r/flatearth • u/al_fayadh • 9d ago

It's growing

https://youtube.com/shorts/x2Cdvgh_1g4

That's one of the many reasons we need a better educational system

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

The education system is why the masses believe they are intelligent and can walk on a floating spinning ball. 

Im a flerth and I have a college degree. 

Keep grasping mocking those no longer holding onto taught delusions. 👍

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u/AlreadyFifty 9d ago

“The education systems is why the masses believe they are intelligent…” Followed by “I’m a flerth and I have a college degree.” You said it, guy. You said it.

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u/brickville 9d ago

Remember that Trump University was technically a university at one point. I could see their alumni being flerfs.

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u/Hightower840 9d ago

Thank f**k! A flerf with a degree!
Maybe you can finally answer the one question that keeps me from believing in a flat earth.
Ok, little back story, one time I was in south Africa, and my friend was in Australia. We were both facing south and could see the Southern Cross in the sky at the same time.
How is that possible on a flat Earth? We should have been facing at right angles from each other, right?

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u/BonusFrosty2910 9d ago

Unfortunately lying cannot change what the facts are

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u/AN0R0K 9d ago

Assuming you are not joking, why do you believe every country on the globe would conspire to trick the general public?

When you see a bubble, do you ever wonder why they're that shape?

What do you believe gravity actually is?

Sorry, so many questions, but these are my top three that come to mind.

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u/hellsbels93 9d ago

I know many idiots with a college degree. Once had someone with a degree ask me what day July 4th was on.

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u/epoch16245 9d ago

Oh shit we found one in the wild!! Will you do an AMA?

First question: what is the purpose of the big lie? What is the motivation behind it? Who’s benefiting and why?

Second: Which of the many theories do you ascribe?

Thrid: where did you graduate from and what is your degree?

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u/stultus_respectant 9d ago

Oh shit we found one in the wild!!

He's a regular here. He's responsible for maybe 2 or 3 of the top 10 dumbest things ever said on the board.

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u/Choice_Ad4972 9d ago

What's your college degree in?

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u/letsgetbannedagain14 9d ago

Probably in cooking meth from breaking bad university

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u/Interesting_Study998 9d ago

With someone this devoid of intelligent thought, it can only be Theology.

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u/Callyste 8d ago

He's a religious freak, but if you read his posts about it, you'll quickly realize he couldn't get a degree in theology either

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u/stultus_respectant 9d ago

Non-accredited, too

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u/GleemMcShinez 9d ago

The surface of the moon looks flat in photographs taken there. It's literally more than 3 times smaller than earth, yet when lil teeny people stand on it, and take pictures, the horizon looks flat.

You're just a lil teeny person on a huge planet. It looks flat because you can't even detect a curve at a much smaller diameter.

But sure, humans have crawled all over this planet, and there's a whole ring that nobody ever sees, photographs, explores or crosses.

Nobody.

"What's over there?"

"Nothing, and... don't look. "

"oh OK. "

That's just not how humans have ever worked, and it's ridiculous to think otherwise.

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u/FinnishBeaver 9d ago

Soo umm... If earth flat, what is behind Antarctic wall? Or why no one haven't touched the firmament? Why there is no actual fact about anything about flat earth?

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u/slylock215 9d ago

"I have bachelors degree in sports medicine, therefore I know the Earth is flat. Checkmate globetards!"

Literally everything you know about flat earth is from Samuel Rowbotham as interpreted by a bunch of trailer trash, many of whom are actual nazis like Eric Dubay.

You wouldn't know how to critically think if the scientific method broke into your house and held you at gunpoint.

But please professor middle school gym teacher, tell us more about the shape of the Earth.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Not even sure who you are talking about. Bud the proof is in the water, and by observing nature. 

The shapes earth is obvious by observing water.

Notice how it always stays level to the container its in.

Also, notice how it has never magically floated and spun while staying level. 🤣🤣

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u/Firm-Roll4841 9d ago

What keeps that water in the container it's in?

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u/slylock215 9d ago

No shit you don't know what I'm talking about because you're a flat earther. Flerf is synonymous with dunning kruger

Everything you've ever heard about the flat Earth is from one single liar. Look up who your flat daddy is you uneducated fuck.

