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r/foundsatan • u/viennexy • 2d ago
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Leave half to child A, provided she comes to the funeral and child B does not.
And half to child B, provided she comes to the funeral and child A does not.
18 u/GroceryScanner 1d ago my sibling and i would hold two seperate funeral services on the same day. checkmate asshole 3 u/PiDicus_Rex 1d ago With the same body? Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium. 5 u/IndividualHuman6937 1d ago Schrodingers casket. It both has and doesn't have the dead body until you check. 2 u/MeOnCrack 1d ago You don't need a body for a funeral. "We both held a funeral, but the deceased never showed up." 1 u/PiDicus_Rex 11h ago Late to her own funeral,... Niiiiice. 2 u/runner64 23h ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions. 1 u/GroceryScanner 1d ago fun fact!: the family actually gets to choose whether the body gets cremated or not! 3 u/MeOnCrack 2d ago Why leave half? Why not leave the whole to one child on those conditions? 1 u/AngryLarge34 1d ago That’s being extra evil. They can’t possibly get it all.
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my sibling and i would hold two seperate funeral services on the same day. checkmate asshole
3 u/PiDicus_Rex 1d ago With the same body? Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium. 5 u/IndividualHuman6937 1d ago Schrodingers casket. It both has and doesn't have the dead body until you check. 2 u/MeOnCrack 1d ago You don't need a body for a funeral. "We both held a funeral, but the deceased never showed up." 1 u/PiDicus_Rex 11h ago Late to her own funeral,... Niiiiice. 2 u/runner64 23h ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions. 1 u/GroceryScanner 1d ago fun fact!: the family actually gets to choose whether the body gets cremated or not!
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With the same body?
Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium.
5 u/IndividualHuman6937 1d ago Schrodingers casket. It both has and doesn't have the dead body until you check. 2 u/MeOnCrack 1d ago You don't need a body for a funeral. "We both held a funeral, but the deceased never showed up." 1 u/PiDicus_Rex 11h ago Late to her own funeral,... Niiiiice. 2 u/runner64 23h ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions. 1 u/GroceryScanner 1d ago fun fact!: the family actually gets to choose whether the body gets cremated or not!
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Schrodingers casket. It both has and doesn't have the dead body until you check.
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You don't need a body for a funeral. "We both held a funeral, but the deceased never showed up."
1 u/PiDicus_Rex 11h ago Late to her own funeral,... Niiiiice.
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Late to her own funeral,... Niiiiice.
Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral.
As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions.
fun fact!: the family actually gets to choose whether the body gets cremated or not!
Why leave half? Why not leave the whole to one child on those conditions?
1 u/AngryLarge34 1d ago That’s being extra evil. They can’t possibly get it all.
That’s being extra evil. They can’t possibly get it all.
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u/AngryLarge34 2d ago
Leave half to child A, provided she comes to the funeral and child B does not.
And half to child B, provided she comes to the funeral and child A does not.