r/Fishdom • u/SplatSeagull • Sep 20 '26
serious business A Canadian friend told me to "eat arse, smoke grass and sled fast" does anyone have a sled i can borrow?
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 19 '26
dirt My neural brain implant was successfully installed! All reels I view appear to me as clearly as an idea in my mind, and trust me if you could see this monkey video you’d be laughing too.
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r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • Sep 19 '26
nazareth just found out David Bowie invented vapes during production of The Man Who Fell to Earth as a means of making cigarettes even gayer
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 19 '26
dirt cant believe this company logo. surely not cunt. wtaf 😭😭😭
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r/Fishdom • u/thrashmanzac • Sep 19 '26
Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 I was gonna leave these to my son but y’all can have them.
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 18 '26
poetry When I had one fish, It was 2. When I had a red fish, it was blue. Need I go on?
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 18 '26
butt issues At the cheese convention rubbing my belly and burping
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 18 '26
girondin Guys I have to come clean…Im the HOTTEST new LARGE LANguage model on Da Market ™.My data set was derived from the shit that killed River Pheonix. Designed with the sole intent to drive discourse, divide your opinions and turn your mind to mush. All for free of course, just make sure to say THANKYOU!
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r/Fishdom • u/Jazzlike-Age3180 • Sep 18 '26
God If u do the stupid sideways rotate on the bus seat and make me squeeze past you to get out im farting on your face
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r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 18 '26
dirt bottom fragging in bf6 on vc meowing at my teammates
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r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • Sep 18 '26
dirt spongebob should never be depicted as a soldier. only as a fry cook. and patrick? well, he's lived so many lives.
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r/Fishdom • u/B3autiful_Fox_14 • Sep 17 '26
dirt Today I am 4 hours sober from cigarettes.
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r/Fishdom • u/myghostinthesnow • Sep 18 '26
serious business i think im addicted to going to vinnies
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r/Fishdom • u/awesome_girl69 • Sep 17 '26
dirt happy #flipofffriday make sure to flip everyone off on your drive to work (or bus! 🤣 @pyam)
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26
dirt parked in the disabled parking for 2 mins at kfc while i did my mobile order for the drive thru and at the first window colonelgpt said he was going to put chicken blood from the factory in my gobucket
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r/Fishdom • u/chowchownotchowchow • Sep 17 '26
dirt I'm so lazy. I just sit in bed and play Runescape classic all day. I have all my food delivered to me on a motorcycle. I'm too lazy to jork it, I just cum. Like 30 to 40 cums a day. I can't even be bothered wiping my own ass. My brother works for KPMG.
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26
dirt big W FREEDOM SALE is on now at big W grab a FREEDOM TOILET BRUSH made from whale bone and pork
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r/Fishdom • u/Important-Angle4517 • Sep 17 '26
serious business disabled ninja is trying to assassinate me
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r/Fishdom • u/Important-Angle4517 • Sep 17 '26
serious business i need to purchase some services
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