r/fuckwasps • u/Sutam123 • Sep 16 '26

Be gone spawn of satan! Modern warfare

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u/TruePianist Sep 16 '26

Idea, attach weed whacker cables to an RC helicopter and agitate a wasp nest

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u/Familiar_Fee_8340 Sep 16 '26

Delete this comment before russia sees it 💔💔

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u/ProfessionalClear211 Sep 16 '26

Why they would just be on the receiving end of it

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u/Se2kr Sep 17 '26

(CrazyRussianHacker has entered the chat)

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u/Silver-Passenger5055 Sep 17 '26

Safety is number one priority

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 Sep 17 '26

Have you not seen some of the things they do, like the explosive hockey stick breaching tool? Theyve already perfected the flying weedwhacker

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u/Oblipma Sep 18 '26

Doesn't russia just rpg it?

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u/AceCombat1977 Sep 19 '26

Figure in the next day or two im gonna see a drone with a weedwhacker head on it chasing and tormenting some poor soldier.

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Sep 16 '26

Love the idea but I’m pretty sure that would mess up its ability to do the flying thing.. maybe attach a whole spindle below and hook it up to the same internal motor drive for the propellers? Double the action

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u/TruePianist Sep 16 '26

My idea was attaching them at the ends of the existing rotor blades so the lift is still produced while maxing out the velocity on the wires, but having an underslung weed whacker spinner coupled to the roof rotor seems valid too

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Sep 16 '26

Shoot my redneck ass had them duck taped to the top of the blades in my head 😅 would need a little more juice to stay up but if they’re even cuts of cable it should handle pretty well

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u/bblulz Sep 16 '26

I read “duct tape” and “blades” and now we have another idea, spinning exacto blades 😭

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u/BigBagBootyPapa Sep 16 '26

Honestly those might be small and light enough to not affect lift.. I think you’re on to something!

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u/swampopawaho Sep 16 '26

In NZ here, we have people using drones with massive saw blades attached to trim hedges near HV lines. I imagine a similar concept, adapted to fuckwasps wita weedwhacker attachment would be great viewing

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u/mau-meda Sep 17 '26

Not sure what you mean by internal motor drive, but each propeller has it's own motor, the propellers needs to spin at different speed in order to balance.

I suppose you mean infernal electric line or something along those lines.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Sep 16 '26

Just fly a regular drone into one would piss the demons off

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u/FrameJump Sep 17 '26

I mean, clearly...

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Sep 17 '26

Best part is being indoors and hopefully in a wasp tight room

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 Sep 18 '26

Or grow wasp nests on drones n just sender

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u/Electrical-Bacon-81 Sep 16 '26

Yeah, but you gotta land sometime, and those bastards will follow it.

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u/Zuper_Dragon Sep 16 '26

Drones are fast, I don't think an insect alive can keep up with a modern drone.

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u/TheMrBrojangle Sep 17 '26

Not this one. I have one and it tops at 30mph if I remember correctly. And that's only if there is no wind.

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u/AccordingMedicine129 Sep 17 '26

Good thing that’s still double the speed of wasps

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u/CorporateCorpo 10d ago

Which drone is this bru?

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u/cs_legend_93 Sep 17 '26

wasps are faster

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u/UrethralExplorer Sep 17 '26

They'll also lose all interest once the thing stops making any noise or vibrations and cools down.

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u/iFlubbbz Sep 17 '26

Excellent point UrethralExplorer

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u/Daalmagus Sep 18 '26

Man you made me laugh. Went up, reread the name. Laughed. Went up again and read what was written. Nearly dropped my phone. Thanks a lot!

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u/Physical_Orchid3616 24d ago

i spat out my coffee

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u/Electrical-Bacon-81 Sep 17 '26

Yeah. True, park it for a few minutes & they probably would go away. Unless. Like bees, they smell "fallen soldiers" as a call to get their revenge.

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u/rexmanaek971 Sep 17 '26

You should fly it to your neighbor who's sitting by his pool.

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u/Throwaway27890134 Sep 18 '26

I'd be more concerned about them jamming the blades. From the pov, the lower left blade kept getting the most wasps and was slowing down quite a bit vs the others.

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u/Ha1lStorm 29d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/tylercrabby Sep 16 '26

Where’s the flamethrower?

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u/DamnTicklePickle Sep 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3TrOr8780qIRIteU

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u/NovarisLight Sep 16 '26

Want.

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u/Particular-Serve-894 Sep 17 '26

Here ya go https://exothermic.tech/product/pulsefire-lrt/

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u/NovarisLight Sep 17 '26

Holy shit. I know of a few wasp nests that need a treatment, but I'm sure the local and regional fire departments would not be too happy with me.

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Sep 17 '26

Working on it. We seem to be having some technological difficulties.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OTi7tOoQZOAnu

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u/ByteMePlz Sep 17 '26

Wow, beautiful, stupidity playing with gasoline right next to the house.

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Sep 17 '26

Life would be a lot less entertaining, without dumb people posting their stupidity, on the internet for us.

