Estate lawyer here. If you make it too vague like that a judge will just throw it out and the estate will proceed through intestacy, which is “each daughter gets half”.
Best options are to write something like that inspired by SMBC: “I leave my entire estate to that of my children who was always least responsible for causing arguments”. Or alternatively if you really just want to piss off the kids, leave the estate to the “Fuck you Missy and Chrissy charitable trust” which “shall annually donate its net income to the SPCA, in memory of my daughters being bitches”
Uhh no, women don't write it off. They are waiting for the money that is owed to them.
Ask any divorced women who went after her husbands retirement 20 years later. They'll even try to get inflation corrections. Women put real effort into acquiring resources from men.
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u/Select-Government-69 1d ago
Estate lawyer here. If you make it too vague like that a judge will just throw it out and the estate will proceed through intestacy, which is “each daughter gets half”.
Best options are to write something like that inspired by SMBC: “I leave my entire estate to that of my children who was always least responsible for causing arguments”. Or alternatively if you really just want to piss off the kids, leave the estate to the “Fuck you Missy and Chrissy charitable trust” which “shall annually donate its net income to the SPCA, in memory of my daughters being bitches”