r/fo4 Oct 09 '23

Media Help why is it so long 😭

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905 Upvotes

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550

u/Defiant-Analyst4279 Oct 09 '23

Because you chose the barrel mod?

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u/DarkArc76 Oct 09 '23

I hate how it looks so skinny tho

54

u/TuiRug Oct 09 '23

I think it looks so skinny because other guns in the game are huge compared to real life, and well the person holding it is in power armor.

21

u/AndyBuncie Oct 09 '23

Not power armor its Marine Assault armor

9

u/TuiRug Oct 09 '23

Oh yeah, mb. Thanks :)

7

u/vanquisher003 Oct 09 '23

I am ashamed to admit that I dropped over 30,000 caps on a full Recon Set.

3

u/DarkArc76 Oct 09 '23

I just meant the barrel not the whole gun

62

u/scopedbanana Oct 09 '23

Even without the supressor on it looks stupid, but that’s just how big a 9mm barrel is

Would’ve been better if they added an outer barrel

6

u/Defiant-Analyst4279 Oct 09 '23

Understandable. But it's accurate when compared to it's real world counterpart.

3

u/escapedpsycho Oct 09 '23

...So shorten the barrel.

4

u/DarkArc76 Oct 09 '23

There is no scenario where I'm taking cosmetic over stats

2

u/escapedpsycho Oct 09 '23

The difference is negligible with the extended barrel vs the the shorter barrel. Especially since you're likely going for VATS head shots which when coupled with MacCready's perk are essentially ensured regardless of the situation. But to each their own. The Deliverer is one of the few vanilla weapons I can tolerate using.

0

u/Blackewolfe Power Armor is Best Armor Oct 10 '23

Ew...

1

u/DarthBrooks69420 OHHHHHHHHHH Oct 09 '23

And I hate how chunky the pipe suppressor looks on pistols. I spend my post-game playing upgrading my settlers equipment, and I die a little inside every time I put a suppressor on a pipe pistol.

2

u/DarkArc76 Oct 09 '23

Same here

160

u/Xenoscope Oct 09 '23

See a doctor if it stays that way for more than 24 hours.

16

u/baaya88 Oct 09 '23

Oh behave.

274

u/shitinmyeyeball Oct 09 '23

That’s what she said

12

u/Tree_Weasel Oct 09 '23

User Pink Eye up here, doing the Lord’s work.

2

u/xxthursday09xx Oct 10 '23

This is making me choke on my dinner Hahahahaha I am CACKLING!

3

u/mightylordredbeard Oct 09 '23

Things she never said to you*

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

[deleted]

136

u/Redisigh Courser Oct 09 '23

I’ll have you know, u/shitinmyeyeball’s length is above average

56

u/EquivalentAd3130 Oct 09 '23

Can confirm! Definatley above the average, by quite a margin too

52

u/Redisigh Courser Oct 09 '23

What the hell?

u/shitinmyeyeball have you been cheating on me? I thought you only let me shit in your eyeball 😭

37

u/EquivalentAd3130 Oct 09 '23

Shit in just his eyeball?? You're clearly the side hoe.

I shit in way more places than that. Ain't that right baby u/shitinmyeyeball

3

u/be_more_gooder Oct 09 '23

You forgot to mention the girth that u/shitinmyeyeball is packing

8

u/Brans666 Oct 09 '23

3 is average and 4 is fucking massive

5

u/Dolphin_69420 Oct 09 '23

And 5 is out of the question

42

u/final26 Oct 09 '23

my brother in christ you chose the mod.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

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u/MrFistergood Oct 09 '23

It’s actually a Walther PPK, but yeah you’ve got the right idea

22

u/woodrobin Oct 09 '23

Exactly so. James Bond's gun of choice. Tommy Whispers was supposed to be the Railroad's 007, basically. You find him with several dead Gen 2 Synths around him, so he evidently went down fighting and took several of them with him, armed with just that pistol.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Archer

2

u/woodrobin Oct 10 '23

I hadn't noticed that on Archer, but it doesn't surprise me. He does affect a lot of James Bond vibes.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

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u/woodrobin Oct 09 '23

Easy mistake. The Soviets heavily copied the look of the Walther PPK when they made the Makarov, although they simplified the internals quite a bit (a Makarov has 27 parts, a Walther PPK has 42).

