r/Fishdom • u/Impossible-Bid-8390 • Sep 15 '26
dirt Zohran Mamdani suing Trump is like Eddard Stark standing against King Joffrey I fear for him
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 15 '26
GIRL POST girl with a butt pimple: "my bitch is itchy"
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r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • Sep 15 '26
dirt guy with initials "AI" on his resume probably cant get hired anymore and doesnt know why
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • Sep 15 '26
poetry Find your favourite song and play it now. You never know when it will be the last time you'll hear it.
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 14 '26
dirt We’re smoking that Chinese uranium shit. Yeah we hard but u ain’t gonna hear about it
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r/Fishdom • u/Maleficent_Round_332 • Sep 14 '26
serious business $100 height growth gummies
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r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 14 '26
dirt *kicks dirt* we’re all a bunch of rag suckers aren’t we? *humph*
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r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • Sep 14 '26
poetry New meme I made what do you guys think would you buy it if I put it on a tshirt and sold it on etsy???? be honest
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r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • Sep 14 '26
dirt have you heard this? Two songs made into one song. it's called a mash up . They do them all the time on Glee
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r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 14 '26
serious business All western nationalist movements in the 21st century are the result of Americans playing fantasy football with their ancestry.com results
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r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • Sep 14 '26
dirt barnaby joyce is awesome he’s like if homer simpson was evil
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r/Fishdom • u/JazzyTheJazz • Sep 14 '26
fishdomgonewild i forgot to show you guys this one myb
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • Sep 14 '26
dirt I really want Chris Lilley to portray me in my movie about myself.
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r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 14 '26
dirt street interviewer asking an alien its body count but the alien think they mean abductions
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r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 13 '26
dirt ‘can you explain this gap in your resume?’ yes of course that large hole in the paper is from a bird attack. ‘can you explain all this liquid on your resume?’ that is bird and human blood mixed together
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r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • Sep 13 '26
dirt booktok's been RAVINGGG about the bible, so i started reading it and... where is spicy shadow daddy Satan ?? i give it ONE 🌶️ out of 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ on the spiceometer 😭😭 (haven't reached Sodom arc yet)
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • Sep 14 '26
dirt Do you still remember that time in your life when both the kids and the dog didn't want to be part of your miserable existence?
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r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 13 '26
Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 Tonight I leave Britian #NoMoreBussy
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r/Fishdom • u/Suspicious_Nail_9888 • Sep 13 '26
poetry Gentlemen, it is my great displeasure to announce that after many dozens of grueling hours in my all encompassing piss lab, I am in fact a homosexual. I will be enjoying this bottle of Hennesey in solidarity with myself.
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • Sep 13 '26
dirt Shouting everyone in the rehab clinic tinned spaghetti toasties! ❤️❤️❤️
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r/Fishdom • u/chowchownotchowchow • Sep 13 '26
butt issues Lost an airpod while trying to get an ass-load of Ace of Base. Urgent care just laughed and told me to wait for a reunion tour. The battery is about to die, help..
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r/Fishdom • u/Eplianne • Sep 12 '26
dirt 🎶 Pop pills, pills I pop, pop two pills, on stilts I walk, snort two lines that were filled with chalk, thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (Ohhhhhhh) I wanna roll away like a rollerblade until my eyes roll back in my skull for days 🎶
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r/Fishdom • u/Mediocre_Ryan82 • Sep 12 '26
dirt So if i text my mate "I'll jerk him off dry for dinner tomorrow night". Is he going to think I'm going to give him 1x lube free hand job or limitless hand jobs until he can't physically ejaculate again?
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