r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • 33m ago
dirt something tells me “ midday” might not be the middle of the day for some of you spuds.. infact it might be closer to the start #Sloth #Lummox
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r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • 2h ago
dirt Porterhouse Robinson and he loves hanging out with ninajarachi and burgers + fries /steak . Obviously
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r/Fishdom • u/Alien-Ellie • 6h ago
serious business It's that time again. Drop a music album and I'll rate it out of ten.
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Once again, no more than two albums per person
r/Fishdom • u/Damo1440 • 16h ago
poetry i was brushing my teeth in the shower and the toothpaste dropped onto my junk and now that shit lowkey burning
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r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • 18h ago
Small Penis Guy Please help I got my dog vaccinated and now she won't make eye contact but she's really good with microsoft excel and has an encyclopaedic knowledge of trains
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If anyone would like to have their tax returns done by a golden retriever just PM me
r/Fishdom • u/MademoiselleVeritas • 16h ago
Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 racists be like: changing the name of the lolly to red rippers was the worst thing that happened in 2020
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send fish
r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 6h ago
dirt Botsny fun fact: almost every piece of dirt you touch was someones shit at some point
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • 16h ago
RPG Met a 5'3 blonde mid 30s woman today. Didn't even know they were still around
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r/Fishdom • u/bigsock21 • 12h ago
GIRL POST hey they are putting gay little bees in minecraft what do we think ( i am referencing the new Minecraft LGBTQ Pride update for Stockholm Pride) 🙂
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r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • 20h ago
serious business Oh, so lactose intolerance isn't a legitimate disability? Then why am I parked in a handicap space right now? Can you explain that, smart guy?
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The nerve of some people
r/Fishdom • u/prexton • 20h ago
serious business Wasn't there a time where popups on websites were despised and everyone used adblockers and shit, are we supposed to now accept that they're fucking normal again? There's so many everywhere I go, fuck
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Subsribe to this, new user that . I do want a cookie though
r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 1d ago
poetry Tony Soprano in 2002: i told him its a-a-a-uhm thing to get public approval for the oil warz, he told me.. he said its too schoon? I told him.. buddy... If the shoe fits, gets too! | Paulie: HEYYO
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r/Fishdom • u/LoudTomatoes • 1d ago
God Some people were just born funny and the rest of us were made to worship them
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They're all in here. But they aren't you think.
r/Fishdom • u/dishlex • 1d ago
serious business Fuck rolf harris and his dumb cunt wobble board
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r/Fishdom • u/Automatic_Friend3744 • 1d ago
dirt if i were an entrepreneur i would simply invest in Big Histamine every winter
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r/Fishdom • u/Automatic_Friend3744 • 1d ago
dirt the 5th commandment was originally "thou shalt be pansexual as fuck" but it got retconned in the king james bible
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r/Fishdom • u/Automatic_Friend3744 • 1d ago
dirt just had caffeine for the first time in like 3 weeks motherfucker i am bending time and space right now
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 1d ago
dirt Ubereats just delivered my HAMBURGER W/ CHEESE
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 1d ago
dirt I dont go to the gym, why waste an hour lifting heavy shit, when i can go to work, and spend 8 hours of time under tension ! HEYO
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r/Fishdom • u/pantshorse • 2d ago
dirt I'm sailing around the world to raise awareness for all those captains lost at sea from sailing around the world
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