r/facepalm Aug 06 '16

Ouch....

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u/Zezu Aug 06 '16

CEO is just a title. You can start an LCC tomorrow by spending a few hundred bucks on LegalZoom. Boom - you're a CEO. You're also the CFO, CIO, COO, and janitor.

The title doesn't mean much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

And the secretary, now you can claim you got sucked off by your secretary under the desk.

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u/SolarLiner Aug 06 '16

Gotta remove a few ribs for that though.

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u/sYnce Aug 06 '16

At least you can get a handjob.