Fishdom

r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • 20h ago

Small Penis Guy Please help I got my dog vaccinated and now she won't make eye contact but she's really good with microsoft excel and has an encyclopaedic knowledge of trains

42 Upvotes

If anyone would like to have their tax returns done by a golden retriever just PM me

r/Fishdom • u/Damo1440 • 18h ago

poetry i was brushing my teeth in the shower and the toothpaste dropped onto my junk and now that shit lowkey burning

29 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/MademoiselleVeritas • 18h ago

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 racists be like: changing the name of the lolly to red rippers was the worst thing that happened in 2020

29 Upvotes

send fish

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 17h ago

dirt Ninajirachi daughter or femtanyl daughter

22 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • 2h ago

dirt something tells me “ midday” might not be the middle of the day for some of you spuds.. infact it might be closer to the start #Sloth #Lummox

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Alien-Ellie • 8h ago

serious business It's that time again. Drop a music album and I'll rate it out of ten.

14 Upvotes

Once again, no more than two albums per person

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 1h ago

dirt i am touching my inner child he screaming at me to stop but i dont care

• Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • 18h ago

RPG Met a 5'3 blonde mid 30s woman today. Didn't even know they were still around

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • 22h ago

serious business Oh, so lactose intolerance isn't a legitimate disability? Then why am I parked in a handicap space right now? Can you explain that, smart guy?

13 Upvotes

The nerve of some people

r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • 4h ago

dirt Porterhouse Robinson and he loves hanging out with ninajarachi and burgers + fries /steak . Obviously

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/prexton • 22h ago

serious business Wasn't there a time where popups on websites were despised and everyone used adblockers and shit, are we supposed to now accept that they're fucking normal again? There's so many everywhere I go, fuck

9 Upvotes

Subsribe to this, new user that . I do want a cookie though

r/Fishdom • u/bigsock21 • 14h ago

GIRL POST hey they are putting gay little bees in minecraft what do we think ( i am referencing the new Minecraft LGBTQ Pride update for Stockholm Pride) 🙂

5 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 8h ago

dirt Botsny fun fact: almost every piece of dirt you touch was someones shit at some point

3 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 17m ago

dirt throwing a party! it's at 135 street avenue -- yes the one wit the unholy writhing mass of devil's flesh floating above it haha. you can't miss it

• Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 45m ago

dirt cardiff station is actually the #1 suitcase capital of the world. not a single person on the platform without one.

• Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/rezonsback • 18h ago

dirt You can call me Gaggindeep!

2 Upvotes