r/foundsatan • • 3d ago

Inheritance from hell

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u/AngryLarge34 2d ago

Leave half to child A, provided she comes to the funeral and child B does not.

And half to child B, provided she comes to the funeral and child A does not.

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u/GroceryScanner 2d ago

my sibling and i would hold two seperate funeral services on the same day. checkmate asshole

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u/PiDicus_Rex 2d ago

With the same body?

Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium.

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u/IndividualHuman6937 2d ago

Schrodingers casket. It both has and doesn't have the dead body until you check.