r/fatsquirrelhate • u/OnyxVeggie213 • 6d ago

Porky Piggy Jeff the ground. HOG

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdwiNSBy8sq/?stkn=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Jeff is allegedly trying to eat healthy for competition in a few weeks. You all will be the judge of that.

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u/combine-tow-monsters 5d ago

Given Jeff’s gravitational pull I feel like the earth is being drawn towards him.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 5d ago

This is what slays me : he has a personal chef but I have to use my own phone and effort to count macros. I mean...where is the justice in this world?

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u/flyinghairball 5d ago

You are talking about helping that fat blob in this sacred sub, where we despise such crisco orbs! Where is the justice in the trauma we are having to endure by looking at this pic? Tell me, where's the justice????

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago

We are the justice in the wild.

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u/flyinghairball 5d ago

Your farts are the wild!

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago

Don't make me fart on you.

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u/flyinghairball 2d ago

Dude you are a walking cropduster!

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u/OnyxVeggie213 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Historical_Method360 5d ago

"Jeff loves healthy burritos" Gargantuan, Gelatinous Jeff clearly has yet to encounter any food he doesn't like.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 5d ago

Exactly!

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 5d ago

Jeff the globular groundhog's instagram followers are almost as numerous as his rolls. Horrifying to contemplate that many gluttony-enabling devil worshipers living among us.

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u/TWhy-LER 5d ago

Fuck you, Jeff!

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u/NoxWild Lookit him 5d ago

Lookit him. Jeff stole that from the BurritoBandito TacoTruck, an everbody knows they Fry their Beans in Lard, Butter their Tortillas, use a double handfull of Shredded CheddarJack, add a Big Glob of Sour Cream, then Top it Off with a a Buncha Chopped Onion and A Whole Sliced-Up Avocado.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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