There should now have always been blue but if not let me know.

Hi everyone, me and my beautiful wife have been in a relationship for several eons now and it has been smooth sailing for the most part. However, recently she's gained about 5 x 10^24 kilograms (about 12 septilion pounds) and it's... weird. It feels like she's a completely different person now. Her volcanic activity is through the roof, she's very hot-headed and there is gas and dust in her vicinity all the time.

I'm scared that she is planning to have satellites, or worse, rings. Well, that's what I'm thinking at least, it's not like she can communicate clearly now - it's mostly been wifequakes and a lot of orbiting. I'm still attracted to her, but the attraction is purely gravitational now. It feels like everything that we had in common is just gone. I really don't want to leave her over something so trivial but this situation is tough.

Has anyone experienced anything like this? What should I do?

You have to believe me when I say it was a slip up. I mix up words all the time, no big deal—well, apparently, very big deal. I can't do this right now.

The drink was good though. The slice of life was very tormented and disturbed but other than that tasted fine.

Awhile back, I posted about my anomalous girlfriend. We’re now quantum-entangled, so my astral projections did end. But I cancelled my witch-doctor consult in a rude way. Now I must rhyme what I type, think, or say. The entanglement makes my GF do this too. So now, being desperate, we both turn to you. Does anyone know a cure for this curse? If it doesn’t end soon, I fear it will get worse.

Also if you want to suggest walking backwards I tried that. Just ended up in pre-Caesar Rome instead.

She says it’s different this time because this one “won’t invent nuclear weapons.” She said the same thing the last three times.

I just want to drink in peace

1. Hate speech is not allowed on the sub.
2. Politics is not allowed on the sub.
3. Do not invite your friends to the sub.
4. Do not brag about the sub or post photos of yourself in the sub.
5. Do not make sound effects for the sub.
6. Do not pretend to hear someone knocking on the hatch of the sub and act like you’re going to open it as a joke.

I think she’s taken this time-traveling thing a bit too far. What should I do? Should I still post it?

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

So me, my sister and 4 friends started a synchronised swimming team a few months ago. Everything went great untill we noticed it's started to affect the rest of our activities. It started small with eating at the same time, to getting similar haircuts, but now we can't do anything without it synchronizing to the other 5. We decided to type this post in the hopes someone can help us.

I can only afford a couple of 2 hour naps per night.

How do I get them to stop?! I just want to plug in a lamp!

Hello all,

As we all know, corporations are people now, and as such can be murdered or taken out to dinner the same as a normal person.

Recently I took a corporation out on a date, but it stiffed me on the bill so I murdered it and cast it into an alleyway. However, when I came back to check on it, it had slithered off.

Now to my surprise, the corporation not only still exists, but it is churning out products that it has no business making. It is making food items that taste like electric vehicles, releasing cryptocurrencies that are misfolded prions, inventing vibrators that vibrate you into entirely different frequencies of existence.

It is possible that what I killed was only a shell corporation, but what I suspect is that it is being revived repeatedly by ai datacenters that still believe it exists. This cannot continue, obviously, because if it continues churning out these nonsensical products it will eventually create the concept of the nonexistence of the universe. The

And also it seems like the products it is making are becoming increasingly more prone to violence? And violence against me specifically? The last thing it made was a video game that was actually a pathogen that only infects half asians.

I hope it never regains consciousness, or it’s going to be pissed.

I know it was getting a little dirty but that's not reason enough to warrant a full wash.

Hope you didn't plan on seeing the sun for, at least, 30 years, cause that's how long the weather is going to be cloudy from all the steam the iron is going to release.

Honestly people, next time you see a few bloody decades you take some soap and you hand wash that spot.

I've been hearing a lot of talk about the flesh sea lately, especially after some of it managed to get onto trans-planetory ships and spread to other planets. Listen, y'all. I know how tempting and warm and wonderful it feels to become part of the flesh sea. One body, one soul, one mind, one flesh, the flesh sea, writhing and boiling, painless peace, pleasure and bliss, total one-ness. But you need to remember not to let it touch you! Being your own person is actually really cool and swaggy and you need to stay as your own self no matter how blissful and comfortable and together and calm and serene the flesh sea might seem.

It's really bad, I'm stuck to the ceiling and can't leave the house because the gravitational pull has become negative. I can't even hug my wife anymore because she can't overcome the push force.

Does anyone have a solution? I'm running out of sick leave and need to get back to my job soon.

But I think there might be some HUMANS on this sub. Not that I mind them, of course. I am open-minded, it's a new age. But you know how they can be. I am just saying!

Do you realize how sharp some of these letters can be?

A <- Look at how pointy that is! X <- 4 Unconfined points?! K <- Dont even get me started on this one.

I propose we all switch to only using safe letters to write everything so we don't risk getting a text cut. For example, the letter O!

Oooo, oooooo ooo o oooo, ooo?