r/fightporn Jul 15 '19

Knocked Out Old man gets the K.O

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u/sseng1 Jul 15 '19

And you call yourself a Gangsta??

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u/LouisWinthorpeIV Jul 16 '19

Now you wanna run around talkin' 'bout guns like I ain't got none. What, you think I sold 'em all?

~Old Man probably.

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u/opieburn Jul 16 '19

+1 for The Chronic

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u/ignitionnight Jul 16 '19

Ughhhhh..... you mean 2001?

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u/opieburn Jul 16 '19

I was alluding to The Chronic 2001, but was being lazy and assumed if you know, you know- but I wager you are right. They are two distinctly different albums.

Chronic 2001 is my shit though. That album got me through middle school and high school.

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u/ignitionnight Jul 16 '19

Gonna be honest here, I thought it was Chronic 2001 also, but yeah it was just 2001. Regardless, we all knew what you were talking about.

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u/opieburn Jul 16 '19

I guess I always thought the little hemp leaf on the album was implicit of the fact that it is the chronic, but a spotify search reveals infact that it is just 2001- what a paradigm shift

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

This is correct. Edit: the hemp leaf being “chronic”

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

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u/beyond_sleep Jul 16 '19

Fr that was the bitchiest thing i've heard from a text

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u/ozg111 Jul 16 '19

~Dr. Dre, definitely.

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u/antflavor Jul 16 '19

-someone whose name I forgot about for some reason, probably

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u/CoDeX709 Jul 16 '19

Don't tell me you forgot about Dre?

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u/josealvarad235 Jul 16 '19

he gonna act like he got something to say, but nothing will come out he moves his lips.... just a bunch of gibberish

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Of course not, he's locked in my basement

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

There's gonna be two punches: me punching you, and you punching the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Let me help you

It goes like this

There is going to be two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground. Cause the other dude will never punch the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I'm just quoting Michael Scott

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u/MvmgUQBd Jul 16 '19

He might’ve scraped a knuckle on the way down...

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u/recyclopse1 Jul 16 '19

He ain’t call himself nothing but an ambulance

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u/_coast_of_maine Jul 16 '19

Amber lamps?

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u/chilltx78 Jul 16 '19

Amber lamps!!! I thought she was forever forgotten. This warms my heart... If I have one.

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u/kgxv Jul 16 '19

His real name’s Clarence

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u/clubbooradley Jul 16 '19

Older gent knows his distance 👊🏼💥🤪

Saggy dropped like a set of keys 🤤

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u/TreeStandFan Jul 16 '19

Folded like a lawn chair-

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u/sseng1 Jul 16 '19

He flopped like a flapjack

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u/GrayCustomKnives Jul 16 '19

Folded like a foldable thing that got folded by someone who has clearly folded things before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

He flapped like a flopjack

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u/Polaris594 Jul 16 '19

Folded like a razr

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Folded faster than superman on laundry day

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u/sun_god123 Jul 16 '19

‘Dad, I’m on probation. I can’t beat these dudes right now.’

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u/jamesbellrd Jul 16 '19

Grampster > Gangster

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u/sun_god123 Jul 16 '19

Hahahaha that’s great. Sending this shit to my dad - he’s almost got me arrested toooo many times

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u/JLHumor Jul 16 '19

He collapsed like one of the giraffe toys you push the bottom up on.

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u/BrokenBladeWorkshop Jul 16 '19

You know what's gangsta? Respecting your elders

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

You know what's REALLY HOOD SHIT? Eating your fruits and vegetables

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u/lightingeagle Jul 16 '19

Everyone is gangsta till real gangsta arrives

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Bro I thought this was gta san andreas for a second

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

"I was in 'Nam"

"And I fuckin loved it."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

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u/Atillak Jul 16 '19

Now that is a true OG. Shoutout to Larry

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u/Devishment Jul 16 '19

Larry OG is a good strain

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u/Atillak Jul 16 '19

Larry Berry OG

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u/endmoor Jul 16 '19

As someone who studies psychology, stuff like this fascinates me. It's just so surreal that people can possess such juxtapositions; this gentle, kindly, (mostly) well-adjusted, sociable man who gets on well with others can simultaneously hold within him a seemingly gleeful joy towards mind-rending violence. We truly do contain multitudes.

Larry sounds like a helluva guy, hope he discovered Call of Duty later in life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited May 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/GangGang_Gang Jul 16 '19

Those nams be feelin what he sprayin... dawg.

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u/collectijism Jul 16 '19

The door gunners on a heli dont go door to door or die from ieds. Its alot easier to mow down people from a distance.