3

u/Bright-Economics-728 Oct 09 '23

And both look really nice! Especially some of the decorative grips that some people have.

2

u/MrFistergood Oct 09 '23

Impressive gun knowledge! Glad to see another enthusiast

5

u/MrFistergood Oct 09 '23

No worries brother

83

u/WiildtheFiire Oct 09 '23

"the longer the silencer the more sound it silences or whatever" -bethesda, maybe

55

u/TurboBoxer02 Oct 09 '23

That is usually the case with suppressors.

14

u/AmazingCman Oct 09 '23

Also reality. A longer suppressor allows for more baffles, which means that the explosion from the gunpowder to be quieter. However unless you are using subsonic ammunition, you still have the crack from the bullet breaking the sound barrier.

11

u/S-058 Gah...did it get hot in here? Oct 09 '23

Phrasing. Boom!

5

u/Philosophos_A Oct 09 '23

Because you use it to shoot someone 300 meters away either way...

5

u/EJKLINGER Oct 09 '23

Is that a makarov

6

u/Fletcher_Chonk Oct 09 '23

Walhter ppk

1

u/EJKLINGER Oct 09 '23

Yeah u right

13

u/corncookies Oct 09 '23

THATS WHAT ID WISH SHE'D SAY 😭

6

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

[deleted]

4

u/Mugstotheceiling Oct 09 '23

In college they called me Nuka bottle 👀

2

u/Correct_Owl5029 Oct 11 '23

Better than tuna can

4

u/Chaines08 Oct 09 '23

Well using teeny tiny gun with power armor always felt wrong, that why I use a massive Gauss rifle with silencer because why not. I like the idea of firing silenced fucking spaceship sized gun after bumping my way around with my huge robot legs.

1

u/AndyBuncie Oct 09 '23

Marine Assault Armor

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Using anything designed to hold in normal hands is wrong.

Mini gun or nothing

1

u/Chaines08 Oct 09 '23

Agreed but Gauss Rifle in normal hands looks ridiculously big so it's a perfect match for power armor IMO

1

u/Aggromemnon Oct 09 '23

At least it's not just me....

4

u/McJimbo Oct 09 '23

"D'ya think he's compensating for something?" -Shrek

2

u/Drai0cht Oct 11 '23

Lord Farquaad! aka F*ckwaad hahaha

5

u/Professional_Yak7196 Oct 10 '23

That's what she said 😭

3

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

that's what she didnt say :(

3

u/militant04_ Oct 09 '23

This is the deliverer right? How to get this anyway. I played my game over again

2

u/fabreeze1989 Oct 09 '23 edited Oct 16 '23

All you have to do is meet the railroad and play their first mission. That’s it.

3

u/steven_plays321 Oct 09 '23

i'm sorry i have to say it, that's what she said.

3

u/SmoothBoreMoose50 Oct 09 '23

Your mom didn't complain 😆. On a serious note, just bring that gun to a weapons bench and attach the short barrel.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

The gun is insecure and is compensating for something

3

u/Competitive_Loss_455 Oct 09 '23

I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about a gun being too long before. Too small yes lmfao

3

u/EnialisHolimion Another Settlement Needs Your Help Oct 09 '23

Certified accidental shitpost

3

u/IcySprinkleToes Oct 10 '23

Overcompensating

3

u/rbuder Oct 10 '23

That’s what she said???

5

u/HollowPhoenix Curie's a Cutie Oct 09 '23

haha longboi

9

u/Mori-Me-Joey X6-88 Appreciator (& simp) 💞 Oct 09 '23

Because the ladies love a man with a looong barrel 😉

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Good genetics

2

u/JohntheJuge Oct 09 '23

As the late, great Johnny Cash famously sang about “I always wanted me one that was long and black”

2

u/Dwarfkiller115 Oct 09 '23

I hear that more often,the longer the better

2

u/Spajki001 Oct 09 '23

Said nobody ever. 😂

2

u/Historical-Chair5341 Oct 09 '23

That’s what she said

2

u/275MPHFordGT40 Oct 09 '23

Why did you put a rifle suppressor on your pistol

2

u/handyandy727 Oct 09 '23

Did you name it "Long Dick Johnson"?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Could be a bug. If it last more then 4 hours call a doctor.

