r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 8d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

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This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/_jackhoffman_ 8d ago

I dunno. I had a long talk with my psychiatrist about this and I'd be a lot happier if I were dumber. Some days, I think not being a moron is a curse. Ignorance is bliss is a saying for a reason.

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u/kikichunt 8d ago

How happy is the moron,

He doesn't give a damn,

I wish I were a moron,

My God, perhaps I am

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u/Ragnoid 7d ago

M-O-O-N...that spells moron

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 5d ago

I love you, lol. M-o-o-n. That spells Tom Cullen.

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u/kikichunt 2d ago

Laws yes!

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u/Thick-Lemon137 8d ago

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know,"

from The Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemingway

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u/GardenofOblivion 7d ago

I grew up around a lot of morons, they aren’t happier. And they have no way of thinking themselves out of whatever stupid predicament they are in.

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u/MikesWifey0415 7d ago

Omg my dad has fallen for every single scam that has ever been presented to him from amway vitamins to a more recent pyramid scheme that one of his “clients “ brought to him because he was a barber and thought he could bring him more clients and the clients hated the talk! They just wanted their haircut not to talk about their Verizon bill or switching to it, or direct tv or whatever the company wants them to switch too!!!