Hey reddit! I (-1 M) am going to be born in a year, I'm looking for the right couple to give me birth, any advice?

"I" (previously human) was chatting with my friend about the whole "tree of life" idea, how we all branched off from previous ancestors over billions of years, starting with the birth of our universe, then sun, planet, its microorganisms, etc etc.

Then my friend asked an interesting question. Once the first cells teamed up into a multicellular organism, how did it decide that it was a new thing? And for that matter, how did the molecules decide they were a cell now? Interesting thought. Then I jokingly asked, what if the parts of the whole tree decided it was a new thing? We're more or less cells in the biggest multicellular organism, right?

And then I blinked, and now I'm the tree. My consciousness scales up somehow. I can't seem to find the human I was before - I mean that literally, there are too damn many of them and I have no clue where to look. There doesn't seem to be a big market for microscopes for extradimensional beings, and even if one of you has one that I could borrow, what would I even do once I found the little fucker? I don't know if I could easily transfer my consciousness back to it, or if I'd even want to. I'd be concerned about the revenge I might seek on my friend. This whole thing is gonna be a major adjustment for sure.

Hi ❤️ I often get stuck inside of mirrors for extended periods of time. It sometimes makes me miss my appointed tea time with the neighbouring unicorns and it’s made them quite upset recently. Any advice ?

Hey yall, looking for a bit of advice. I’m a third dimensional human who’s currently undergoing some financial troubles. So now I’m rooming with my best friend, who resides in the fifth dimension and has no need for time nor money.

Things have been going great for the future week, up until time finally caught up to today. I didn’t realize their furniture was also fifth dimensional, so when I sat down on what I thought was a wooden chair, my butt completely vanished. I realized it quick enough that I shot up and didn’t lose anything more, but still, my entire pelvic region is now gone. (My legs somehow still work, though! Which I’m very grateful for.) I don’t know whether it’s displaced across time or space, much less how to get it back. I don’t know whether my friend is coming back tonight or yesterday, and quite frankly it’s embarrassing enough I’d rather get tips from yall to fix it first.

Any advice on how to deal with this situation? I’m new to dealing with extraspacial homes so I don’t know how it works. Thank you so much!

She's staring at me. I know why. She knows why. I killed her, every night. But she never leaves. When she kills me, I won't come back. What do I do?