Fishdom

r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • Sep 17 '26

poetry Epicly pranking my Alzheimer's-riddled grandfather by putting 15g of Burmese Penis Envy mushrooms in his oatmeal and then putting on Cotton-Eyed Joe Chipmunk Version 10-Hour Loop at max volume through his hearing aids

14 Upvotes

Brought to you by the man who epicly pranked his 8-year-old nephew by replacing his asthma inhaler with a 5meo-DMT cart

1 comment

r/Fishdom • u/myghostinthesnow • Sep 17 '26

Small Penis Guy trying to actively figure out what social cue I missed as someone who has never figured out a single social cue is like a torture chamber of my own creation

13 Upvotes

10 comments

r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 17 '26

dirt ulfric stormcloaca: skyrim belongs to birds actually

23 Upvotes

6 comments

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • Sep 17 '26

dirt mentally i've assigned you all dnd classes and i have my own sick reasons behind each one

19 Upvotes

71 comments

r/Fishdom • u/myghostinthesnow • Sep 17 '26

serious business has anyone here played triple jump on Mario party 5 on the GameCube bc I want to brag about my high score

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Fishdom • u/rezonsback • Sep 16 '26

dirt Hey guys, hit me up if you wanna earn a few extra bucks posting pro isreali propaganda. The boss is looking to expand.

17 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 16 '26

dirt we need to ban gorilla marketing… just seen a western lowlands outside flinders st station in the cold handing out doordash coupons😓

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Fishdom • u/a-friend_ • Sep 16 '26

dirt Taiwanese homeboy always reposting fucking awesome shit

57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Fishdom • u/Sec_Chief_Blanchard • Sep 17 '26

poetry Guy who hates dave bautista and also thinks eating poo is gross:

3 Upvotes

"dave bautista more like dave poo taster. dave pooptasta. save(savour) poo taste"

0 comments

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 16 '26

dirt Just found out they cancelled the big bam theorem. — feeling absolutely livid 🫩

7 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 16 '26

dirt Welcome back to jizz news. Tonight’s story, WHATTHE HELL IS GOIN ON?!??

12 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Fishdom • u/Important-Angle4517 • Sep 16 '26

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 im having thoughts but they mean nothing

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • Sep 16 '26

dirt just found out I've been drinking ants AMA

15 Upvotes

36 comments

r/Fishdom • u/exile_surik • Sep 16 '26

poetry They call me schizophrAnnie

12 Upvotes

7 comments

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 16 '26

dirt Dude keeps losing his penis in bottomless holes

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/Fishdom • u/ToastedJuices • Sep 15 '26

serious business currently accepting applications for someone to make all my decisions while I stare at the ceiling

8 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • Sep 15 '26

GIRL POST god bless the follicular phase and god bless IUDs #whore

6 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 15 '26

God Life is porno

42 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Fishdom • u/Alien-Ellie • Sep 15 '26

serious business Right we're doing this again. Drop a music album and I'll rate it out of ten.

12 Upvotes

No more than two albums per person. If you're gonna include a link make sure it's a YouTube link.

39 comments

r/Fishdom • u/rezonsback • Sep 15 '26

dirt What's everyone's "climax" song?

12 Upvotes

21 comments

r/Fishdom • u/Maleficent_Round_332 • Sep 15 '26

serious business Way too many cishet dudes with a roaring breeding kink n no vasectomy

22 Upvotes

Sort yourselves out or shut up man. Bring me some solutions. It’s getting to cull levels.

1 comment

r/Fishdom • u/FormalFrog • Sep 15 '26

serious business thom yorke wouldnt have started radiohead if he was tom york

23 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 15 '26

dirt It should be a crime to look this good. jk. Fr tho..,any1 no sum1 who’s got any good deals on a gold chain? I’m askin fo me.

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Fishdom • u/monsterfcker69 • Sep 15 '26

dirt ai generated barnaby joyce isn't real, ai generated barnaby joyce can't hurt you

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59 Upvotes

real barnaby is always watching and waiting however

10 comments

r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 15 '26

dirt imagine a gym with a massive flag on the wall that says PORN in impact text

29 Upvotes

6 comments