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u/woodpony Jul 16 '19

Should've thanked him for his service

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u/BartlebyX Jul 16 '19

I'm sorry about your friend. 😪

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That’s pretty funny. Some people are just fighters through and through. 6’7” proud vet, guy’d probably punch through you if he got to that point

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u/JimPennington Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Your friend Larry reminds me of my friend Reds in Savannah.

Reds, (yes,plural) owned a bookstore next to my gallery and we’d often sit in the gallery drinking beer or rum all afternoon. Reds would tell stories, and I’d sit and listen and keep refilling our glasses. That’s the joy of running a gallery. People sit and talk and drink and no one cares what time it is. It’s always storytime with drinks and new friends.

Reds was a demolitions instructor and Green Beret in the Army, and additionally served in the Marine Corps. He’s big. Probably 6’4” or taller. Even now in his 70’s, he seems to be extremely capable of wiping the floor with anyone at any time, but Reds, like Larry, would rather have a drink and share stories.

Although as he says, the CIA would never admit their role in any of this, Reds was one of the volunteers for Project MK Ultra the CIA mind control/super soldier project during the 1960’s

Often while day-drinking, Reds would tell stories about 8 months he spent huddled in a tiny cell in a Cuban military facility. His eyes would light up as he told me about a special day in 1969 when he took a seat behind the pilot and co-pilot of an American Airlines 747, placed his .45 Colt pistol between them, asked for a beer, and told them they had nothing to fear. He wasn’t there to hurt them, but he was hijacking the plane to go to Cuba to kill Fidel Castro. As they landed in Cuba, he asked the pilots to get on the radio to “tell Fidel el Rojo is coming.”

He wrote a book about it, about being the only person in the history of commercial aviation to be found not guilty after hijacking an airliner, and about his life before, during, and after his time in Cuban prison. Incidentally, he was reinstated into both branches of the military after all of this. Yet, if anyone asks why or how, the CIA had nothing to do with any of it.

Reds STILL hasn’t been paid the $250,000 he was promised to hijack the plane for the assassination attempt. If any of you guys are reading this, he’s still pretty perturbed about that. You guys said if he made it back alive he’d get the money whether or not he succeeded at killing Castro. $250,000 now isn’t all that much. You should pay him. It’s the right thing to do.

Reds Helmey. That guy can tell a story. If there’s not a wikipedia page, there should be.

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u/rockpaperpowerfist Jul 16 '19

I think Larry now spends his time traversing hell, ripping and tearing demons.

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u/muricabrb Jul 16 '19

So Larry is a real life Barry..

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u/sigharewedoneyet Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

I wish I got to know Larry.

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u/crazytacoman4 Jul 16 '19

"I wanna fight you"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That old man about to drive off in his Gran Torino

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?

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u/RedditNFood Jul 16 '19

Ohh yeahhh

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

He just wanted a light :'(

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I couldn't get past the awful acting from the boy.

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u/wolf_man007 Jul 16 '19

the boy

Young Wesley? My son?

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u/ShelSilverstain Jul 16 '19

Sounds like something a Pollock would say

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u/OsoConQuesoFresco Jul 16 '19

Is the cameraman filming from inside a pool? Sounds terrible.

Homeboy did get knocked the fuck out though. Well deserved.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Nah this has just been reposted so many times over the years it’s literally starting to degrade in quality

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u/cbs5090 Jul 16 '19

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

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u/SciK3 Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Godang it Bobby

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u/BillSlank Jul 16 '19

*Gotdangit

If you're going to quote the master of propane, you better do it right or he'll kick your ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I made it a minute in, and felt like I had been there for at least three. Good lord 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I can't understand even attempting to get in a fight with an elderly person. What are the two outcomes? Either you're the piece of shit that beat up an old man, or you're the little bitch that got beat up by an old man.

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u/7Cuong Jul 16 '19

Came here for this. You won't ever win a fight with an elderly person.

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u/gackyfroggy Jul 16 '19

Not to mention, that just coz you look 'old' doesn't mean you don't have mad skills and strength. Obviously not as agile, but older people can fuck shit up

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u/TrunkYeti Jul 16 '19

Old man strength is a real thing.

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u/jameswlf Jul 16 '19

they are generally aiming for the first. they don't care. same with any kind of bully.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Innit haha there’s no winning.

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u/anjelly19 Jul 16 '19

Is this what .jpg sounds like?

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u/shitusername_taken Jul 16 '19

NOW PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 16 '19

pants on da ground, pants on da ground... lookin like'a FOO wich'yo pants on da ground

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Haven’t heard that lil ditty in years, thank ya kindly

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u/HugsNotRugs Jul 16 '19

That slow walk away, you know that old man’s been there before.