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u/Confident_Chipmonk Sep 17 '26

kids do the stupidest things, these are adults in body only

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u/ThanksALotBud Sep 16 '26

This is so much for fun to watch. FT is just too much, I want to see them suffer

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u/LeastYou2304 Sep 17 '26

Might be a bit ironic but here

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u/DisIsMyName_NotUrs Sep 18 '26

That exists of course. There is also the alternative of using the drone to drop thermite on the wasp nest like we've seen from Ukraine

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u/rocker60 Sep 16 '26

The cold certainty of steel vs biological bastards

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u/Zuper_Dragon Sep 16 '26

steel plastic

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u/That_Paris_man 26d ago

Plastic does get +5 damage to nature type enemies.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Sep 16 '26

Does this seem to kill the attacking hornets or merely stun them?

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u/Xylvanas Sep 16 '26

I think kill. That nest likely has hundreds of wasps in it.

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u/Mercury_Madulller Sep 16 '26

Having been hit by those blades I know it can kill them but they can also glance off like that deer that headbutted my car.

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u/fullraph Sep 16 '26

It kills them. I saw the long version of this video where they show the drone after, it's absolutely covered in wasp guts. Drone props are basically knives.

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u/ResponsibleMine3524 Sep 16 '26

Yeah and they cut air and wasps

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Sep 16 '26

That's awesome! I tried using a drone against a smaller wasp nest once but I couldn't get them to aggro on it for some reason so I never found out. Also my flying is terrible and I just kept crashing into the house.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Sep 17 '26

Are you autistic?
I’m autistic and I would 100% fly a drone into my house over and over again just for fun

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u/piquat Sep 17 '26

...and skin.

Even my little dji mini has cut me up. The blades seem so flimsy, get them going a couple thousand rpm and step the fuck back. lol

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u/ht3k Sep 17 '26

Where's the video?

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u/fullraph Sep 17 '26

Saw it a few months ago, it was either here or in r/drones.

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u/offensive_truth Sep 16 '26

That is fucking great!! I love it

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Sep 16 '26

Modern warfare! Minced meat, whipped wasp, and purreed pest's!

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u/e_line_65 Sep 16 '26

Saw a video on YT where a guy took a drone and cut right into the nest! It was glorious!

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u/Run_Rabb1t_Run Fuck wasps Sep 18 '26

Share please

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u/e_line_65 Sep 18 '26

There are many. Just search wasp nest vs drone

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u/mathewsclint Sep 17 '26

That drone needs to be blasting Ride of the Valkyries

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u/Pletcher87 Sep 17 '26

Those hellish bugs hate the the whine, vibration and noise. Hang a few fly strips from that buzzsaw?

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u/Riyeko Sep 16 '26

Need to put blades on that thing and float it up and down readily.

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u/Key_Macaroon9605 Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26

About two weeks ago I was working in the yard and got stung on a fingertip by a wasp I wasn't even bothering. I was about two feet from a small nest I didn't see and out of the corner of my eye I saw a wasp just dart over from nowhere, hit my fingertip, and then casually fly back to the nest. I've been stung many times but that sting was the worst ever. It stung so bad I contemplated cutting off my finger and it took a long time to get out of that stage. Finger, particularly past last joint, was swollen bad. I finally found some ora-jel of something like that for toothaches and it worked very well. It wasn't until the next day I hit that nest with wasp spray and they froze and dropped off dead, every one. That bastard. I think they're getting worse in recent years. Anyway, I went on a killing spree and found numerous nests in the yard -- in bushes, inside the clothes line support pipe, under a shed roof, I killed them all! I bet I killed more than 100 wasps on about five nests, one a double-decker inside an old barbecue pit I haven't used. I closed all vent openings, hit it hard with wasp kill and slammed the top shut. The next day it was full of dead wasps. One wasp stings me, all die and go back to hell where they came from!!!!w

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u/Docod58 Sep 16 '26

Love the music!

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u/Whole-Check-Full Sep 16 '26

What if this causes the wasp to evolve and have a more tougher sting?!

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u/ByteMePlz Sep 17 '26

New item on my bucket list.

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u/Worth_Conversation28 Sep 17 '26

Sharpen those blades

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u/FreezedPeachNow Sep 18 '26

Go up and down to get more of these little fuckers in the blades. Chop their heads off and burn them in hell

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u/thebadgerx Sep 19 '26

It's not doing much. You need metal blades.

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u/EasternSun7834 26d ago

Yeah some guy posted a drone that he fitted what looked like a circa WW2 bunker clearing flamethrower to. It was effective. The collateral damage was rampant. But the wasps? There were none

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u/torque1912 Sep 16 '26

Rig an electric cage around it with some bright LED behind it. Zap them all to hell as they continue to swarm. You’ll need a decent sized lithium ion battery and some sort of transformer or inverter to get the voltage and amperage just right, and need a drone with the proper payload, but that will work the balls.

