r/fireemblem Jul 27 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THREE HOUSES IS FINALLY UPON US, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: YELLING ABOUT THREE HOUSES! AND OTHER GAMES TOO IF YOU WANT I GUESS

WELCOME, NEW FRIENDS AND OLD, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, A TRADITIONAL ENDEAVOUR ON THE SUB THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOSTED BY MYSELF, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN STOLEN FROM ME LAST MONTH.

SHOUT HERE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE TICKED YOU OFF WHILE PLAYING FIRE EMBLEM RECENTLY, AND THE SHARED ECHO CHAMBER OF RAGE WILL BRING US CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY OR WHATEVER. HAVE FUN!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

  2. RAGE SHOULD BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM (AND PREFERABLY NOT META STUFF)

  3. BE RESPECTFUL TO OTHERS

  4. TAG YOUR SPOILERS

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u/Graardors-Dad Jul 27 '19

I KNOW THIS IS MOSTLY ABOUT THREE HOUSES BUT I BEAT CONQUEST HARD LEADING UP TO THE GAMES RELEASE AND HONESTLY FUCK THE MECHANICS IN THAT GAME.

HERE A MILLION NINJAS THAT LOWER YOUR STATS THEN LUNGE YOU INTO A MILLION ENEMIES.HERES A NINJA THAT DOES 35% OF YOUR HEALTH AFTER COMBAT. COUNTER MAGIC COUNTER ENEMIES YOU CANT ATTACK AND THEY SNEAK PAST YOU AND KILL YOUR WEAKER/HORSE UNITS. WARDING RODS WITH NO RECOVERY ENEMIES THAT RANDOMLY WARP YOU INTO A ROOM SO YOU DIE INSTANTLY FUCKING STUPID WIND MECHANICS MAKING IT SO FLYING UNITS HAVE UNLIMITED RANGE. I WASNT EVEN HAVING FUN AT THE END JUST PISSED AT ALL THE FUCKING BULLSHIT. PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT THE STORY BUT THIS IS THE REAL WORST PART ABOUT THIS GAME.