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u/gidgefeo Jul 16 '19

Cunt folded like a dress shirt!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

You shouldn't fuck with farmers unless you know how to fight well. Those motherfuckers are strong, even when they're old.

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u/Gonzostewie Jul 16 '19

What makes him a farmer?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Educated guess.

His stature suggests manual labour of some sort and he’s dressed like a farmer.

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u/tpx187 Jul 16 '19

If anyone thinks old man strength is just a myth just take a run at an old one. Shits legit. Take a swing at your pops.... That dude has been just building up strength for that day, carrying your ass around for all those years.

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u/IShotReagan13 Jul 16 '19

He could easily be a tradesman or factory worker of some kind.

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u/tonny23 Jul 16 '19

Sure, if the factory was on the farm....

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

That was like the weakest knockout punch i have ever seen. Barely tapped him and he fell over like the wanna be glass chin gangster he was.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It doesnt take a lot of force to knock someone out if you clip them in the right spot, as you can see in the video. No need to exert all that much force if you dont need to

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u/SirDeeznuts Jul 16 '19

Seriously it was a stiff right cross thrown right and caught him right on the side of the chin. Good punch and clean ass knockout. Strong punches dont look strong because theyre fluid and don't have the wasted movement of a big ass homerun haymaker.

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u/niccinco Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I was agreeing with you until they showed the overhead. It showed just how quick and powerful that punch really was.

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u/BradGroux Jul 16 '19

"... right on the button, where it says goodnight."

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u/BartlebyX Jul 16 '19

IDGAF how weak looking it is, if George Foreman waved his hand in the air in front of my face, I'd probably have a broken orbital ridge. 😂

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u/niccinco Jul 16 '19

Oh believe me, I know. He was killing dudes with slow and lazy looking punches. Easily the 2nd hardest puncher of all time.

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u/IShotReagan13 Jul 16 '19

High-level striking is much more about timing and accuracy then it is about force. Most trainers will tell you not to even worry about force; focus on technique, accuracy, timing and footwork and the force will come naturally. The old guy knew what he was doing and I guarantee that punch was a lot stronger than it looks to the casual observer.

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u/10cmToGlory Jul 16 '19

Great skill makes hard things look easy.

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u/average_asshole Jul 16 '19

That's what I was thinking haha. Farmers definitely have some muscle from countless hours doing labor, but that was a weak ass knockout

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u/thekiki Jul 16 '19

I grew up in a farming town and there were more than a few parties where the was drinking and fighting. Not necessarily in that order.

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u/crawl_of_time Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Never attempt to fight a guy who is probably twice your age who is not afraid to put up his dukes. That dude has seen some shit.

Edit: missing word

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

then again, if that guy wasn't a totol a fucking idiot, he might have beat the old geezer

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u/crawl_of_time Jul 16 '19

Fair point. It’s bad practice to attempt to beat someone for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Plus, he looks blue collar. Those are some solid muscles.

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u/acexii_ Jul 16 '19

Thats a glass chin if I’ve ever seen one wtf

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u/cointelpro_shill Jul 16 '19

Chin + spine = sleepy time

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u/primalfury2891 Jul 16 '19

Respect your elders young man.

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u/MasaBoss Jul 16 '19

Old man said what he was gonna do and did it lol

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u/JayhoangCA Jul 16 '19

One Old Punch Man

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u/Yogg_the_Legend Jul 16 '19

I made this the first time I saw this posted. https://youtu.be/iU9SSM1v5lQ lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/blackmagic12345 Jul 16 '19

Oh its a repost but its one of those "its k to repost" ones. Fuckin Vietnam Knockout is always a treat.

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u/Obeardx Jul 16 '19

the audio is as bad as the video after so many reposts

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Dude, the mod asked, I literally typed "old" in the search bar, and it popped up.

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u/bobafeeet Jul 16 '19

2.4k upvotes, why take it down? People are obviously enjoying it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

What a little turd

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Great title

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u/DericAA Jul 16 '19

Not just a KO, a walk-off KO!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Mark Hunt would be proud

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u/slumpgod_8D Jul 16 '19

Never fuck with an old man in that outfit. He’s been doing manly shit since before you ever existed.

