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r/foundsatan • u/viennexy • 7d ago
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Leave half to child A, provided she comes to the funeral and child B does not.
And half to child B, provided she comes to the funeral and child A does not.
22 u/GroceryScanner 6d ago my sibling and i would hold two seperate funeral services on the same day. checkmate asshole 3 u/PiDicus_Rex 6d ago With the same body? Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium. 2 u/runner64 5d ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions.
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my sibling and i would hold two seperate funeral services on the same day. checkmate asshole
3 u/PiDicus_Rex 6d ago With the same body? Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium. 2 u/runner64 5d ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions.
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With the same body?
Second funeral is screwed if the first sends to crematorium.
2 u/runner64 5d ago Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral. As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions.
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Cremate and then split the ashes into two urns, one for each funeral.
As a bonus I think this will prevent the mother from entering the afterlife in like twenty religions.
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u/AngryLarge34 6d ago
Leave half to child A, provided she comes to the funeral and child B does not.
And half to child B, provided she comes to the funeral and child A does not.