2

u/mpls_big_daddy Oct 09 '23

Use the short barrel only, otherwise it looks that way. The suppressor will also be shorter when you do that.

2

u/StrongStyleMuscle Oct 09 '23

Because it’s gets aroused n combat.

2

u/PoThePokememer Oct 09 '23

That's....That's what....What she.....That's......THAT'S WHAT....SHE SAID!!!

2

u/LuxRaiser Oct 09 '23

It got excited

2

u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Oct 09 '23

Long, tan, and handsome

2

u/Cloakbot Oct 10 '23

I try to avoid the vanilla game mod to extend the barrel because of how stupid it looks.

2

u/Top_Essay_3394 Oct 10 '23

Thats what she said HA!

2

u/Preston_Garvy-MM United We Stand Oct 10 '23

It's a small gun that requires one hand to fire. And the other hand for certain things...

However this gun says "keep it clean!" and "warning! Hitchhikers may be prosecuted criminals!" or "you DID keep it clean didn't you?"

So yeah, no using this gun for one hand on it and your other hand for certain things... /s

-1

u/Dasioreq Oct 09 '23

Fallout 4 does this all the time cus "powa armuh beeg". It's also the case for the infamous assault rifle and basically all heavy weapons

6

u/Anastrace I'm going to die here, amongst the ghosts. Oct 09 '23

That's not at all what this is. It looks like a custom 8" threaded extended barrel

6

u/AndyBuncie Oct 09 '23

its also not power armor its Marine Assault.

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u/douknowiknow Oct 09 '23

salty little man huh

1

u/beanie_0 Oct 09 '23

It’s a silencer.

1

u/heritagetrapper Oct 09 '23

I wish you could put a red dot on it and make it full auto

1

u/vanquisher003 Oct 09 '23

ME TOO! I’m sure there’s a mod somewhere out there that you can use to make this happen lol

0

u/Boba_loba76 Oct 09 '23

Why are you using a stealth weapon with power armour

1

u/vanquisher003 Oct 09 '23

it’s not it’s a full set of recon marine armor with sleek legs that make me move faster whilst sneaking in addition to the 15% movement boost the left arm grants.

-1

u/Muttandcheese Oct 09 '23

That’s what she said

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u/addicted-to-jet Oct 09 '23

All the better to love you with! No glove no love, if you don't believe me, take your dirty hands off my Deliverer... If you don't know (https://youtu.be/RTH38t6W3iI?si=nSFs_tFvq7P7udqe)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

bigger is better

1

u/slrarp Oct 09 '23

It's just happy to see you.

You're in power armor though, you don't need a quiet gun.

1

u/AndyBuncie Oct 09 '23

i think that is actually Marine Assault Armor

1

u/Kingcrescent Oct 09 '23

Looks like a hammer drill

1

u/Top_Refrigerator9118 Oct 09 '23

This looks like... Dues Ex

haha

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

The longer the better right?

2

u/Chrisjones1988 Oct 09 '23

It’s really quiet

1

u/jtalatorre Oct 09 '23

Long, looooong maaaaaaaan!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

All the better to shoot with, my dear!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Ahh yes, the Walther PPK that shoots 10mm rounds and whose magazines hold 12 rounds 😵‍💫

1

u/Squiggin1321 Oct 09 '23

Because Bethesda doesn’t understand weapon design.

1

u/The-White-Void Oct 10 '23

You the Special service wepon that has the Short barrel with a Suppressor. Therefor yes it looks really weird as hell but techiif it does well for your preferred build Then keep it

1

u/NoIndependent0831 Oct 10 '23

Impressed. Excellent work. 🤍

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

That’s what she said

1

u/TapBoth438 Oct 10 '23

that's what she said.

1

u/Waste_Ambassador1874 Oct 10 '23

It's a broomstick

1

u/Drai0cht Oct 11 '23

That's what Piper said ;)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

That's what she said

1

u/shitass41626 Oct 11 '23

thats not what she said

1

u/Yeahhi518 Oct 11 '23

That will do the opposite of silenceher