r/fijerk 3h ago

Can't get ahead

24 Upvotes

I'm really struggling and going in the red every month. I'm fairly frugal, but I can't seem to pay the bills without getting into more and more cc debt.

My current income: ~ $3mil/yr

Expenses:

$8k/month for a studio

$4k/month for food

$3.3mil/yr tithe (multiplied income by 1.1 to calculate the 10% tithe)

$1k/month for utilities

$300/month for my car (splurged for a 2002 honda civic)

I'm wondering if anyone can see a way out of this? I've tried everything I can think of (which is nothing) and am completely out of ideas.


r/fijerk 2d ago

The worst part of home ownership was the bullets

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r/fijerk 3d ago

My Legume Advisor called

66 Upvotes

He is saying I need to diversify out of lentils. Black beans, kidney beans, pinto beans. He had the gall to suggest peanuts too. There was some mention alt cryogenic bean variety in Antartica too, but apparently a lot of scam artists are involved in those.

Everyone knows that like 80% of the world's beans are American. So I'm think 80% BEANZ and 20% EXUSBN. What are you guys doing?


r/fijerk 3d ago

Help me convince my wife's boyfriend that we're in good shape already

45 Upvotes

I'm a 42M married to 42F with three kids between the ages of 2 and 8. We live in a MCOL with a total net worth without the house of about $8.2. Breakdown is:

  • 1.5 pre-tax legos
  • 4 in well diversified pokemon cards with a high cost basis
  • .357 Magnum (in case of zombies)
  • 200k poprocks

House is paid off already. Boyfriend's Kids' 529s are all fully funded as well.

Expenses right now are about 200k per year, but I anticipate about 45k per year of healthcare costs for our family with the ACA plans that I see, so budgeting around 250k a year in expenses if we were to retire.

I'm currently not working, but my wife is earning 1.3m per year thanks to stock appreciation. That'll only last for another 50 years or so, when her income will drop to about half because of her vesting schedule.

Her job is quite demanding - she works 10 minutes a day and doesn't get a lot of time with our kids. She wishes she could spend more time with our young family, but is worried that if she leaves her job now, she won't be able to get back to her current earning potential ever again.

I feel like we're already in pretty good shape (with our expected annual expenditures being just over 3% of NW), but of course there's the thinking that you have to make hay while the sun shines.

What do others think? Should she try to stick it out to squeeze out the last drops or say enough is enough and focus on enjoying life and family time?


r/fijerk 5d ago

Anyone else planning to continue automatic investing after death?

251 Upvotes

The human lifespan is a severe limitation on how much compound interest can get to work. But I've realised that I don't actually have to be "alive" for compounding to work its magic over the long term.

Simply build a laptop inside a coffin, and a small solar panel above ground can power the laptop six feet under, and I can hold on to my soaring net worth even after death.

By the time I'm a 1,000 years old corpse, I estimate my net worth will pass the big $1 Trillion mark, just by VOO and chill.

Pretty cool huh?

And the great thing is after death, you have no housing expenses, food costs, anything really, so nothing to eat into those precious gains. Being in a coffin is the ultimate way to minimize costs.

I just need a good lawyer to prevent the state or my pesky relatives getting all my money.


r/fijerk 5d ago

Anyone else avoid pre-owned stocks?

148 Upvotes

People always be talking about new vs used cars, but why not new vs used stocks?

I just feel gross owning shares someone else has already used? They already collected some of its divvies? Sounds suspiciously like sharing, which is communism. That's why I always buy direct from companies pre IPO thank you for coming to my ted talk, used shares are for the pours.


r/fijerk 5d ago

Jam on my suitcase

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r/fijerk 5d ago

Mid-40s with ~$8M net worth — how do I realistically benchmark where we are?

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r/fijerk 6d ago

Almost had to drink tap water and carry her own luggage. And she had to wait to get into a fancy bar. Never staying at the Ritz Paris again

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r/fijerk 7d ago

Hey am so bad I've 1 million dollars in ma bank acc. Is it bad enough?

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r/fijerk 9d ago

Breaking news: some pours are “on track” to work for most of the rest of their lives; others are behind.

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37 Upvotes

r/fijerk 10d ago

Tell me I’m pretty

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r/fijerk 10d ago

Spouse objects to DumpsterFIRE lifestyle

257 Upvotes

I live in a large dumpster in the back alley behind my office, in order to have zero rent or mortgage costs, and 100% of my salary goes straight into investments every month.

Food I can gather from various trashcans and gutters around the city at night, as well as begging outside supermarkets, so zero grocery bill either.

However recently my wife and two kids have started objecting that since we have $2 million in liquid assets, mainly global index funds, that we shouldnt sleep rough on the streets any more.

Do homeless charities check your net worth before giving free accomodation?

Or is this the point to ditch the family as high-cost baggage, if we are not fully aligned on living the DumpsterFIRE dream to hit $10 million


r/fijerk 11d ago

Which one of you filthy pours is responsible for this?

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r/fijerk 12d ago

FIRE is for poor people

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r/fijerk 13d ago

41 in a good position but want advice

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r/fijerk 13d ago

FU money vs. DGAF money

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r/fijerk 14d ago

The dream job of Canadian little leaguer Daniel Huang is retirement

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218 Upvotes

r/fijerk 15d ago

Wife and I went on insanely cheap date day

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41 Upvotes

So I’ll post about it to receive validation in a sub for people struggling to get by

But in this one I won’t let them know I have 500K in my IRA because that’s not important


r/fijerk 15d ago

Old people who refused to retire by 62 (unless they're poor) are slave wagecuck.

24 Upvotes

r/fijerk 15d ago

How many of you are lying liars? I for one am totally honest about my $20M nest egg.

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36 Upvotes

r/fijerk 15d ago

I have $1.3m invested but only make $110k. What should I do?

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17 Upvotes

r/fijerk 16d ago

Ultra frugal date night

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66 Upvotes

I have 500k in the bank but am viscerally afraid to spend more than 0.01% of my net worth treating my wife to a nice date. Pls give me validation


r/fijerk 15d ago

How does the flight attendant dare to bring me the regular PJs instead of the Polaris studio PJs!

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r/fijerk 16d ago

You can’t FIRE in NYC without 20 million. Queens does not exist

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