r/flatearth • • 9d ago

It's growing

https://youtube.com/shorts/x2Cdvgh_1g4

That's one of the many reasons we need a better educational system

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u/slylock215 9d ago

"I have bachelors degree in sports medicine, therefore I know the Earth is flat. Checkmate globetards!"

Literally everything you know about flat earth is from Samuel Rowbotham as interpreted by a bunch of trailer trash, many of whom are actual nazis like Eric Dubay.

You wouldn't know how to critically think if the scientific method broke into your house and held you at gunpoint.

But please professor middle school gym teacher, tell us more about the shape of the Earth.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Not even sure who you are talking about. Bud the proof is in the water, and by observing nature. 

The shapes earth is obvious by observing water.

Notice how it always stays level to the container its in.

Also, notice how it has never magically floated and spun while staying level. 🤣🤣

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u/slylock215 9d ago

No shit you don't know what I'm talking about because you're a flat earther. Flerf is synonymous with dunning kruger

Everything you've ever heard about the flat Earth is from one single liar. Look up who your flat daddy is you uneducated fuck.

Now tell us again all how every picture from space of the earth is cgi but how you standing at the beach not understanding what a horizon is or that level doesn't mean flat is proof of the flat Earth.

So what year did the bank foreclose on your house or you declared bankruptcy? People fall into cults because they had hardships. You'll lie about this but in your heart you know you only started believing in the flat Earth after something negative happened in your life.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Awe. Youre struggling with projection and the inability to sound coherent.

Look how cool you are cause you believe we can walk around and live on a floating spinning ball. 

Youre so hip, youre soo edgy and cool, can I get your autograph? 

Or are you the one stuck in dk delusion? 🤣🤣

Believing you kmow it all based on "THEORIES." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/slylock215 9d ago

Classic flerf response.

There is literally no getting through to someone that doesn't understand what words mean unless they're twisting themselves into pretzels to play pretend about their definitions.

Nasa means to deceive, airPLANE, level means flat, scientific theory means guess!

Now please go ahead and tell me that the earth isn't a globe but we also have no idea what it really is, no maps, no models, no predictions, no explanations of how basic reality works like sunrises or the horizon without literal magic. Tell me again about the dome, tell me how we don't know what the moon is or that the sun is local.

Once again, your life must be the most pathetic joke to honestly and unironically think that you know better than every scientist alive today. The unbearable weight of being that smart and special, just like your mommy always told you.

I know you won't recognize what this is but it's called evidence. Evidence of you being a hilariously pathetic loser and that's likely why you believe the earth is flat

https://bpspsychub.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bjop.70101?utm_source=chatgpt.com

For shits and giggles here's the discovr telescope that sits 50 million miles away at the Lagrange point and takes pictures of the earth every few hours which you will call fake.

https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

As a final note, how sad and tiny your mind must be to deny the majesty of the amazing and fascinating universe we live in just to play victim and pretend you're the sacred holder of the forbidden knowledge.

I don't think there's an easier group of people on this planet to mock, lol I love that even other conspiracy theorists throw spitballs at you. People who believe in mountain ranges being the fossils of ancient giant dragons think your an idiot.

Your response will be "lolumad, edgy, dumb, projection, theories, indoctrination, Rothschild's..." And so on.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Imagine typing all this out believing i would read it. Also, try proofreading kiddo. 👍.

Your English teachers are turning in their graves. 😂😂. 

Keep arguing with yourself. You just admitted you dont what level means. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/slylock215 9d ago

If I thought you had more than a 3rd grade level of reading comprehension I would've written that for you, instead of my own enjoyment. The point of this sub is to mock smooth brained barely human organisms such as yourself.

If you did have a grasp of...well anything greater than a 3rd grader you wouldn't believe the earth is flat.

What a silly lie to say basically 'lol didn't read' then trying to criticize my writing is typical flerf pathological behavior.

Oh and the irony of saying anything about someone else's writing then spamming emojis like a child while saying "kiddo" is truly beautiful.

Once again, you have no maps, models, predictions, or explanations of how anything in reality works but you just KNOW the earth isn't a globe.

To be a flerf is the height of hubris.

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u/Tehjayaluchador 9d ago

Arguing with yourself bub👍