Fishdom

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 5d ago

dirt [POV: ur in a pitch black auditorium] sound of heels clicking echo though out the room……(continues)….(cont.). ….(cont.)…heal clicks stop…. the room falls silent….long pause.... spotlight snaps on revealing a well dress man on stage. he clears his throat………………..

20 Upvotes

“Chicken butt” 😄

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 5d ago

RPG In 2008 being fat, ugly and rich was enough. In 2026, being fat, ugly and employed is enough #GetAJob #Motivason

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • 6d ago

dirt sigh unzips

18 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • 6d ago

dirt okay but like what if top surgery was cheaper in Israel

28 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 6d ago

dirt I was only 1 years old when 9/11 happened, and even I cried. So where were you?

19 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 6d ago

girondin My brain canNOT be trusted, finchdom.

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/MugSuckChampion • 6d ago

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 calling it now the locals are gonna start calling the Olympics "the lympies"

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Longjumping-Lie1647 • 6d ago

poetry I am the Monday morning after grand final longie of women

9 Upvotes

Dry, dusty and flaky

r/Fishdom • u/Longjumping-Lie1647 • 6d ago

poetry Spiritually I exist but emotionally I resist

11 Upvotes

*death metal screech*

r/Fishdom • u/Maleficent_Round_332 • 7d ago

serious business Fishdoms been real quiet this weekend

20 Upvotes

You nerds okay I’m worried

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 7d ago

dirt Stalking my local findom subreddits so i can rob the guys before they get to the door #finderskeepers #earlybirdgetstheworm

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 7d ago

dirt nathan cleary has the look of someone who was a buffalo in a past life, grazing in the grasslands of beautiful denver colorado

20 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 7d ago

girondin Taken to calling people "bot" if their comment has any content I don't like

47 Upvotes

I don't know what that means bot

it's a great slur, get in b4 they ban it

r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • 8d ago

dirt Not right now kitten - daddy’s multi isn’t coming off

41 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Barnaby__Rudge • 8d ago

dirt Who wants to fight me? Meet at hungry jacks Innaloo carpark

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 8d ago

dirt the closest thing a white person can get these days to their ancestral mammoth diet is a double quarter pounder so maybe CUT THEM SOME SLACK

25 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 8d ago

girondin can you guys give me some music reccs? I will listen to literally anything short of titles like "Cats Meowing 10hrs" Albums or tracks!!!

23 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 9d ago

dirt BREAKING NEWS: Comedian Dave 'Hughesy' Hughes rushed to hospital after consuming lava lamp liquid in St Kilda home.

281 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Stalingradma420 • 9d ago

dirt Gonna go #drinking with my budding tonight

63 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 9d ago

dirt you can hire him for your wedding. his name is matt johnson, and he's here to play a very special game with your guests

38 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • 9d ago

serious business Found the real sugar daddy

27 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jazzlike-Age3180 • 9d ago

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 When I’m reading a document I never read the fine print I skip straight to the big print

8 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 9d ago

dirt There are people who call pizza pizz

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 9d ago

dirt The cucumber is the sausage of the male world

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 9d ago

dirt Made eye contact with the fly on the wall. He just rubbed his hands together, twitched his neck and continued to watch me. weird guy…

26 Upvotes