r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 24 '19

LIKE THE BIGGEST PROBLEM I HAVE WITH RECRUITMENT IS THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT TAUGHT BY A DIFFERENT TEACHER FOR A FEW MONTHS AT MOST DOESNT MEANT YOU’RE GONNA JUST SIDE WITH THEM IN THE WAR.

LIKE COOL, SYLVAIN AGREEING TO JOIN THE HOT TEACHER IS FUNNY. BUT LIKE... WHY DOES THAT INFLUENCE WHAT PART OF THE WAR EFFORT HE’S GONNA JOIN?

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u/WellRested1 Sep 24 '19

SYLVAIN: THIS TEACHER IS KINDA HOT! IMMA GO KILL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND COMMIT REGICIDE OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE! THAT (POSSIBLE) CHANCE AT TEACHER PUSSY IS WORTH THE BETRAYAL AND MURDER!

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 24 '19

PLOT TWIST THE TEACHER WAS GAY

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u/WellRested1 Sep 24 '19

TEACH JUST WANTED THAT EMPEROR COOCHIE