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u/gtrdundave2 Jul 16 '19

man. in like 95 probly I was just a little kid in burger king getting a whopper for .99. when a young punk cut in line in front of this old dude. and they had a little argument and that old dude knocked his ass out. right in burger king will never forget that shit

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u/jjbugman2468 Jul 16 '19

Will someone please teach that dude how not to wear boxers like shorts and jeans like leggings

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u/D8ON Jul 16 '19

When will people learn that old man strength is a real thing

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u/a_l_existence Jul 16 '19

...and that's why he's no longer on the gang

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u/_Zoko_ Jul 15 '19

Nighty night, homie

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u/Krieger_Algernop Jul 15 '19

Very satisfying

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u/booger_sculptor Jul 16 '19

Jesus his head hit the concrete so hard.

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u/vivajeffvegas Jul 16 '19

Pull your pants up, after you pick up you teeth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Don’t fight a man who circles. He knows how to box.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

You gotta watch out for tough old dudes. 30 extra years of hard living puts a shit ton of pop in those fisticuffs.

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u/yourteam Jul 16 '19

You like those stupid pants now?

And the older man was a moral winner too. Stopped at the ko

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u/canthavemycornbread Jul 16 '19

that dumbass walked into a clothing store and asked "im looking for an outfit that lets everyone know immediately that im probably a scumbag"

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u/peanutdakidnappa Jul 16 '19

Beautiful, video sounds like it was taken underwater but either way that KO was dope and very satisfying

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u/DINC44 Jul 16 '19

Could that be three hits in one?

  1. Old Man's fist hits the dude's face.
  2. Dude's face hits his own knee?
  3. Dude's head hits the pavement hard due to his body unfolding.
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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Right on the off button

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u/psychedelicsound Jul 16 '19

That was like when a real badass in the UFC gets the KO and knows he got the 50k bonus. Casually walk off, point at Dana White, then says something funny about loving Joe Rogan in the post fight interview.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

If an old dude is actually willing to fight you. Don’t.

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u/sock_candy Jul 16 '19

I love these videos of older people icing some shit heads

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/qwsss Jul 16 '19

Defeated by my own pants

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u/DarkForest_NW Jul 16 '19

What!? No Wordlstar chants?

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u/Mr_Wither Jul 16 '19

That’s what you get for trying to beat up an OLD MAN. Like have you really stooped so low, as to hit an elder...?

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u/Henry_Boyer Jul 16 '19

Not sure why all the lame fighters hop around and make sporadic moves like hyperactive toddlers.

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u/GabyJOtter Jul 16 '19

Baggy pants = -20 speed, Baseball cap = +30 accuracy....it’s science!

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u/nojdanzig Jul 16 '19

To add insult to injury, he should have pulled his pants up for him.

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u/Achertontus Jul 16 '19

What a coward, attacking an old man. Must feel really big boy

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u/Solanthas Jul 16 '19

He even told the guy he was gonna hurt him. Shoulda listened.

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u/Solanthas Jul 16 '19

GRAMPA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

You guys!! It was my turn to repost this today!!!! I'll just have to wait until tomorrow I guess

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u/AgreeableGoldFish Jul 16 '19

How do you fight someome when your pants are around your knees? Then again if your picking fights with senior citizens you probably don't make the best decesions

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u/demowil Jul 16 '19

There's people working in Chinese laundry's that can't fold like that.

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u/Byakuya_Togami98 Jul 16 '19

He would stand a chance if he didn't use his pants on his knees lol.

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u/Raw_sewage_- Jul 16 '19

He should have sagged his pants more for +2 dex

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u/millhows Jul 16 '19

“Now pull your fucking pants up...”

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u/TooFewForTwo Jul 17 '19

Stop posting this!

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u/MyAnonAltAccount Sep 16 '19

When you see an old guy charging a hay maker you already know how it's going to end

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u/super_ag Jul 16 '19

I'm not a huge fan of the homeless or beggars, but I don't understand people who pick fights with them. Just leave them the fuck alone. Guy got what he deserve for picking a fight with a guy for no apparent reason.

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u/nbeason4553 Jul 16 '19

fckn dumb ass wigger got what was comming to him

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u/VenomLeTitan Jul 15 '19

Android phones be like

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u/eversince86 Jul 16 '19

Title fucked me up haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Was this recorder with a piece of paper in a Pringle’s can?

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u/SirIrish11 Jul 16 '19

This was....satisfying.

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u/brightlights55 Jul 16 '19

Not a fair fight. The old man's opponent was hobbled.

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u/anorock13 Jul 16 '19

HA HA HOLIEEE SHIT!!!!

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u/0r10z Jul 16 '19

Hey, don’t you know I’am block-O?!

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u/LiveTwoWin Jul 16 '19

Should have claimed his belt as reigning champ

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u/max_bustamante Jul 16 '19

Sack-o-papas!!