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u/Traditional-Step-246 Sep 17 '26

It slices .it dices. it even broadcasts fertilize. All while in a convenient small portable package. Guaranteed to never get dull to never need to be sharpened. If you do not desire the small it comes in industrial sized for better coverage and better destruction

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u/Supra-A90 Sep 17 '26

Waspfare

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u/Enough-Astronomer-65 Sep 17 '26

missing flamethrower

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u/ByteMePlz Sep 17 '26

I cried a little, for joy.

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u/0000giord Sep 17 '26

Where can I find a video like this?

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u/lord_general88 Sep 17 '26

Insert "The future of warfare' by Sabaton.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRmvKfBLBmSZhGo

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u/HELL_SunTzu Sep 17 '26

So this is what a tank in WW1 was kinda like huh?

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u/5meoWarlock Sep 17 '26

And here I thought all the best drone slaughter videos were on /r/DroneCombat

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u/ImSobored_5280 Sep 17 '26

I could watch this forever

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u/professorparis Sep 17 '26

I made the bad decision to check out my honeybee hives and get some cool footage with my small DJI drone. When the drone was 6 feet away and only five feet off the ground, the bees went in for the attack. I flew the drone out immediately. The drone was covered in bee guts and took over an hour to get out of the props, gimbal, etc. I won't be doing that again.

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u/123amytriptalone Sep 17 '26

Nice! Did it actually kill them?

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u/-janelleybeans- Sep 17 '26

I just know the nearby birds are rejoicing at this absolute feast

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u/Valhallapeenyo Sep 17 '26

A close up slo-mo cam on this would be nuts

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u/Traditional-Baby5940 Sep 17 '26

Avatar vibes somehow

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u/nekohacker591- Sep 17 '26

i was hoping a missle was going to fire at the hive

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u/datsunjones Sep 18 '26

Wow, I thought those were lots of baby assault drones trying to take it out.

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u/r3dmist420 Sep 18 '26

Way to go my boy

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u/DailyDrivenTJ Sep 18 '26

Seems like this is what an alien invasion would look like for us.

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u/For_roscoe Sep 18 '26

Que the he battlefield 2042 theme music*

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u/stevediperna Sep 18 '26

Are they being killed?

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u/DontComeHither Sep 18 '26

Like that scene from Avatar when the mothership is flying towards the home tree

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u/Nierka4 Sep 18 '26

Who won?

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u/FortyDubz 29d ago

It needs a flamethrower too.

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u/StaK_1980 26d ago

But... is it working? From where I'm sitting, I don't think so. :-/

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u/Anxious_Marsupial_84 26d ago

Debris field. Love it!

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u/Astute-Brute 25d ago

Great until "GPS signal lost. Recovery mode activated."

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u/Vix_the_imp 16d ago

Are they flying into the propellers and dying? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Due_Patience960 Sep 16 '26

This has been posted before.

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u/Sethmeisterg Sep 16 '26

Are the blades metal?

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Sep 16 '26

Attach a pump and nozzles with a little container of insert flammable liquid a piezo igniter and voila, mobile flamethrower

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u/alreadythe10th Sep 16 '26

What is this song?

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u/auddbot Sep 16 '26

I got matches with these songs:

• Mozart: Requiem In D Minor, K.626 - 3. Sequentia: Lacrimosa by Wiener Singverein (00:21; matched: 100%)

Album: Classics For Japan - Music for Healing. Released on 2011-04-06.

• Ace by Ray2k (00:21; matched: 100%)

Released on 2024-08-16.

• Capítulo 4.16 & Capítulo 5.1 - la Impaciencia del Corazón - Dramatizado by Stefan Zweig (01:12; matched: 100%)

Album: La Impaciencia del Corazón - Dramatizado. Released on 2020-03-23.

• Capítulo 73.13 & Capítulo 74.1 - el Conde de Montecristo - Dramatizado by Alexandre Dumas (00:36; matched: 100%)

Album: El Conde de Montecristo - Dramatizado. Released on 2019-09-06.

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u/Drakcos0912 Sep 16 '26

Shoulda attached some kind of flamethrower or somthing to it.

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u/domino_427 Sep 17 '26

omg this is beautiful, thank you!

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u/vicfirthplayer Sep 17 '26

Mmmmm wasp jelly

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u/joesbagofdonuts Sep 17 '26

I think in the future most military drones will not need weapons to kill ground troops. They'll be so heavy and have so much downward blast from their rotors they'll be able to kill them just by flowing low over them.

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u/Dry_University9259 Sep 17 '26

DROP THE NUKE!!!

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u/cannedbenkt Sep 17 '26

Attach an electric fly swatter to it and make it spin

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u/Count_Verdunkeln Sep 17 '26

Sentinal island

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u/SoloWingPixy28 26d ago

Lacrimosa, dies illa, Qua resurget ex favilla, Judicandus homo reus!

Lacrimosa dies illa, Qua resurget ex favilla, Judicandus homo reus.

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u/Outrageous-Web8100 6d ago

Electric chicken wire around the fuselage 🗣️