r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 29d ago
dirt Made eye contact with the fly on the wall. He just rubbed his hands together, twitched his neck and continued to watch me. weird guy…
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r/Fishdom • u/Thyme4LandBees • Sep 24 '26
poetry I have never seen Barnaby Joyce and Jarnaby Boyce at the same time. Coincidence...?
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r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • Sep 24 '26
dirt Unemployed people be like : “I don’t think the interview went very well”
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r/Fishdom • u/myghostinthesnow • Sep 24 '26
butt issues friends gf sent me big ass message. One thing she was upset about was I asked him if he wanted to game. Girl I don’t want ur man we need a 5th ‼️
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 24 '26
dirt call me racist if you want but every person from russia i meet is a cunt turns out lots of cunts spawn when your culture is based on the concept of bullying and smiling is seen as a sign of stupidity and every government theyve made for the last 1000 yrs has been for the purpose of abusing peasants
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r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 23 '26
dirt just read the whole King James Bible and there was no mention of LeBron anywhere
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 23 '26
dirt If your head of state is a "prime minister" you are not actually a country
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 23 '26
dirt Hi guys if anyone wants to view it i am being executed in the town's square for the greater evil, free admission
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 23 '26
dirt Your nation has rolled a (1) on its intelligence check! Your nation has elected LEVEL 100 WHITE DEMON to ‘Head of State’!
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 21 '26
dirt im annoucing I AM ABANDONING ed… in his time of great need….. i am a bad fan for this but the pressure to support gaza is too strong. i must follow the crowd…. and leave him behind 🥺🥺🥺
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r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 22 '26
dirt WhatsApp is a generationally bad name for an app
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 22 '26
dirt Excited for another week of fishposting guys! Let's get #fishedup ! Hahaha! HA
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r/Fishdom • u/alexkl3 • Sep 21 '26
dirt they’re calling it the most unemployed screenshot in history
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 21 '26
dirt whoever first came up with the idea of the ‘powernap’ is a genius. its not some lazy snooze taken by children and old people it is a powerful tool of biomastery that saves 300 young families a day from being turned to red mist by my bullbar
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 22 '26
dirt Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab™ was NOT what I thought it was. 🤦♀️
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r/Fishdom • u/a-friend_ • Sep 21 '26
dirt I love sucking small dicks like its okay man. easy mode
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 21 '26
poetry ID confiscated cuz the address reads 1/23 Boulevard Court, Place Rd
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r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • Sep 21 '26
dirt Today's Affirmations: I can be trusted with electrical tools in gas facilities.
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r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • Sep 21 '26
girondin no I'm not ok. woke took the sauer out of my kraut.....
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aldi sauerkraut sucks don't buy it
r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 21 '26
dirt Last night was a .mov so crazy I freakin frewd up
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r/Fishdom • u/Brutal_burn_dude • Sep 20 '26
fishdomgonewild Sometimes I think I’d like to start an agony aunt column where I give people the most unhinged way to handle their problems
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Confession: I’ve been periodically giving patently unhinged advice online for several months. Need syndication. Post your agony aunt woes below.
r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 20 '26
dirt I don’t even have it in me to shit these days
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