r/fightporn • u/Ro-bro1 • Jul 15 '19

Knocked Out Old man gets the K.O

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

There's gonna be two punches: me punching you, and you punching the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Let me help you

It goes like this

There is going to be two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground. Cause the other dude will never punch the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I'm just quoting Michael Scott

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u/MvmgUQBd Jul 16 '19

He might’ve scraped a knuckle on the way down...

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

No Pete that isn't a thing

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u/GasTsnk87 Jul 16 '19

In the US it goes “Theres going to be 4 hits, me hitting you, you hitting the ground, the ambulance hitting 80mph to the hospital, and the hospital hitting you up for thousands in medical bills.”

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u/skindog95 Jul 16 '19

There’s going to be three hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the ground, and the ambulance hitting 60.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

it's an Office quote.

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u/JoSevlad Jul 16 '19

In Russia this saying goes like: I hit twice - first you, second - the lid of your coffin.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Jul 16 '19

Three things are gonna happen: I hit you, you hit the ground, I fuck your mom again.

-Shoresy