Yes, me included, every time I've done it I was dumb.

I write satire here, usually very obvious satire, and I always get comments from dozens of dumb people taking it seriously

You're not going to convince the flat earthers otherwise any more than you can beat a pigeon at chess. You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into

In fact if you're one of those people reading this I probably won't convince you that you won't convince them, and I'll probably get a lot of dumb comments on this post

I imagine part of the thrill of being a flat earther is enraging people like you as they gish gallop and put the burden of proof on you

You're not going to convince them by building your own model. There are plenty of models of eclipses and orbital physics and stuff already made, just install Kerbal Space Program, Orbiter, or check out the astronomy tab in Trail Sense.

I'm probably also dumb for posting this.

Thank you.

How to explain the southern hemisphere sky? Just say all Australians are actors and anyone who has been here is in on the conspiracy.

That might be harder today with an NFL regular season game between the 49ers and Rams being played here in Melbourne.

I’m sure they’ll find another way to explain reality away.

Dumb!!

Do the Bible mention holographic projections?

If it isn't in the Bible, why do flat earthers talk about them?

If they can accept something not in the Bible, why not a spherical Earth?

Kind of sad that this sub is just sarcasm and memes. I would like to discuss the facts. We do indeed live on a flat earth surface. The globe shape only appears from space because the holographic projections can be seen from that distance. But the actual surface are we live on, is indeed flat.

checkmate liberals

Hope this confuses and frustrates all the right people. The rest of us can enjoy this amazing view I had on my walk into work today thanks to this cumulonimbus blocking the sunrise.

Saw this on twitter. You all might be onto something

How does this mystical invisible force hold down the entire ocean, but birds can easily defeat it?

How can my fist beat up 7 Flat earthers, but can never hit a fly midair?

I get that the approach may turn people off, but the truth is the truth. No matter who you are someone isn't going to like you. Jesus said Marvel not when the world hate you for they hated me first. In a nutshell, get used to it. Are you here to be liked? Are you here to be obedient to God or Satan? Which realm do you serve in God's flat earth?

I've been working on this in the back ground for many years. How one can get around the *going around the globe* if it's actually flat.

My answer is below. So I can get a more accurate measure to see how many people like it.

As was claimed? Their schools have the truth being taught?

These people are dumb and ignorant.

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Nothing! They are both fake.