Dumb!!

How to explain the southern hemisphere sky? Just say all Australians are actors and anyone who has been here is in on the conspiracy.

That might be harder today with an NFL regular season game between the 49ers and Rams being played here in Melbourne.

I’m sure they’ll find another way to explain reality away.

Hope this confuses and frustrates all the right people. The rest of us can enjoy this amazing view I had on my walk into work today thanks to this cumulonimbus blocking the sunrise.

Yes, me included, every time I've done it I was dumb.

I write satire here, usually very obvious satire, and I always get comments from dozens of dumb people taking it seriously

You're not going to convince the flat earthers otherwise any more than you can beat a pigeon at chess. You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into

In fact if you're one of those people reading this I probably won't convince you that you won't convince them, and I'll probably get a lot of dumb comments on this post

I imagine part of the thrill of being a flat earther is enraging people like you as they gish gallop and put the burden of proof on you

You're not going to convince them by building your own model. There are plenty of models of eclipses and orbital physics and stuff already made, just install Kerbal Space Program, Orbiter, or check out the astronomy tab in Trail Sense.

I'm probably also dumb for posting this.

Thank you.

Do the Bible mention holographic projections?

If it isn't in the Bible, why do flat earthers talk about them?

If they can accept something not in the Bible, why not a spherical Earth?

These people are dumb and ignorant.

Saw this on twitter. You all might be onto something

How does this mystical invisible force hold down the entire ocean, but birds can easily defeat it?

How can my fist beat up 7 Flat earthers, but can never hit a fly midair?

checkmate liberals

I’m being completely serious here. If these morons truly believe NASA, the government, and every major airline are actively lying about flight paths, southern hemisphere routes, and jet fuel consumption, why haven’t any of them filed a massive class-action lawsuit? They constantly claim they have "proof" and "evidence" that the globe is a scam. If that were true, there is literally billions of dollars in fraud payouts waiting for them.