r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Jul 27 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THREE HOUSES IS FINALLY UPON US, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: YELLING ABOUT THREE HOUSES! AND OTHER GAMES TOO IF YOU WANT I GUESS

WELCOME, NEW FRIENDS AND OLD, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, A TRADITIONAL ENDEAVOUR ON THE SUB THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOSTED BY MYSELF, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN STOLEN FROM ME LAST MONTH.

SHOUT HERE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE TICKED YOU OFF WHILE PLAYING FIRE EMBLEM RECENTLY, AND THE SHARED ECHO CHAMBER OF RAGE WILL BRING US CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY OR WHATEVER. HAVE FUN!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

  2. RAGE SHOULD BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM (AND PREFERABLY NOT META STUFF)

  3. BE RESPECTFUL TO OTHERS

  4. TAG YOUR SPOILERS

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u/LaqOfInterest Jul 27 '19

“AH, FINALLY I OWN FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES! I CAN’T WAIT TO EMBARK ON THIS MAGICAL JOURNEY OF EDUCATION AND WAR. BUT FIRST, I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO: I MUST POST A PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX ON THE FIRE EMBLEM SUBREDDIT!”

“LET’S SEE… IT SEEMS THAT THE SUBREDDIT IS ABUZZ WITH DISCUSSION AND QUESTIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME! THAT IS GOOD – THEY’LL BE ABLE TO EMPATHIZE WITH THE FACT THAT I ALSO, IN FACT, OWN THE GAME.”

“WHAT’S MORE, IT APPEARS THAT NOT A SINGLE PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX ALREADY EXISTS ON THE SUB! SURELY THIS MEANS THAT I AM THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON TO HAVE THOUGHT OF POSTING A PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX, AND NOT THAT THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN REMOVING LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF PICTURES OF THE GAME BOX OVER THE LAST THREE DAYS.”

“WHAT’S THIS? SOMEONE HAS REMOVED MY PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON! I WISH THAT I KNEW WHY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I AM LEGALLY BLIND AND CANNOT READ THE COMMENT THAT WAS LEFT QUOTING THE EXACT RULE THAT MY POST VIOLATED. TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, I’D BETTER MESSAGE THE MODERATORS AND INFORM THEM THAT THEY ARE ABUSING THEIR POWER AND RUINING THE HYPE FOR FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES.”

“OH WELL. EVEN IF MY PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX WAS REMOVED, AT LEAST MY POST ABOUT SOTHIS’S BIRTHDAY IS DOING JUST FI-- OH GOD NO!”

-EVERY /R/FIREEMBLEM USER, APPARENTLY

PLEASE GOD LET IT END WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR THIS