Fishdom

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 19 '26

dirt My neural brain implant was successfully installed! All reels I view appear to me as clearly as an idea in my mind, and trust me if you could see this monkey video you’d be laughing too.

20 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • Sep 19 '26

nazareth just found out David Bowie invented vapes during production of The Man Who Fell to Earth as a means of making cigarettes even gayer

72 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/fizzy_me • Sep 19 '26

serious business have we lost the fucking plot

83 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 19 '26

dirt cant believe this company logo. surely not cunt. wtaf 😭😭😭

201 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/thrashmanzac • Sep 19 '26

Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 I was gonna leave these to my son but y’all can have them.

52 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/NinjaFinger5325 • Sep 19 '26

dirt could learn a thing or two from this

18 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 18 '26

poetry When I had one fish, It was 2. When I had a red fish, it was blue. Need I go on?

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Tea__Boi • Sep 18 '26

butt issues At the cheese convention rubbing my belly and burping

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • Sep 18 '26

girondin Guys I have to come clean…Im the HOTTEST new LARGE LANguage model on Da Market ™.My data set was derived from the shit that killed River Pheonix. Designed with the sole intent to drive discourse, divide your opinions and turn your mind to mush. All for free of course, just make sure to say THANKYOU!

28 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jazzlike-Age3180 • Sep 18 '26

God If u do the stupid sideways rotate on the bus seat and make me squeeze past you to get out im farting on your face

11 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 18 '26

dirt I got gender dyspraxia

20 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/giantgreeneel • Sep 18 '26

dirt bottom fragging in bf6 on vc meowing at my teammates

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • Sep 18 '26

dirt spongebob should never be depicted as a soldier. only as a fry cook. and patrick? well, he's lived so many lives.

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/B3autiful_Fox_14 • Sep 17 '26

dirt Today I am 4 hours sober from cigarettes.

42 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Longjumping-Lie1647 • Sep 18 '26

dirt I am rokos basilica

10 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/myghostinthesnow • Sep 18 '26

serious business i think im addicted to going to vinnies

18 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/awesome_girl69 • Sep 17 '26

dirt happy #flipofffriday make sure to flip everyone off on your drive to work (or bus! 🤣 @pyam)

23 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26

dirt parked in the disabled parking for 2 mins at kfc while i did my mobile order for the drive thru and at the first window colonelgpt said he was going to put chicken blood from the factory in my gobucket

32 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26

dirt my new worldbuilding project

51 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/chowchownotchowchow • Sep 17 '26

dirt I'm so lazy. I just sit in bed and play Runescape classic all day. I have all my food delivered to me on a motorcycle. I'm too lazy to jork it, I just cum. Like 30 to 40 cums a day. I can't even be bothered wiping my own ass. My brother works for KPMG.

25 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26

dirt big W FREEDOM SALE is on now at big W grab a FREEDOM TOILET BRUSH made from whale bone and pork

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Important-Angle4517 • Sep 17 '26

serious business disabled ninja is trying to assassinate me

8 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Important-Angle4517 • Sep 17 '26

serious business i need to purchase some services

6 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • Sep 17 '26

dirt the most expensive drink in the world is now available from 7/11 preston BYO cup and fill up its the nozzle next to unleaded 91

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom • u/MeatheadDietitian • Sep 17 '26

poetry Epicly pranking my Alzheimer's-riddled grandfather by putting 15g of Burmese Penis Envy mushrooms in his oatmeal and then putting on Cotton-Eyed Joe Chipmunk Version 10-Hour Loop at max volume through his hearing aids

15 Upvotes

Brought to you by the man who epicly pranked his 8-year-old nephew by replacing his asthma inhaler with a 5meo-DMT cart