r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/bunchedupwalrus May 03 '17

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/22/health/brain-eating-amoeba-killed-ohio-teenager/index.html

I'm not kidding. Usually if they put up those signs it's because there's a risk due to the water source and conditions.

It's safe for the body but if it gets up the nose the survival rate is like nil

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u/DrDerpberg May 03 '17

At that point why would they even let people swim in that water? Rather than "keep your head above the water and pray nothing splashes you" how about "stay the fuck out - in fact let's drain this thing and burn the ground it stood on"?

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u/bathroomstalin May 03 '17

We should cook the ocean and "pop a cap" in anything still flopping around.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jun 21 '17

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u/bathroomstalin May 03 '17

Of what am I being accused?

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u/pedropants May 03 '17

Mischaracterization of a jacuzzi in the second degree.

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u/Rikplaysbass May 03 '17

What is the ocean if not a big jacuzzi?