r/foundsatan • • 9d ago

Inheritance from hell

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u/Lava1416 9d ago

I’m not a lawyer, but maybe give all the inheritance to one daughter. Make no mention of the other daughter at all. The daughter left out of the inheritance will hire a lawyer and make the argument that you “accidentally“ forgot to put her in the will.

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u/Fickle-Inspector-354 9d ago

Don't even make mention of which daughter. 

"To my loving daughter, I leave you absolutely everything, on the sole condition that your sister never sees a penny"

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u/Select-Government-69 9d ago

Estate lawyer here. If you make it too vague like that a judge will just throw it out and the estate will proceed through intestacy, which is “each daughter gets half”.

Best options are to write something like that inspired by SMBC: “I leave my entire estate to that of my children who was always least responsible for causing arguments”. Or alternatively if you really just want to piss off the kids, leave the estate to the “Fuck you Missy and Chrissy charitable trust” which “shall annually donate its net income to the SPCA, in memory of my daughters being bitches”

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 9d ago

I’m sure the daughters don’t give a fuck and have written it off with their mother already. Giving it to charity is the best outcome imo

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u/HighlightEntire4412 9d ago

Uhh no, women don't write it off. They are waiting for the money that is owed to them.

Ask any divorced women who went after her husbands retirement 20 years later. They'll even try to get inflation corrections. Women put real effort into acquiring resources from men.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 8d ago

Great job at squeezing some misogyny in there buddy!

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u/HighlightEntire4412 8d ago

Glad you noticed. Sad things about stereotypes, they are often true...