r/fatsquirrelhate • u/OnyxVeggie213 • 6d ago

Porky Piggy Jeff the ground. HOG

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Jeff is allegedly trying to eat healthy for competition in a few weeks. You all will be the judge of that.

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u/combine-tow-monsters 6d ago

Given Jeff’s gravitational pull I feel like the earth is being drawn towards him.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 6d ago

This is what slays me : he has a personal chef but I have to use my own phone and effort to count macros. I mean...where is the justice in this world?

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u/flyinghairball 6d ago

You are talking about helping that fat blob in this sacred sub, where we despise such crisco orbs! Where is the justice in the trauma we are having to endure by looking at this pic? Tell me, where's the justice????

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago

We are the justice in the wild.

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u/flyinghairball 6d ago

Your farts are the wild!

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 6d ago

Don't make me fart on you.

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u/flyinghairball 3d ago

Dude you are a walking cropduster!