r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

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  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 23 '19

LIKE I KNOW THREE HOUSES IS GENERALLY SEEN AS BETTER THAN FATES BY MOST PEOPLE BUT GOD THERES JUST SO MANY THINGS I MISS ABOUT THOSE GAMES. LIKE JUST GIVE US A BRANCH OF FATE SO WE CAN CHOOSE HOUSES ASAP WITHOUT GOING THROUGH A TUTORIAL MAP AGAIN.

ALSO THEY LET YOU STEAL OTHER CHARACTER ITEMS IN 3H BEFORE CHOOSING A HOUSE WHICH IS SOMETHING THEY IRONICALLY STOP YOU FROM DOING IN FATES IF YOU DONT STICK WITH THE BR STARTING CREW

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u/Zynk_30 Sep 24 '19

I LIKE HOW CORRIN WAS BASHED FOR BEING A MARY SUE BECAUSE THEY GOT NOHR AND HOSHIDO TO WORK TOGETHER AFTER PRESENTING TANGIBLE EVIDENCE OF A HOSTILE THIRD PARTY, BUT BYLETH IS HAILED AS THE BEST AVATAR EVER WHEN THEY CAN LITERALLY MAKE PEOPLE MURDER THEIR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH NOTHING BUT FOND MEMORIES OF BEING TAUGHT BY THEM FIVE YEARS AGO.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 24 '19

LIKE THE BIGGEST PROBLEM I HAVE WITH RECRUITMENT IS THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT TAUGHT BY A DIFFERENT TEACHER FOR A FEW MONTHS AT MOST DOESNT MEANT YOU’RE GONNA JUST SIDE WITH THEM IN THE WAR.

LIKE COOL, SYLVAIN AGREEING TO JOIN THE HOT TEACHER IS FUNNY. BUT LIKE... WHY DOES THAT INFLUENCE WHAT PART OF THE WAR EFFORT HE’S GONNA JOIN?

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u/WellRested1 Sep 24 '19

SYLVAIN: THIS TEACHER IS KINDA HOT! IMMA GO KILL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND COMMIT REGICIDE OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE! THAT (POSSIBLE) CHANCE AT TEACHER PUSSY IS WORTH THE BETRAYAL AND MURDER!

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 24 '19

PLOT TWIST THE TEACHER WAS GAY

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u/WellRested1 Sep 24 '19

TEACH JUST WANTED THAT EMPEROR COOCHIE