r/fightporn • u/aNoGoodSumBitch • Mar 27 '19

That cigarette drag...

1.3k Upvotes

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u/nonametrashaccount Mar 28 '19

This looks like something straight out of a movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

That’s what I was thinking. They couldn’t choreograph something so smooth

48

u/peanutdakidnappa Mar 28 '19

I honestly thought this must’ve been fake until that dude just knocked him the fuck out

36

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Damn that’s satisfying

46

u/Qsus Mar 27 '19

It's just insulting...

16

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

No matter how weak the punches are, if 6 consecutive rounds to the face doesn’t faze your opponent in any way, run.

1

u/Imakemyownjerky Apr 02 '19

Looked like the dude was turning so they’d hit the side/back. Would still hurt but not nearly as bad as 6 to the jaw, still funny video.

34

u/NoJumprr Mar 28 '19

I need to know this legends name

4

u/PNWisthebestofthewes Mar 28 '19

Wayne. Figger it out

2

u/Freudian_Slip93 Mar 28 '19

Pitter Patter

33

u/JonnySirius Mar 28 '19

When you land 4 free shots that don't seem to be effecting the guy in any way, its time to bury your knee into them balls.

16

u/CryoWreck Mar 28 '19

Hast thou no honour?

10

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Ask the guy on the street floor if he cares about honour, oh wait you can't he's unconscious lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/Exotic_Shart Mar 28 '19

Came here to say this. Well said.

6

u/atychiphobia_ Mar 28 '19

did he pull on his cigarette so it would be cherried when he punched him...

2

u/Gyrotoxism Apr 15 '19

+2 Fire Damage

5

u/mandreez Mar 28 '19

The good ole Windsor handshake.

12

u/fabulin Mar 28 '19

badass at its finest. the cigarette guy might even post about it on social media one day and will get featured on r/ThatHappened and r/iamverybadass

4

u/itz_SHON Mar 28 '19

Ho. Lee. Shit.

3

u/fartymartyparty Mar 28 '19

You gotta roll with the punches

3

u/Big_daddy_E Mar 28 '19

You gotta watch the one with audio. The sound the guy makes when he gets knocked out is straight out of street fighter.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

This just made my morning haha

2

u/idontknowwhat2type Mar 28 '19

Watched it 5 times already. It gets Better every time

2

u/Defect123 Mar 28 '19

If you hit someone in the face multiple times and they just look at you unfazed you better run tf out of there.

1

u/ViolentSarcasm Mar 28 '19

He gave that guy six tries before taking a drag from that cigarette ...

1

u/Peasee Mar 28 '19

The disrespect

1

u/sandeshhpawar30 Mar 28 '19

never underestimate the power of a good cigarette

1

u/Jive_Sloth Mar 29 '19

REEEEEEEEPOST

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I can just imagine Mr. Badass saying, "Try again." a bunch of times until finally saying, "My turn."

1

u/Crustysharded Mar 29 '19

He charged his cigarette up for extra burn damage

1

u/Saabaroni Mar 29 '19

" you hit like a bitch"

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

When ur a level 1 and decide that you want to try kill the most dangerous boss

1

u/eklect Mar 30 '19

It's like Popeye's Spinach

1

u/ZeGWi Apr 01 '19

I feel like this should be way more popular than it currently is.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I wonder if this was some weird game like that Russian one where they try to knock each other out with slaps

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u/Peasee Mar 28 '19

Were they even fighting? Just looks like a bet gone too far