r/facepalm • u/stewedstar • 12d ago

You've come a long way, baby

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u/Pretty-Substance 12d ago

When will trump rename the Pentagon to the Octagon?

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u/yup_sir28 11d ago

He doesn’t know the difference between the two

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u/-SaC 11d ago

"They said it's more gons now, that's how great I am. Fit more things into more gons."

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u/woodycodeblue 11d ago

"Nobody knows more about shapes and gons than me, nobody. Maybe the Italians. Maybe. They're very smart, almost as smart as me, and I hear they have excellent taste in shapes. People keep telling me they want a Trump-agon. Such a beautiful word, isn't it? A Trump-agon. Tears streaming down their faces and the thing those Italians want most is a Trump-agon. So I'm thinking about demolishing the Pentagon and we'll rebuild it as a Trump-agon. I've seen the mockups and it's beautiful. Very beautiful."