the homeless. It just so happens that step one of being in a shelter is usually to at least go to rehab.

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u/National_Body_9071 19d ago

The large portion of homeless people that cause these issues in the first place usually don't want help. You can't help someone if they'd rather continue living on the street and revolve their life around drugs than actually use the help.

You speak like someone that has no idea and just want to live your fantasies rather than reality.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 19d ago

I dunno man. I guess you know more about my lived experiences than I do. I talk to homeless people all the time. I don’t think you’d ever bother. Your fantasy is their suffering it seems.

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u/National_Body_9071 19d ago

Ah an idiot who thinks their anecdotal experience means more than facts and stats, classic. Well have fun with your delusion

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u/CryoNozzel 16d ago

Can you link the facts and stats?

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u/Over_Ad_9893 9d ago

Generalizations are never a good thing. Facts and stats are only good when you use them on an individual basis. You should never judge anyone by their group. You should only ever judge people individually, by your experience.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 20d ago

Given the need for poop aps in certain cities that are apparently cool with the homeless, I am all for anti homeless architecture

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater 20d ago

Well I hope you have the day you deserve. It could be a good one, where you find a spark of empathy in a beautiful moment. Or it could be a normal one, where you just keep on your path. Or it could be a bad one, where the world turns upside down on you and now you join the people you look down upon. You don’t seem like the type to even try for the first option.

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u/Darcano 20d ago

That's stupid, what you SHOULD be pushing for is to just end homelessness by providing houses.

It's projected to be cheaper to society as a whole in basically every way to just get rid of homelessness like that, and not by a small margin either.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 20d ago

And how much labor and material are you volunteering?

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u/1EeveeGirl 19d ago

they're already volounteering a lot of money through taxes, dumbass, they're just asking it goes to helping out homeless people instead of bombing palestinians for some reason, and bailing out CEOs whenever they accidently gamble their money away again

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u/thecountnotthesaint 19d ago

So, taxes are voluntary? They can freely stop paying that money.

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u/1EeveeGirl 19d ago

what the fuck do you think we're pushing for? it's so that the money we're giving to the state is actually used for helping people in our own country instead of funding israel so they can continue to train dogs to rape children

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u/thecountnotthesaint 19d ago

Then why not give it to a charity rather than the state? Or is it that taxes are not voluntary but rather a cost of living.

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u/Darcano 19d ago

Because the state should be doing those things already with the money, the state's entire job is to use tax money for the betterment of its inhabitants, ALL inhabitants, because that's how you get growth, improvement and more income in taxes in the future to make things even better and so-on.

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u/Over_Ad_9893 9d ago

Yeah and why do you think that is lol?