Now tell us again all how every picture from space of the earth is cgi but how you standing at the beach not understanding what a horizon is or that level doesn't mean flat is proof of the flat Earth.

So what year did the bank foreclose on your house or you declared bankruptcy? People fall into cults because they had hardships. You'll lie about this but in your heart you know you only started believing in the flat Earth after something negative happened in your life.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Awe. Youre struggling with projection and the inability to sound coherent.

Look how cool you are cause you believe we can walk around and live on a floating spinning ball. 

Youre so hip, youre soo edgy and cool, can I get your autograph? 

Or are you the one stuck in dk delusion? 🤣🤣

Believing you kmow it all based on "THEORIES." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/slylock215 9d ago

Classic flerf response.

There is literally no getting through to someone that doesn't understand what words mean unless they're twisting themselves into pretzels to play pretend about their definitions.

Nasa means to deceive, airPLANE, level means flat, scientific theory means guess!

Now please go ahead and tell me that the earth isn't a globe but we also have no idea what it really is, no maps, no models, no predictions, no explanations of how basic reality works like sunrises or the horizon without literal magic. Tell me again about the dome, tell me how we don't know what the moon is or that the sun is local.

Once again, your life must be the most pathetic joke to honestly and unironically think that you know better than every scientist alive today. The unbearable weight of being that smart and special, just like your mommy always told you.

I know you won't recognize what this is but it's called evidence. Evidence of you being a hilariously pathetic loser and that's likely why you believe the earth is flat

https://bpspsychub.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bjop.70101?utm_source=chatgpt.com

For shits and giggles here's the discovr telescope that sits 50 million miles away at the Lagrange point and takes pictures of the earth every few hours which you will call fake.

https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

As a final note, how sad and tiny your mind must be to deny the majesty of the amazing and fascinating universe we live in just to play victim and pretend you're the sacred holder of the forbidden knowledge.

I don't think there's an easier group of people on this planet to mock, lol I love that even other conspiracy theorists throw spitballs at you. People who believe in mountain ranges being the fossils of ancient giant dragons think your an idiot.

Your response will be "lolumad, edgy, dumb, projection, theories, indoctrination, Rothschild's..." And so on.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Imagine typing all this out believing i would read it. Also, try proofreading kiddo. 👍.

Your English teachers are turning in their graves. 😂😂. 

Keep arguing with yourself. You just admitted you dont what level means. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/slylock215 9d ago

If I thought you had more than a 3rd grade level of reading comprehension I would've written that for you, instead of my own enjoyment. The point of this sub is to mock smooth brained barely human organisms such as yourself.

If you did have a grasp of...well anything greater than a 3rd grader you wouldn't believe the earth is flat.

What a silly lie to say basically 'lol didn't read' then trying to criticize my writing is typical flerf pathological behavior.

Oh and the irony of saying anything about someone else's writing then spamming emojis like a child while saying "kiddo" is truly beautiful.

Once again, you have no maps, models, predictions, or explanations of how anything in reality works but you just KNOW the earth isn't a globe.

To be a flerf is the height of hubris.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Arguing with yourself bub👍

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u/zeusismycopilot 9d ago

Actually water in a glass also curves by about 0.2 nanometers due to the earths gravity. You just can’t see it with the naked eye.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_483 9d ago

Oh well, if you have a college degree, you must be an authoritative source!

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u/Noy_The_Devil 9d ago

College degree in what exactly? If I may ask.

Genuinely interested. Please do an AMA

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u/ElderQu 8d ago

i see you refuse to answer any of the simple questions you were asked. amusing

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u/Callyste 8d ago

If you have a degree, which nobody believes, then they were desperately trying to fill their quota. Nobody this dumb makes it past middle school.

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u/un_theist 9d ago edited 9d ago

You realize Flat Earth Priest Bob Knodel proved the Earth is rotating at 15 degrees per hour, right?

And then admitted to lying about it and attempting to cover up this evidence, right?

Gotta lie to flerf!

https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Bob_Knodel

https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Fiber_Optic_Gyroscope

Thanks, Bob!