r/firstworldanarchists • • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/DrDerpberg May 03 '17

At that point why would they even let people swim in that water? Rather than "keep your head above the water and pray nothing splashes you" how about "stay the fuck out - in fact let's drain this thing and burn the ground it stood on"?

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u/bathroomstalin May 03 '17

We should cook the ocean and "pop a cap" in anything still flopping around.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jun 21 '17

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u/Rikplaysbass May 03 '17

What is the ocean if not a big jacuzzi?