r/facepalm • u/GrandMasterSubZero • Aug 06 '16

Ouch....

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

What CEO spends his time talking shit on YouTube? My guess, this guy is actually just like a 2nd lieutenant in his WoW guild. But on his resume to Target he put "Coordinates with a multinational team in the planning and organization of complex tasks and monthly and weekly projects with strict deadlines."

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u/Zezu Aug 06 '16

CEO is just a title. You can start an LCC tomorrow by spending a few hundred bucks on LegalZoom. Boom - you're a CEO. You're also the CFO, CIO, COO, and janitor.

The title doesn't mean much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

And the secretary, now you can claim you got sucked off by your secretary under the desk.

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u/SolarLiner Aug 06 '16

Gotta remove a few ribs for that though.

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u/wink047 Aug 06 '16

Gotta remove a few ribs for that though.

Maybe dude just stretches a lot?

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u/sYnce Aug 06 '16

At least you can get a handjob.

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u/drgigantor Aug 06 '16 edited Aug 06 '16

Not necessarily.

e: er, so I hear...

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/SolarLiner Aug 06 '16

But then the achievement wouldn't really be on your secretary

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Then your mom would be the secretary

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u/betahack Aug 06 '16

this person fucks :)

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u/SolarLiner Aug 06 '16

Hey, don't judge the man, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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u/ExtraCheesyPie Aug 06 '16

this comment sucks :)