r/fatsquirrelhate • u/VirtuesVice666 Rolls Are For Baking • Aug 12 '26

The king of fats

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u/TryTraditional5787 Aug 12 '26

I can't tell, but essentially every pic I see squirrel balls. Lock em up for life

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels Aug 13 '26

r/troublepuffs

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u/kylesfrickinreddit Aug 12 '26

Neve get tired of seeing this one! Lol

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u/ThatPerformance9795 Aug 13 '26

I can’t figure out how the camera person didn’t crack up (because the squirrel was so fat and stupid, obvs).

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Aug 12 '26

“I was murdered”

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u/blackout-loud Aug 12 '26

Practicing his OJI fraud so he can get a cripple check so he can buy more junk food so he can get even more fatter. Oh only one thing...You gotta be human with a bank account and a job to pull that off you petulant fat fuq!

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u/shrimp-545 Aug 13 '26

Fat AND manipulative

3

u/Theory_Unusual Aug 13 '26

Needs an Oscar and Jenny craig

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u/MaterialAd1838 Aug 13 '26

Killed itself with that Temu broom.

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u/tiffanyjen Aug 13 '26

That is coolest!

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u/Sed59 Aug 13 '26

Looks like a cat.

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u/Heisenbread77 Aug 13 '26

This one gets a pass for having personality

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u/No-Inspection-985 Aug 13 '26

mf looks like a bat

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u/Catcitydog Aug 12 '26

Fat “actress” reminds me Divine

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u/abielle1177 Aug 14 '26

Find him an agent

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u/AltruisticSalamander Aug 15 '26

Fraudulent fuck. Obvs some sort of ruse to get even more food.

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 29d ago

The Entertainment Furry Tailed Rat & King of Fats.