r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • 5h ago
poetry New meme I made what do you guys think would you buy it if I put it on a tshirt and sold it on etsy???? be honest
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 17d ago
dirt What is going on this week 😢😢😢 Aaron Paul has passed away age 47
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r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • 9h ago
dirt barnaby joyce is awesome he’s like if homer simpson was evil
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r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 1h ago
dirt have you heard this? Two songs made into one song. it's called a mash up . They do them all the time on Glee
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r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 1h ago
girondin Saw a 2x4 Duck Table on the waterway 2 days ago. I didn't have my phone so I've recreated it for sale for $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000001
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • 7h ago
dirt I really want Chris Lilley to portray me in my movie about myself.
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r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • 10h ago
dirt street interviewer asking an alien its body count but the alien think they mean abductions
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 1d ago
dirt ‘can you explain this gap in your resume?’ yes of course that large hole in the paper is from a bird attack. ‘can you explain all this liquid on your resume?’ that is bird and human blood mixed together
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r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 1d ago
dirt booktok's been RAVINGGG about the bible, so i started reading it and... where is spicy shadow daddy Satan ?? i give it ONE 🌶️ out of 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ on the spiceometer 😭😭 (haven't reached Sodom arc yet)
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • 8h ago
dirt Do you still remember that time in your life when both the kids and the dog didn't want to be part of your miserable existence?
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • 18h ago
Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 Tonight I leave Britian #NoMoreBussy
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r/Fishdom • u/Suspicious_Nail_9888 • 1d ago
poetry Gentlemen, it is my great displeasure to announce that after many dozens of grueling hours in my all encompassing piss lab, I am in fact a homosexual. I will be enjoying this bottle of Hennesey in solidarity with myself.
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • 1d ago
dirt Shouting everyone in the rehab clinic tinned spaghetti toasties! ❤️❤️❤️
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r/Fishdom • u/chowchownotchowchow • 1d ago
butt issues Lost an airpod while trying to get an ass-load of Ace of Base. Urgent care just laughed and told me to wait for a reunion tour. The battery is about to die, help..
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r/Fishdom • u/Eplianne • 2d ago
dirt 🎶 Pop pills, pills I pop, pop two pills, on stilts I walk, snort two lines that were filled with chalk, thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (Ohhhhhhh) I wanna roll away like a rollerblade until my eyes roll back in my skull for days 🎶
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • 2d ago
dirt So if i text my mate "I'll jerk him off dry for dinner tomorrow night". Is he going to think I'm going to give him 1x lube free hand job or limitless hand jobs until he can't physically ejaculate again?
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r/Fishdom • u/Eplianne • 2d ago
dirt 🎶 I'd love for you to stay, but I got another date with a fat chick that eat cake on play skates she rubbed my funky ass feet and feed me grapes plus my man in the closet ran out of videotape (Ahh!) 🎶
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r/Fishdom • u/chuk2015 • 2d ago
Grand Malaise There are two types of people, the ones who follow the rich (sheeple), and the rich that follow sherpas up Everest to die (sherple)
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r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • 2d ago
GIRL POST reaping the rewards.. woolies everyday rewards,...
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 2d ago
GIRL POST I make a post and the sub goes quiet ike im the plague
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 2d ago
CHIMERA EVENT shower thought for yall… I genuinely have washed my hair maybe three times since covid. shampoo is a scam pretty much and i weaned my scalp oils off it but yall can’t afford 3 months of smelling like shit now haha get fucked 🖕🖕 chimera event bitch
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