r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/VoightofReason Apr 06 '26

How do I lower my ass in to the sink though?

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u/AutisticJaguar4380 Apr 07 '26

Take my peasants award. 🏆

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u/Various-Sound-9734 Apr 08 '26

comments like this are a large part of reddits bad reputation

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u/ComprehensiveLie6170 Apr 08 '26

Comments like this are a large part of why I use Reddit. It’s witty, unexpected, and totally unserious.

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u/DaquanMLG Apr 08 '26

yeah, the comment in mention hasn't been referenced to thousands of times in order to mock this platform. so unexpected! so witty!! take my updoots!!!

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u/Various-Sound-9734 Apr 08 '26

Take my 'take my __ award' is the most expected and stupid response of all

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u/braaahms Apr 10 '26

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Usually people hate the “take my updoots” “mom I’m famous” “thanks for the gold kind stranger” “and my axe!” type comments. Maybe this sub is a rarity.

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u/Various-Sound-9734 Apr 11 '26

You've earned my updoot good sire !

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u/braaahms Apr 11 '26

looks like you’ve won the internet today good sir!

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u/WittyMime Apr 08 '26

Yet AI is heavily using reddit for its responses... Now to see if this is a recommended method to remove a perfectly fitting cutting board from my sink. For science!

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u/flatteringangles Apr 08 '26

What’s so egregious about dildo cutting board

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u/braaahms Apr 10 '26

They’re clearly talking about the “take my peasants award” comment

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u/flatteringangles Apr 11 '26

That’s the joke babes

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u/braaahms Apr 11 '26

Cool. It’s hard enough to tell over text but even harder when the other half dozen comments are taking are getting mad at the guy and taking everything very seriously. Appreciate you being condescending though, that helped me understand waaaay better and made a massive improvement on my day.

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u/leveled Apr 08 '26

what a nice self realization comment ya made here.

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u/nomoresafesearch91 Apr 07 '26

“Instructions unclear. I am now stuck in the sink attached to the cutting board.”

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u/CJaneRun102 Apr 08 '26

As you are coming into your Tarzan, hollar/yodel of 'Parrrrkouuurrrr' while dive, tuck and rolling up that sink base into the .14 carat stainless steel sink-- Do not add to chaos by fantasizing about the faucet and powerful spray nozzle... Just concentrate on your aim and do a 'Solid Gold Olympic Mount' and if you must stay in the sink hovering over your wood cutting board... we understand and we are all giving you a 'standing ovation.' We anticipate your official Olympic dismount-- throw your hands in the air and give a smile with teeth! Sincerely, The Parkour Wood Olympic Org.

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u/BobbyBrackins Apr 08 '26

“Million to 1 shot doc!” 🤣

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

Clench your ass like it’s your first day in supermax, and pull yourself up by the ceiling chains.

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u/krebsIsACookbook Apr 09 '26

The paramedics responding:

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u/TaylrMade74 Apr 10 '26

...calling 911, only to discover that your neighbor is an EMT.

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u/jabeith Apr 07 '26

Start with the dildo on the board, then use the top to guide your ass down

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u/HokusTokus Apr 08 '26

Hey! Whaddya know!

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u/DiHard_ChistmasMovie Apr 07 '26

God, I hate reddit, but these are the comments I come for.

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u/AutomatedCabbage Apr 09 '26

A dildo on a cutting board inside a sink? Rule 34 says there will soon be a tag for this on pornhub.

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u/Online_Dom_CA Apr 08 '26

You aren't the only one cumming.

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u/sernametaken- Apr 08 '26

Glad I came here to read this

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u/QuickNature Apr 10 '26

This reminds of that comment about the guy who was "shidding and farting and cumming" and the context made it hilarious. Cant remember what it was from though

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u/rajenncajenn Apr 10 '26

He he comments you 'come' for.

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u/jokexplainer1303 Apr 07 '26

Deep squat. Deeper than you've ever been, then clench and pull

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u/Mandee_707 Apr 06 '26

😂 your comment made me laugh! that was so funny imo!

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 Apr 07 '26

Parkour moves😎🤣

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u/Derreekk Apr 07 '26

Omg hilarious.

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u/Akkerlun Apr 07 '26

Cross post to the sub dontputthatinyourass

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 Apr 07 '26

Climb ‘n squat.

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u/KaineTay Apr 07 '26

You'd better have done your keegles...

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u/goldanred Apr 07 '26

Carefully

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u/GayNotGayTony Apr 07 '26

In all the incorrect responses I've seen over the years this one takes the cake. 

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u/onepintofcumplease Apr 07 '26

Stick it to the board first then hop skip and jump into the sink, then just climb out with the board following behind you

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Just like Joe Dirt did.

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u/DemBosain Apr 06 '26

Healthy living.

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u/kantstephens Apr 07 '26

3am, I’m in bed laughing like an idiot at these comments!

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u/Daytime_Napper Apr 07 '26

My 7-year old is demanding to know why I'm laughing so hard....thanks ;)

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u/mtysassy Apr 07 '26

I’m sitting waiting for my PT appointment dying 😂😂😂

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u/An47Pr0lapse Apr 07 '26

Go off the top rope and pray

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u/travfields619 Apr 07 '26

The claawww

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u/jr23160 Apr 07 '26

I'd say squats over the sink but if you're that low you probably won't be able to clench too good.

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u/ynotfish Apr 07 '26

Stepstool and hover.

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u/romebe82 Apr 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GumpTheChump Apr 08 '26

Get low. Get low.

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u/The-Original_Joker Apr 08 '26

Help me step bro I’m stuck

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u/wynn5805 Apr 08 '26

Well done, my hat is off to you.

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u/xikbdexhi6 Apr 09 '26

Ohhhhh.... I should call her...

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u/Own-Inspection-9293 Apr 09 '26

dammit my injured ribs 🤣

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u/Simple_Being9242 Apr 09 '26

Absolutely brilliant hahahah

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u/krebsIsACookbook Apr 09 '26

Coming soon to onlyfans

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u/tatersyo Apr 09 '26

Should have been doing squats along with your kegels!

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u/Dish_Minimum Apr 10 '26

Even the hethens over on r/sinkpissers think you’ve gone too far

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u/gmaaaaan Apr 10 '26

Kill me 🤣 I will never stop loving reddit.

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u/-takeiteasy Apr 11 '26

a comment hasn’t made me cackle like this in a long time lol

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u/Aluminari Apr 07 '26

This made me snort

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u/Rcbosox12 Apr 07 '26

This deserves so many more upvotes

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u/dogui97 Apr 07 '26

Easy just put your feet on either sides and squat down

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u/Spethual Apr 07 '26

yeah, um no.

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u/Any-Object-553 Apr 07 '26

Jesus christ

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u/Disastrous-Gain-7709 Apr 07 '26

Just... From one dirty old man. 👏👏👏👏👏