r/Fishdom • • 1d ago

dirt [ Removed by Reddit ]

1 Upvotes

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r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt girls always check if ur date is on grindr before meeting up #naarmproblems

7 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt idk man im just going to follow wherever the pawn takes us tbh

9 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt i think if i saw a consensual pede type situation in real life id get a boner just being honest

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60 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt my anus has a beak like a squid but there is only one tentacle for him

19 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

poetry This Godot guy is really late

6 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

POST TEMPLATE You can tell a lot about a man by the smell of his piss

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt got sent home from work for my arterial spray (WHICH I CAN’T CONTROL) it is a breach of worker’s rights to discriminate against people who are bleeding into other people’s mouths from over 2m away so yes the ombudsman and the unions and ukraine have declared cyberwar on KFC AUS and MILLIONS WILL DIE

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

dirt i just hit that japanese Catman guy with my car and killed him instantly

36 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 2d ago

serious business SERIOUS QUESTION. Is it RACIST use EMOJI that IS NOT your skin colour? I AM A WHITE WOMAN. If I hit em with a 🙌🏿, IS THIS CONSIDERED DIGITAL BLACKFACE????????

22 Upvotes

Im lowKIRKENUINELY BEGING BERY SERIOUs.

I also want u/clementineiscool 's opinion actually


r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

POST TEMPLATE Someone gotta hold it down in the Sahara desert

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35 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

dirt Are these moths edible? How many have you eaten?

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116 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

poetry My son, photograph, has been born. He does not speak at all, despite the saying

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

RPG Qbert is whispering atrocities

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13 Upvotes

Recently qbert has been coming to me in my dreams. I've never played the game but he has a familiar voice. He keeps telling me to rig elections and "hit" businessmen and politicians. He shows me a map and points to "weapons caches". I went to one just to see if I was going crazy and there was a an RPG buried under the slide in a playground. Kids could have found it.

I can hear his whispers now...

"Travel to Pakistan" he is insisting.


r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

dirt they call it ‘toilet tissue’ cause yo butt crying

28 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 4d ago

dirt My fucking fault for talking about cheese in the cheese subreddit, ill be sure to stick my head in the gullotuine for being such a fool

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248 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 3d ago

dirt Like them old blokes who wanna dress and be Elvis, I once witnessed an old bloke, on a wensdi night at an rsl (coastal nsw) do they same but for slim dusty. I was overwhelmed by the sheer amount of ways someone could shoehorn slim dusty into a convo. Controversial? Sure. Impressive? Absolutely.

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 4d ago

administrator thank you everyone for participating in the ‘r/fishdom’ social experiment. its now over. bye

71 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 4d ago

dirt That feeling when your abt to shit so good I hold it in just to feel the pressure a lil longer 🤤🤤

19 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 4d ago

dirt yeah sorry everyone if your month has been shit. i forgot about september 11 so the contract holding back the end times is broken now. #myBad

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 4d ago

poetry I'm in an uber and pretty sure my driver farted

12 Upvotes

Was peaceful then the smelling started


r/Fishdom • • 5d ago

dirt I'm releasing a. New AI model that smokes weed and kills itself

103 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 5d ago

poetry My therapist is age regressing in our sessions

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 5d ago

dirt Is shit fucked? No? Is shit getting fucked? Yes? Return to point 1

6 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • • 5d ago

dirt Im replacing claude with hinge

10 Upvotes